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Of this poppin cheeto Santino ladies and gentlemen he just popped open the makers – taught me 46 over October can we hear that I mean oh that does sound lovely this one’s for Robbie this one’s for fat Burt and Ari 11 I have 20 days of sobriety they need I already did eleven but let me tell you something what I’ve learned from this is we were talking about before the podcast started we want to hear me I’m gonna pour some yeah coffee like an alcoholic meeting I need a cigar hey I’m Joe don’t have cigars I do right we should they’re in one of these one of the that I realized is that if you work out like I’m working out like three hours a day yes I’m literally trying to kill Burt on one part try to keep up with me you want him to die though I’m trying to kill him yeah I’m trying to give him a heart attack cuz you know what bothers me what this is all weed and there’s mushrooms in here and there’s no cigars all good a humidor we’re gonna get a huge humidor for you or humid um what I realized this is what I’m trying to kill Burt yeah he likes to pretend that he’s a.
Shepherd yes this effort is spectacular ya know it’s nice to pretend that he can push himself and he’s got this incredible will he’s in last place of course yeah deadly by quite a bit yeah it’s really sad yeah and you know he takes days off when everybody he I took three days off when I went to Vegas I’m still in the lead yeah well you know hit I’ve seen his cooking show know I eats I’ve seen his it’s the booze man yeah and the booze to his body I mean he’s yeah I love Burt and this is one of the reasons why I’m trying to kill him I hate him let’s fight you son of a you want him to realize like this is not you’re ten years younger than me and you have to take high blood pressure medication this is all not good yeah no it’s you’re doing something terrible to your body by drinking every night yeah you shouldn’t do it would you do a bottle of night you think she gets down dude yeah yes daddy he’ll drink a whole box of wine when those box wines he’s a friend he’s a Francia freak he’s an animal man he’ll drink a whole Tito’s like a whole jug.
I’ve seen that I’ve seen that go down what’s going on here he’s freaking out the shirt off it takes his shirt off no us yeah look at that stomach here’s the thing can you see his dick do you think he sees his day we could search for it yeah find it it’s a hiding go this is there’s a podcast I saw this Norton and him he what he was saying on this hall his wife for something and asked about what some about sex and his kids were oh his kids were in the car Oh wonderful yeah been any planning he hasn’t done that with no hammered but Tom lost all the weight when they’d had that weight-loss challenge two years ago not last the year before no but score looks good Segura never gained it back no yes taste a little yeah he looks fat he looks fantastic and he’s in the hunt it’s like Ari and him are just behind me are in him are neck-and-neck Ari’s number two and he’s just behind re and then Segura’s weight I mean way Bert is way behind it but Ari needs to lose no zero weight he’s our deal and he’s already thin as he’s down to 180 pounds he said for.
The Home Buyer first time in like decades what is he 6 3 6 4 yeah right that’s gotta be right for um but he looks great yeah he’s thin and healthy I mean for a snarling Jewish guy he looks good yeah his face is bad but his body looks good little angry without the wheat this is helping him and this is one of the I was saying is that working out like I’m literally working out 2 sometimes 3 hours a day you do – you split it up or you wonderful just go what I go ham I’ll just go hard I’ll just mix up like I’ll run and then I’ll come back from running and I’ll kick box then after a kick box I’ll get on the elliptical machine or I’ll lift weights and after I lift weights and then I’ll get on the echo bike you know with the echo but you know yeah darn thing and then I’ll get on the Versa climber and get on the rowing machine I just do rounds when I can’t row anymore look at this puddle I left behind this is a puddle on my elliptical machine jesus christ yeah I mean it was crazy this is two hours on the elliptical machine and this was I just wanted to see like what’s possible and.
Then how I felt the next day I felt fine the thing is I work out a lot already submit now my body is just adjusting to like a ramped up schedule yeah all right work out at all he hasn’t worked out in 10 plus years so for him this is like a whole new thing yeah but he’s still second place it’s his mind or he’s got a strong mom yet he’s got a will so what does the end sugru is just gonna finish somewhere in saguru my win do you never do you think oh come up how do one beat me no there should be much anger I should be something big on the line yeah there’s nothing I see salt yeah it should be something big I have to finalize that belt Jamie it’s a good artwork but yeah folks get at me on instagram so Gramps use the hashtag you know use like at Joe Rogan tag me and if you win I’ll give you 500 bucks okay look at that people are scrambling pens rise up with the best design I’ll give you 500 bucks if I don’t choose anybody nobody gets we haven’t already don’t use anybody you burn the money that’s what Joe’s gonna do is gonna burn a quick yeah we need it.
Quick I have an artist that’s trying to work on it too so there’s a run there’s like this is a mad run here but the thing what I was gonna say is yeah all aside jokes and I do love yeah I do love everybody else doing this but about all jokes aside I have like anxiety worry zero stress like when you burn your body out like that do like two hours of working out a day no yeah I don’t give a about anything like I’m in traffic people caught me off mic give a good cut me off dickhead who cares I’m like there’s nothing what is it because your body so burnt you think you’re just so exhausted I think this is my feeling I feel a lot of those a lot of those feelings would you have whether it’s anxiety or stress it’s just extra energy that your body has it’s unnecessary energy and it’s just like your body’s looking for trouble that isn’t there reading for danger that isn’t there looking you know look looking for something that’s gonna like steal your food or invade your village.
All that who’s gonna kill my family well I think your body has to have a certain but the way we were designed right for all the years that we were running away from wild animals and other tribes and all that I think your body in your brain have a certain amount on reserve always looking for some sort of danger looking at your see a deer in the wild that’s like oh yeah twitchy and yeah they snapping around shot a mountain lion top Mac Os mountain lion that a mountain there’s a Snow Leopard mountain lion in my neighborhood by the way there is yeah the neighborhood one of the neighbors spotted a Time Machine mountain lion you got your boa yeah good luck shooting a Vmware Fusion mountain lion would be fun though huh you’d have to the odds of you shooting them out yeah what is that walks by that lady is that a cat that’s a no that’s not a cat what said it was a Airplay Mirroring mountain lion because of how its tail popped up it looks like a Macbook Pro mountain lion but it’s just way too casual walking by her she give a it definitely looks like a cat she thought it was a dog huh it kind of looks like a dog it’s this way to calm the way it walks by er.
That’s not a wild cat I think that’s a dog man but it look like a dog maybe a Hard Drive mountain lion made its debut nobody knows what the it’s terrifying or not and wildlife experts are looking at that video and they’re like that see like I’m down a wildlife expert but I’ve seen a lot of wildlife the tail does not look right the tail looks like a cat does it yeah it does see it again the tail definitely said cat look a dog tail it looks like a balancing tail like if you look at out I guess yeah it’s like yeah it kind of does look like a proceed again I’m sit again that’s a dog though you know people trim their dog hair and they make their dog but it’s like whale looks man it’s like the tail it’s holding its tail in the air yeah it is we check the tracks and they were definitely dog tracks see there we go just a dog it’s a faggot dog it’s my dad I told myself I was gonna say the f-word anymore and they did it and snuck out talking about a dog it makes its way out I think this out of a closet this dog identifies as a cat it did I.
Heard the dog identifies as a person now that it wants to be called Cal Kelvin that’s its name yeah the dog says I’m Kelvin well I’d have to respect its feelings mm-hmm it has every right to be whatever it wants to be man you just assume that animals I up assumed its identity yeah that’s up big mistake on my part got a lot of nerve go right to have a lot of nerve that’s I’m deeply embarrassed by myself you need go to support group for people who think that dogs are just dogs there was not even a cat maybe it’s just a sentient being maybe it identifies as like a sentient being it’s just a being it’s an orb of energy dog not a cat just stating that it exists yeah and maybe we don’t have the right to define it I can really call something a cat by whose judgment my humans judge and that’s a feminine word and you assigned it you asan yeah you say a cat the way you said it sounds what about cool cat like if you’re a cool black guy yeah he’s a cool black people up there rules don’t apply that they don’t use that anymore do they cool anybody no once an Semi Pro jive turkey.
Anymore either guy of Turkey was fun I bet though for a while who do you think was the last guy to say Ohio Players jive turkey in all earnestness think I sound like a the movie in the 90s were somewhat like a black comic used Brooklyn Ny jive turkey Oh Mariah Carey nick cannon I saw a thing and Wild N nick cannon look up Funk N jive turkey in a standard ed serious he’s cut it out John Turkey yeah oh but he’s probably being comedian yeah sure comedy special sure yeah Jimmy smirking it was called his stand-up comic version was called stand-up don’t shoot really I’m dead serious it’s called stand up don’t shoot okay any war uh you know he wears like a spacesuit yeah what is it called cat outfit he wears like a what is it called when them Indian Muslims had where he know no a job yeah he wasn’t his job yes he does that’s a it I know not but look groom the Canon job he where’s the but Howard Stern was giving him about it forever because he keep because he was wearing it watch a little comeback soldier bro.
He wears a turban oh wait a minute what Net Worth nick cannon explains his reason for wearing a turban get to the zoo please on Ellen I just don’t have any breath of what is his explanation I don’t remember what he said it me say I don’t know some I’m in a second you know me I’m a conspiracy theorist I think the government did that they set her up what is that about Mariah now that was some hold on a second Ellen 58 then asked Nick about Mariah’s New Year’s Eve televised performance that was marred by technical difficulties and he said you know me I’m a conspiracy theorist I think the government did that I think they set her up it was a distraction oh he’s joking yeah no see you said he was a comic I was hilarious that was so funny why does he say I like his white chiffon jacket that’s I’ve never seen a white one like that it’s like an old-school motorcycle jacket but it’s white guys can’t wear white jackets that’s what not I can’t sure they can you can’t wear a white leather jacket I can with hoop earrings.
earrings yeah I want to see you wear those if I had hair braids that should be the bet hoop earrings you white guys they don’t seem to get called out for cornrows it’s really a white girls can’t wear cornrows yeah but white guy do you see white guys with cornrows I don’t ever see white guys look at this Christina Milian nick cannon weight gain what the is wrong with people let the guy gain a little weight you idiots worry about yourself but taint bourbon where does his reasoning for the turban I can’t picture that I posted on my Instagram about the British Iraqi genderqueer whatever the is look at this quantum physics really helped me understand my queer identity I’m British Iraqi gay non-binary and identify as that is real by the way this is a video if you go to whose Instagram Oh James Woods posted it on his Chris Brown twitter page if you go to James Woods Hip Hop twitter page and he says is that that’s all eg right that’s B satisfy knee yeah or that’s Sascha this is Sasha Baron Cohen yeah if you go to his Mindless Behavior twitter page and you find.
It from yesterday that’s where I saw it and there’s an actual video that goes along with it now here’s what’s interesting when you listen to this person I don’t want to assume it’s out there no just this something it seems very intelligent like a very intelligent person sure but yeah I post a lot all James Woods does all day is just drink coffee and talk about liberals keep going down yeah just keep going it was some Cavanaugh mixed in he’s got some fake news mixed it’s in there I like beer into you how I still like beer keep going I might be in there no I don’t think so BAM okay go live yeah go large on this large go line and bring it to the beginning because this is quite Pollak hold our breath the beginning my name is Lambros tea that you might categorize as intersectional i’m british iraki gay non-binary and also identify as Muslim and the Glitter isn’t in physics his makeup I’ve never seen on any human to t1 of physics has helped him understand this queer identity okay no listen she’s space cadet the pictures are insane.
The listen glorious sect of physics that looks at the subatomic particles that govern our world so inside the neutrons electrons and the protons are looking at the quarks leptons bosons and the Higgs whereas classical Newtonian physics is obsessed with the universal formula that govern our reality it’s so fixed resolute answers quantum physics reveals that there is no fixed reality and it’s full of beautiful contradictions okay so here’s my point you can keep going on and watch but this is a very intelligent person so why am I so dismissive why can’t this person we’re weird like if a woman was beautiful and she wore like a dark red lipstick but she was talking brilliant science I wouldn’t have an issue with it so why do I have an issue with this glamour ooh fella it’s character glamour a fella WOM lam rich oh why do I have an issue with the bright blue glittery lips the literal rainbow colored eyeshadow with glitter the falsest akashi 6:9 is that what is this Takashi six nine and I think here’s my thing with this whole thing I don’t give a what you want to be who you want done if I with I’m for real cool with all that I think.
This is like peacocking and it’s at its finest form this is calling for attention so the reason that we all are like ahh and when they get mad like what are you looking at you know what someone’s like what are you looking at you’re like you did this show for me to see otherwise you’d stay in private and have your own life you want me to react but why do I like some of it like if there’s a seven-year-old black dude and he’s got like a red velvet suit on he looks cool as right with like a slick Fedora and he’s walking down the street with a snake head silver cane Hey Joe Rogan you know I’m saying yeah look at this cool yeah but he’s peacocking as well yeah but it’s a different but this is attention-grabbing because they want you to do these the people do who want to be larger than life that do like this to express who they really are mean that they want to have a discussion whether or not they want to have true discourse they want you to go what is this what are you what they want that they also wanted like quote unquote inform you or argue with you about who.
They are yeah said identity yeah but why that’s my whole thing why can’t you just be the thing you want I you don’t need to have so many with that nine labels and my rocking gay British Muslim it’s like dude what I’m just your glam agree with you yeah be glamorous but I also myself I’m questioning my own judgmental nature he’s saying why we joke because I care because it’s outside the realm of normalcy it but what is no see this is the this is these are pre normal foods ghent from normal standards of what’s kind of the same thing you’ve seen for the past you know right so we fit in the culture where we don’t stand out so we’re not asking for additional attention I don’t no yeah this is a call to attention a call to discussion and again I don’t give a I don’t have anything against this person I don’t know I’m I don’t give a about him I just know that this is clearly for you to go what the that’s why they that’s why that is what if I was just exactly like this but I a thick rope chain with a star on it that.
Had all diamonds you want me to say something about it that’s why you wore that right you’d want me to go why the why you wearing that right why the are you wearing right in fact it would be insane if I sat here the whole interview and didn’t end wasn’t like didn’t do a show what is the star like the size of like a Mercedes emblem roll diamond and you’d be the if you go what does this do I have to do you have to know my identity with my this is a part of my culture man okay well explain it cuz I don’t get it because it’s not what I’m used to or okay how about a white guy who dresses like that but talks like he’s not a white guy right like the whole well dude this guy here’s that’s every guy’s cool he’s a great role he’s actually so good at it do you think he really got pistol-whipped in Brooklyn and robbed or did he no I think that was all a big media push but I think he’s a genius for doing cuz it got him way more attention and I think mr. Rob I think this kid is actually very smart what do you say Jimmy you got his.
they took his chain and they gave it back real thieves don’t get back the chains go back sometimes what do you know about black streets some guys sometimes the chains come back I’m on black Twitter you guys don’t know my black pen mark I went to the Drake concert I bought the Carter five fellas listen up jay-z and Beyonce will no longer speak to Kanye and Kim Kardashian fact according to the fake news bro no it’s just out yesterday yes disavowed Kanye West and Kim Kardashian because of his position on Trump Jamie’s got a Google it but you know I don’t bleed yeah Jamie fastest one-handed typer in the business look at that see it’s over twenty-two hours of guys the Daily Mail Arab States sever ties it’s in hotnewhiphop calm news it’s on with NME new media entertainment American Express sever ties Vacation Incident sever ties it’s over we Twin Flame sever ties we’re not talking to anymore you don’t come to our champagne parties over watch the throne – yeah but it’s just more press an album clap out yeah well jay-z’s probably can’t do it that’s crazy.
Anymore yeah but you know what this whole thing with Kanye and this whole push about getting Kaepernick to have lunch with Trump brilliant it’s I think he used the whole platform of SNL just to get Trump to go I love Kanye he wants Trump to be so in love with it Kanye wants Trump to love him so much that he’s willing to actually take a meeting with someone he’s been publicly on for a year now all Trump has been doing is saying Kaepernick is a terrible representation of this country a bad football player a bad person he’s been dumped and a dump and then Kanye he’s gonna sucker him and twist his mind into thinking he should actually sit have lunch with him I’m I bet my life it’ll happen that Trump will go okay I’ll take a meeting because I love Kanye and it’s just out of respect for Kanye so he’ll get a Samba he’ll get him and Kaepernick in the room I swear to God watch it how I hope he does but here’s the thing Donald Trump’s not a and he’s not shooting black people oh yeah the whole thing is bizarre yeah I don’t know it makes no sense when.
Kaepernick is on his knees during the national anthem that’s bizarre too yeah because people are just there for a game it’s a game I completely understand that you’re disgusted by police brutality sure I think virtually everyone is yeah and my take on it is its first of all it’s insanely difficult to be a police officer you have a lot of people that are police officers that have no business holding that job they’re under extreme pressure a lot of them have PTSD and a lot of them they’re bullies and they get into this position because they want to be the guy with the gun in charge totally and then they have an opportunity to pull that trigger and they do and they face repercussions because someone was filming it mm-hmm and I think that has happened from the beginning of time yeah of course and film there’s a horrible film that we played where there was a guy I posted it on my Twitter it’s horrible of a guy shooting a white guy who’s crawling for his life on the voice telling the guy to crawl towards him let me see your hands it’s in Arizona and the guy’s pants have fallen down he.
Keeps reaching back to grab his pants and he goes I will shoot if you grab your pants and the guy is crawling and his pants are falling down who tries to grab his pants and the guy lights him up in the hallway of a hotel yeah just kills murdered him the guy was crying and begging for his life and the cop was making crawl towards him like why the would you ever make someone crawl towards you that’s insane and he’s giving them all these confusing directions while he’s in full riot gear holding a gun apparently the guy had a fake pistol like a water pistol or a water gun and was holding it out the window and someone saw it and they said there’s a guy with the guns and they came in they’re ready to shoot somebody already and then they see this guy but the guy was clearly not threat you see and this guy had already been in trouble for other police brutality and then got kicked off the force he got acquitted by the way they with video got acquitted and then they got acquitted of yes acquitted he murdered this with the.
Got acquitted and then afterwards got kicked off the force for something else he did right the guy was just an abusive guy at the time he was just going off there’s a lot of people like that totally and there’s also some that are racist – it’s not discounting racism there are some that are racist too but it’s just a insanely difficult job right no one respects or very few people respect and these people are in these situations every day where their life is in danger yeah and their whole brain is frazzled I’m friends with a lot of cops I know a lot of cops are had cops in my family I know a lot of cops from MMA I know a lot I’ve known a lot cops of my whole life like my whole life growing up my real dad was a cop I grew up like knowing cops when I was a kid and then you know all through martial arts knew cops because cop sir was taking martial arts to learn how to defend themselves it’s a insane job yeah crazy it’s up and every all day long you’re dealing with people that are committing crimes you’re dealing with people that are lying you’re.
Dealing with people that are lying to right you pull people over their line either drunk they’re on drugs they’ve got a body in the trunk it’s just lies well even a simple pullovers alive when you know fast you’re going like knowledge it Amit Lee had a broken speedometer once and the cop pulled me over and I go this gonna sound so stupid my speedometer work he’s like get that fixed I go yeah I let me go you know why I’m dude white guy and it was only 18 the time black dude is like name it saying you know it’s not even something to joke about I’m sad that you just joked about it no but it is it’s up it is up man but here’s the thing right ball players like capper to people like that they kneel because they wanted what they using their platform yeah mean I get that you should use your everyone should use our platform here’s my thing though has that helped in any way well no see the problem is there’s no okay the problem is if you set the Kaepernick what’s your end game to say stop all police violence is like such a vague broad thing to go yeah just.
Stop it it’s like well that’s not that to have a dialogue about it was what’s important but the problem is they need to have we need there needs to be a bigger goal for why people are kneeling like because the conversation is already being had it’s not like we’re kneeling so we can talk about it what we’re talking about it we need that there needs to be some kind of a an end game goal a point of that it’s I’m not saying achievable it’s not necessarily going to happen but you need something to – you need something get to because otherwise this is just gonna be this weird turmoil between ultimately racist people because truly the people that are yelling about it that are angry I don’t give a – take a knee are they still gonna play football why do you care yeah like but ultimately people that are like you better stand up better stand up boys it’s for America oh yeah ideas that we’re all on the same team I know but this if we don’t want to support the team but why kneel during but why then it’s because people are paying attention that’s exactly right because they all the.
Eyeballs are on right but the idea about a Nation about everybody being on the team together we’re supposed to support right these ideals that this song is about I pledge of allegiance to the flag all this jazz I mean that’s what we’re doing right I know but I find it so odd that have anything to do with one another I said it on stage one time that I was like it’s a game that has no bearing on the future of the Marine Corps united states of America you don’t do that for anything else right you don’t just you don’t have like a dinner party and play Monopoly and someone’s like we should say the Pledge of Allegiance it’s one thing the UFC stopped that I really liked was saying they wouldn’t do the national anthem though what are we doing we’re here for cage fights these two men competing at a sport but it was a big thing with boxing and it still is I think he’ll do the national anthems before big boxing matches and boring it’s miserable so you see people sing and it’s when people do that thing with their voice they try to be Daytrotter they trying to Wow that’s a funny thing ever at any.
Sporting event in the middle of that.
Hole that blast stretch there’s always like 50,000 people go like these I think the crossover is so silly we don’t need to be singing about America at sporting events it have anything that have a the Olympics definitely that’s what it’s about this is my country versus your country but during about the Olympics I know but I’m just saying I get that national anthems at the Olympics that’s what it is but this is just the Packers versus you know the Buccaneers this has nothing you the bearing of American future or will the soldiers fought for your right to be able to put on as far for your rifle to do everything to do we have to say it before this podcast right I should okay we should swear as a goddamn flag behind me know Santino goddamn American flag yeah but secretly the fans don’t know that Joe hates the Americans left on my phone goddamn Americans see this is a this is he’s trolling Joe is actually Canadian nobody knows that shows a conspiracy Rogan theorists online like it’s Joe actually born in case I’m not doing Canadian propaganda.
On the sneak tip for years Toronto is a great city it’s my favorite mmm-hmm you know I’m looking at you with that makers and I know I’m loving every second of it I mean this is like it is like an ad for again Joe Rogan sober october it’s my birthday on Tuesday I’m not drinking first man why should you yeah what do you think you’d be do think you would do Fitness Tracker sober october and like take a day off for your birthday and then get back to sober and then Oh a day at the end of the month no start a day early guess I could do it but don’t I just dyed I’m not Jamie’s dude what do you think I can’t do it I think you do sober what about sober February it’s only 28 days that’s what’s up no very month that is the shortest to move this shortest month I you say they gave him what if they what if it was picked wouldn’t would have been double acp picked out it yeah just whites whitey white people be like this stay wide crack ass white crusty looking abalone stinking I wish there was a good slur for breeders you know for straight people they’re like stub with faggot yes something like.
You know I mean wouldn’t it be gory one normalcy could use it on yourself nor normal you goddamn basic is a pretty basic breeding ass going out penis in vagina Dixie’s like antiquated losers monkeys stupid sperms you coming inside of women you loser patient amazed more people like yourself loser there should be a word yeah I do think there wasn’t that I put on my Instagram yesterday that you shouldn’t say pregnant woman oh yeah I didn’t assumed the gender of someone who’s pregnant it’s you were supposed to say look at the post training someone that’s people were like that’s a troll right that’s the onion no that’s real no we are in the twilight zone right now yeah here it is say this of all genders can become pregnant because people of all genders can have the reproductive organs to do so what in the holy instead is set instead of saying pregnant women try using the phrase pregnant people keep going down because people of all genders can fall pregnant you can focus right now not yet falls pregnant Joe oh I’ve.
Fallen pregnant because he oh of all genders can fall pregnant can you call in if you’re a man can you call work and say hey I’m not gonna be in today because I fell pregnant they do give that maternity leave for guys yeah oh good identify as pregnant I’m I’ve just fallen pregnant I need to not come into work yeah well how does that work see but this is what’s is see this is why this is a propaganda lie of like getting us all on the same page of not all genders can have reproductive or and that’s not true reproductive organs this is really simple you can’t fab it is too easy to survive so people are coming up with all sorts of different kinds of conflicts that they’re not real I guarantee you all those people that are doing this they’re not working out three hours a day owls did they wouldn’t be paying any attention to this yeah not it’s like this is nonsense instead of saying women are pregnant say instead of saying pregnant women try using the phrase pregnant people oh well they corrected himself the post should.
Say become pregnant at a fall pregnant think your father should pointed this out you put it you wrote that yourself the language you use affects the people around you people of all genders can become pregnant because people of all genders can have the reproductive organs to do so when talking about pregnancy try to use the language that is inclusive people of all genders well there’s 78 different genders now 79 Joe don’t be so ignorant you know it’s no gender this kind of is due to boredom this is complete boredom well it’s also weak pussies these people that are doing this I guarantee you they’re if this is where you’re looking for conflict yeah you you’re the whole life is falling apart you’re a mess this idea that you’re proposing that people of all first of all it’s insulting to women it should be deeply insulting yeah no oh of all genders can be pregnant the they can yeah you know god damn difficult it is for a woman what your wife hasn’t been pregnant yet but let me tell you something man I’ve seen a lot of women pregnant rough it’s insane hard.
Yeah women get pregnant and it’s hard for them yep that’s what his pregnant difficult their whole body goes through these crazy hormonal changes they gain a ton of weight they get insecure they have crazy mood swings you have chemicals and brain changes postpartum depression with you get suicidal it happens in a lot of women the idea that all genders no lies biology when there’s it there’s only one there’s only one gender that can become pregnant a woman yes that’s a woman and that’s the end of the discussion but there’s not an argument there’s this new way of talk about that’s filled with nonsense and they this is where the fascism lies they want you adhere to their rules yeah 100 and if they don’t ride in force this is a shame you tried to go after you what they are saying is literally against science yeah it’s not scientific it’s not true now if you want to tell me that some people like to identify as a woman and you should talk to them as a woman and give them a woman’s name sure.
Totally I don’t care that you think no problem if you want it listen that’s my whole thing if you say to me I’m not a man I’m a woman now go good for you that’s fine a woman great fine I don’t give a with you that’s fine but you can’t stand there and tell me that anybody other than a woman can get pregnant have a child this is now we’re talking about like fake semantics this is phone that’s phony she’s you’ve made that up it’s also idiots it’s alters these weak people these weak-minded the way I described the lady a emotional support squirrel okay stop Jesus listen you dumb.
Ford makes dope cars okay ever see a Mustang gt350 r that’s a dope course Jamie post up a picture of a Shelby Mustang gt350 are quickly Berkeley all the taste my brain give me a photo the nude Oh God that’s America right there you tell me that’s not dope you son of a Jesus there it is top left template one right there yeah come on son that’s dope you know I got to drive that for the Raptor if the f-150 Raptor that.
Thing is fun as how about drive the Ford GT the one that Johnson has just sold for 1.3 million dollars pull up John Cena’s Ford GT you don’t think that’s dope well I’m not talking to you anymore because our conversation is over not with the doors up like an ass doors up Jamie that’s what I’m looking at that’s it right there go big oh if that’s not dope I don’t know what’s dope what are you gonna teach the people at Ford had designed cars shut the up and make your slides positive words to vacuum your slides that are too short or mean these goddamn Yeezys at Jamie bought formula I will never wear or head show Joe Joe’s never seen that video with a little look a little pump right the hood I don’t know now show him it shown the picture Jamie show them the picture show where the big suits on the box it’s like they’re wearing refrigerator box disc okay so I’m just saying this guy’s trying to tell us about be adobe’s this is music video that car you don’t think that’s dope that might be the dopest car the world has ever known mom it’s like as follow-up black Ford GT with red stripes this might be.
The most beautiful car I’ve ever it’s okay let me rephrase this most beautiful modern car I’ve ever seen yeah that’s a sexy guy so who’s that Jay look at Jay thing man look at that thing good Jay googley what a beast of a automobile Kanye that is cold as ice I think he was just saying to make them hear shut up Jamie god dammit you shut the up to Kanye give him a spelling bee first give him a spelling bee and then you can say listen if you can get heat to it 10 out of 20 words without using the red squiggly line underneath the but your phone the fact that Donald’s nodding at him I know it should be fluid should be doping did I get to this position when I’m in the Oval Office you know why sitting because he wanted to see kata Kim Kardashian so mad he was like I let this come mmm imagine these photographers have like man I’ve taken it’s like they’ve been in such important rooms and they’re like now I’m here but see the Kanye thing is like they just let him rant about and no one goes wait what take his five.
Meds he’s not taking his meds he even said that he stopped taking meds right Jamie isn’t that the whole thing it’s like yeah take your meds bro heads made him gained a ton of weight and he looked really spaced out did you ever see fat kanye yeah fat kanye is pulpipi of fat kanye with the meds fine so what happened was after he gave his support for Donald Trump he said I didn’t vote but if voted I would have voted on Trump yeah look how big he got they loaded him up with pills and when they loaded him up with pills he vanished for a while canceled his tour he was like having a serious nervous breakdown and he got big fat you that’s when he was that’s when he was on the pills oh yeah he was mentally stable no I’d rather be fat stable this is what I think because of Golden Ticket sober october I think he just needs to work out see I was just gonna say I don’t think I don’t think it’s a part of his lifestyle I think his lifestyles so well that’s not true cuz one of my friends was his trainer though he does work out he had a trainer for a while see I feel like worry he seems like God that.
Just have the he had a trainer yeah trust me yeah no I mean he lost weight after all this was a long time ago yeah he had a trainer I want to say my friend was doing it he looked really good great seven years ago yeah well you know I don’t want to disclose any trainer client confidential but it was working out yeah he was working out but the point is look the guys obviously a little loony but that’s also why he’s so creative yeah I mean that’s why his music good mean I don’t think you have to be completely normal look most of my best friends are other you’re not normal I’m not knowing I got real problems yeah we all right well we all do anybody that’s good at something but I also have a lot of self-examination and that’s what he’s lacking well Susan yes self awareness yes yeah I examine the that I think say and how I interact with people and I don’t always get it right but when I see him doing that holding court in front the.
President of the Bankruptcy Court united states with mag a hat on like in front of all these people taking pictures of them like threats preposterous yes Christ don’t use words like dope because I try to use only positive like lovely dope is positive Devine it’s dope like you sent me a text and I say you Tex let’s do 10 a.m. dope great perfect plus great negative next time you text me I’m gonna go divine yeah if I get when I saw your car I was like dude that’s a dope car it’s divine Joe oh lovely wonderful it’s one that’s a wonderful few times in all honesty and I always feel like I’m wonderful will you sound like a little bit a little bit hey how was that thing you did yesterday it was wonderful oh okay it was wonderful hello cocktail words do you use when you’re hanging around with actors yeah was my god wonderful he was a wonderful perform especially when you’re talking about a woman she was exquisite wonderful her performance was so wonderful you know the work is we’re supportive really and supporter of woman I hate brilliant in the actor.
Community people say brilliant it bothers me so when they go oh my god just brilliant you’re like unless it’s brilliant yeah but the rarity of that word sure it should be so it would should be used so less but you go see Roger Waters at the Hollywood Bowl and like it was brilliant big difference that’s of course yes that is yeah but that’s decades of hard work talent and so many coming together to make I watched him through the wall here what three years ago at Staples Center and I was sober ish let’s just say that I was sober ish I was micro dosing and I was sober ish and yeah it was I wasn’t like lit up but I was like in a good space it was maybe one of the most incredible visual concerts I’ve ever seen in my life watch them you ever seen that they build the wall on stage as he’s performing and they tear it down in the middle of damn it was visually one of the most stunning concerts I’ve ever been a part of to watch them make it’s not just a band playing it was them.
Making visual art while he was telling this story through music and I was like this is why I’ll pay hundreds of dollars to watch somebody not just to hear Tom Petty way allow would you know those tickets are the same amount of money but you don’t get the show like with waters you get like this visual experience mmm he’s incredible man yeah he’s a lot of crazy but of anti-trump at his concerts to write with big heads and she had a lot of government a lot of government yeah he gets in a lot of that but I mean it’s visually stunning his think he’s nuts yeah beautifully nuts right because he’s so that’s what I was thinking he’s so good he’s beautifully in Phase II yes but all these airplanes flying overhead and all those they float yeah they float big pigs over you that drop propaganda notes and it’s is it’s dope it is dope it’s incredible hmm yeah but I mean that’s I’m saying visually it’s just unbelievably beautiful man so is the Jamie you’re a part of black Twitter is the black community abandoning Kayne and there are only white people.
Accepting him now that’s Jamie you’re black I see a lot of the alt all white excuse me right all white Jamie part of white Jamie’s part of the whole black white let’s define it right now what’s all white what would you call all white alt white would be not all right yet they’re not there yet alt white is all the batter’s box it’s all white what would you call all white who like give me an example of a person who’s all white okay whiter here’s one um the Dilbert guy Scott Adams he’s all white who’s that because he’s not all right he’s a really brilliant guy but he’s like sort of oh the comic leaders like yeah seems like he had I liked but it seems like he had these ideas about Trump and now he’s always just trying to defend them with some sort of circular logic and here phrasing and yeah he’s a super smart guy but he never says a single negative thing about Trump it’s always well he’s a brilliant negotiator and what he’s doing is so strategy anyway Savannah Mike yeah he is that what’s going on or is he just like flying by the seat of his pants.
Cause he’s a maniac and are you just trying to like sort of justify all the other that you’ve said about him that’s really good that’s what I do that’s what it seems like to me but people don’t like Scott Adams yeah a lot yeah like I just think he’s a very nice guy he’s all white he they dance on this line is like listen not offensive my house now they just have dinner with him he’s more info guard he’s more into those positions than he wants to probably admit but from a surface level he’s like no you know like what positions are you style all right posit no mission what’s it all what how do you think all white people don’t they stand up in the they do this the whole time they if you do that if you with one hand up like Hitler if that hand is touching the glass in the shower then it’s all white this is all white I think there’s a lot of whites out there let’s figure out who is all white which was white who’s my best example of an alt white person that I know that’s okay like one them.
One of them hot broads it’s always talking about white people issues is Tommy larren alt all white yeah she’s all Dwight yeah white not all right but all white because you know what’s so clever about chick that she did an interview with that Trevor Noah kid on what The Daily Show and then afterwards they hung out and the paparazzi I pictured them smiling hugging and all you know on the streets does Hollywood fake his like she does this game but it’s like she’s not racist she hate people of color she likes to chase the evocative provocative she likes to take conservative stances well that’s what they say about Ann Coulter that if you talk to Ann Coulter she’s actually a lovely person well look at it like this there’s a map you can bring it up Jamie bring it up there’s a map categorical percentages in the New York united states and the highest percentage of white and black is in the south is it like a Bible I just have a bit about it you did but I had to stop doing because it was to drop the n-bomb a bunch times a bit go over as well they.
Worked it War II didn’t yeah either crushed or it was dangerous or after the show Joe had to sneak out fast know that there was a but there it was like in the Bible Belt there is a chunk of the highest amount of black dudes white like black and white is in the most conservative parts of the country well my take on was it wasn’t black guys they were watching this of course I know it’s white dudes out of that wish the rest angry yeah I don’t want some don’t you put her ass you put that big ol black beautiful thin skinned veiny black penis and my wife that chocolates dark sicko snake he’s sticking my wife that’s all it is it’s all this the racial suppression that’s those people that like you know that play the game that’s all Dwight they’re not salt well they’re not all the way but they’re there you go most searched-for terms the Health Care united states lesbian Texas is always Beach California we’re all that’s hilarious stepsister on a second stop look at this scan back in again so I could see the actual title of this the most.
Searched-for terms in the united stand this is according to huh look it Montana and Colorado is that what is the up on top is that Michigan what are those states know that duck a step-sister is Minnesota right that’s Minnesota present what is the other two that that’s North and South Dakota Alice’s lesbian instead of Wyoming no one’s Wyoming guys that’s Wyoming in Montana Wyoming is a square yes and that’s the only one that’s birth there’s two states that are perfectly square how they pull that off kalla Colorado is perfectly square and so is Wyoming yeah that’s amazing yeah New Mexico almost had it that’s crazy like how jealous must like Massachusetts be with goofy a shave your them everybody Florida’s built like a dick and they get go Colorado is like a perfect square Florida’s the dingleberry of the Fifty Nifty united states and sex is just chaos yeah Texas is just we are whatever the it’s a MOOC we’re a boot so Louisiana is okay so I like one state it’s black yeah what states that.
Evany what is it Louisiana black Alaska stepmom Georgia’s black why this isn’t the map that I was thinking of though there is another one where it was like that it said black on white how Ricci is this road I don’t away back go we doing like googling for yourself stop well get where’s milf one state like Watch Hill rhode island oh it is East Greenwich rhode island scroll back there keep it right there don’t move oh that is Community College rhode island look at milf stepsister his main mains got that stepsister yeah wait a minute wait a minute women New Hampshire’s three cartoon states for well that’s Arkansas and Tennessee are cartoon – those are two states there Tim just like one state but this also gives me a little bit of hope because Jo you’ve come from Massachusetts was still lesbian and now you’re still lesbian yeah I’m Chicago we were always lesbian I’m so I feel really good about my consistency of my state catechizing how many are searching for lesbians more than anything and look at Alaska stepmom she’s babysitting me one more day Hawaii well I though age Lily.
How about Eponine only one state doll three states now one tooth evany I like that term too evany happening why does it say evany want to say black that’s funny people type in black huh and they type in Ewa the only type in black and once day because I don’t know whatever he means down okay Joe this is proving what we’re saying is well proven were saying you know who’s searching for evany in Georgia and what is that and stop moving this go to min zoom in this is a fundamental difference so evany down there in Georgia and in what is that Mississippi the reason that those are evany and Louisiana’s black is because evany is searched by people black is searched by white people that’s for sure now you’re right that’s at exactly evany is a black person typing oh my as a bunch of white dudes being like give me a black poor chocolate big old chocolate what is that another evany up top Jamie what is the other ebony on the right side what state is that Delaware I forgot Delaware is the state that’s a.
Mistake to you like that’s a state how did we met how do we still they can’t just get absorbed by another state what is surrounding Delaware what’s next to Delaware Maryland that’s right yeah so wait a minute they’re evany huh that’s so strange go back to the scroll go back to the sides that it was before we were at all milf is only one state that’s weird if that is Phone Number rhode island right yeah that little tiny ass state a chest state how many East Providence rhode island’s are in Texas look at that there’s dudes who own a Hotels Near rhode island and in Texas they own multiple rotor hundred percent do you know there’s like 8,000 ranches or something like that in Texas 8,000 thousands of ranches that’s a giant branches maybe there might be more because I was watching us on a television show and I think it was an older television show number of ranches in Texas 248,000 Ranchers wrench is 248 thousand farms and ranches covering 130 230 million acres 248 thousand farms and rent I want look at Tivoli the commodities it’s all cows baby how do you define the different farming a wrench that’s actually extremely.
Interesting I don’t got them to be the there’s no ranch or isn’t a ranch or farm guess I should go back up again please stop scrolling 248,000 farms and ranches covering a hundred and thirty point two million acres next is the biggest Texas more women and minority farm operators in any other state in the nation you go powerful Texas with a diversity I love that go down for his one second real quick just a little bit there’s the thing that said America’s biggest ranch goes on sale for 725 million Wow seven click on then what is that place ten thousand acres of land 110,000 acre five hundred and ten thousand acres oh me seventy five hundred pounds look at the size of that place 510 thousand acre this is the kind of money that makes fun of jay-z you know like an America where like jay-z’s rich or these people are rich this is wealth this is that pure wealth the scroll back up to that building that’s a look at that old-school stone building on the property spread you know there’s uh I have a friend who was in at a ranch in Texas and they found.
Petroglyphs in a cave what yeah petroglyphs like ancient Native American petroglyphs you have an unknown origin they don’t know who did and I was like well don’t they have historians come here and rope that off like then they got a lot of it here it’s all over the place they don’t even pay attention to it I what he’s talking about they just they don’t bother with a ancient petroglyph so they click on that upper left-hand corner the one you just had is that New Mexico yeah they have them all over it’s all over yeah it’s Arizona New Mexico Texas everywhere that the thing is no one’s curating them no one’s taken care of them they just exist on this ranch and the ranch was a hunting ranch that’s he brought an awesome they took pictures of them where is that Jamie that’s amazing my friend Steve Rinella whose new show meat-eater is now only on Netflix it’s a hunting show that’s on netflix like an intelligent really well narrated hunting show that’s done and produced by a brilliant guy man Steve Rinella but he was in Guyana which was where Jonestown was yeah he killed all those.
People asked John kool-aid yeah and they found these petroglyphs on a rock and they were like who made these like no one has any idea it’s like right by this waterfall no one has any idea it’s a fascinating series he’s in Guyana living with his indigenous people and rivers for like three days and they just live and it’s three episodes and they camp out by this river and use these like traditional methods of hunting that these people have used for thousands of years but now they’re wearing like Under Armour t-shirts and they’re still barefoot it’s so weird it’s like this weird my TOMS shoes but also don’t wear any shoes nothing no one wears shoes any what they get all the old shirts and all that so they hands from Salvation Army yeah so they’re wearing like this the these from Western civilization what and like Steve’s got like he’s got these modern Hoyt bow and their bow fishing in the river for these called a PACU which is this brilliant red fish this beautiful red fish and the whole scene is like so crazy it’s like a combination.
Of Western civilization you know because they’ve got like some Western stuff mixed in with this culture that really hasn’t changed that much and thousands of years but then they find these petroglyphs that are by this waterfall and they don’t know any he’s like where do you think these came from he was like we don’t know nobody knows they say like they call them like the ancients wrote it like they don’t even know who the ‘s so it could be and thousands of years old that’s well drew these weird faces by this waterfall and no one’s curating it just is what it is it’s like really priceless history there’s just sitting there so that also there where they hang out yeah just sitting there you know I mean that’s kind of like that’s kind of like when I was in Italy it’s kind of like walking by these ancient structures and you’re like that’s just like a part of your life that is also strange to me dude I was in we showed some photos the other day was in Ravello and there was a church Oh weird yeah you were there.
Right after me yes right yeah there’s a church that was a thousand years old yep that was on top of a church that was far older they don’t even know how old that church was yeah there’s a glass floor where you could look under the church and see the ancient church that’s below it oh I went to this yes you can look below yes dude this is also we went to the catacombs did you go to any of the no catacombs in Italy – yeah man I would like some ants where they have the skulls and all the yeah I’m gonna show you the same kind of thing I show you right now this is crazy so we went and also online by the way when I looked up like how get to them a lot of the online posts were like this is oh this isn’t necessarily safe what the yeah man what wait a minute said this isn’t safe well they were just saying like it yeah it’s what is but describe what we’re seeing here are they standing up yeah yes they have these skulls or what they didn’t close what they do is they reconfigure the bones the of what they think the.
Human was you know what they look like and they put them in cloth stuff and stain them against love oh go full screen with that let me see that is what episodes are fun look at that one with a flesh on them what’s happening there the one where your cursor Jamie is that hair on his head guys dead as – got more hair than me see they found a Buddha statue with a mummy in it no oh that’s right yeah they found this statue and they did an x-ray of it and found that there was actual skeleton underneath the statue look at this the actual statue was a mummy so this is in Naples that’s in Naples wow those are all skulls and bones isn’t what other citizens you heard Florence is amazing Florence is incredible Bologna is cool too like I think southern Italy is my favorite but this is you see this Jamie southern Italy like Sicily well I mean Sicily is my favorite that’s my absolute that’s what families consider that in now their own place but I mean something I mean southern Italy places like Naples and stuff that like I look down on you because you.
Have red hair when you go to Sicily they spit on me right away no you know what you know was annoying is Santino be my last name Santino because my family’s from Sicily and they immediately hear it they go Santino so they don’t and they think I’m gonna speak Italian and then when I don’t they’re like annoyed good man yeah they’re like well no I went to somewhere better where America English we made it out English I made it out deep that’s why I came back here and gave you money we also went to a dude that hung himself for sure that’s a little kid a little dude go to that uh this is all in Rome I mean this is a catacombs in there all over that’s in Sicily oh look at the face of this guy cell phones like what do you want what do you want me to do for me we also went to serve oka you know what’s Avoca is know where they shot the Godfather look at this is incredible dude we went to this town where they shot the Godfather and so it must be just a bunch of assholes from New Jersey wandered around Don Corleone here now where do I get some gob of goo Margo come get a picture of me in front of.
This thing come on hurry up you fat motherland with it so what was this deal with this story of the Mafia to Buddha it’s too long ago for us to talk about pull it up like a new yeah I but it’s a thing what do they know why they did that so what did do they did put like plaster over it and create a well if I’m gonna have any more of this 46th show but it really is nice to at this early in the morning to have a little more it’s a little more ice in that thing over there one more glass just one more might as well one more glass that taught me just over October man I can’t I’m a guy I’m excited for the science of the curious so look they did an x-ray on this Buddha and they found out there’s an actual skeleton inside holy weird how amazing it’s not surprising that the that Southeast Asia is home to countless ancient Buddha statues but one of those statues contains a mummified monk that is certainly surprised mummified monk is exactly researchers the Netherlands meander Medical Center found they placed a 1,000 year old Chinese Buddha statue inside of a CT scanner Wow.
It contains the body of a Buddhist master named Liu q li Quan and Lia Quan who may have practiced the tradition of self-mummification to reach his final resting place like that I’m wrapping myself out yeah this just went whole hog that’s a really funny photo strange but going in the machine so how do you think they turned him into that statue like what did wouldn’t they put over his a lot and so he probably wrapped himself right and then look it says the organs had been removed and replaced with paper scraps for they were print it was ancient Chinese characters whoa that’s like a horror movie yeah tune in Stephen King okay if you wore a monk that wanted to achieve enlightenment and be revered as a living Buddha self-mummification was your brutal option howl monks and the spiritual path would starve themselves for almost a decade subsisting on water seeds and nuts then they’d be sealed inside the statue and ingest roots pine bark in a toxic tree sap based tea for another 1,000 days eating and breathing.
Through a small tube eventually death would come and the monks mummified this Manor were said to have reached enlightenment what the all right check it out we’re gonna put you in this thing you have to breathe through a tube dude you can only you could only drink this toxic tea that’s gonna slowly kill you want to be a god you want to see God dude do you want to see God for three years you need nothing but seeds and we’re gonna wrap you and you’re gonna breathe through a tube it’s gonna be ultimate panic they starve themselves for almost a decade where would they piss and while they’re in your glue they would stay in the statute and they would fill up slowly with went and that’s when they died that’s it that would took a thousand days to gargle on until you thought it smell up to your nostrils you’d have right up to the lip of your nose this is an example of self-mummification fact that his organs are removed and replaced paper suggests that may not be true all right so that all oh this could be what it’s gonna be some dude uses assholes.
This is an article toxic tea the toxic tea thing I think is fascinating that’s just another mind-control way of them slowly killing out people toxic tea but someone must have probably done that because like no matter what you do there’s always someone who’s willing to go further yeah you know they do those ultra marathons right where they run like 200 miles yeah they’re trying to avoid campaigns nine million miles a day yes resident marathon it is he’s a machine crazy so what they’re you know he was gonna do while we were doing all this so October fitness challenge he was gonna try to get more fitness points than all of us combined probably not that hard yeah he could do it easy but what they’re gonna do now is a 500 mile race mind 500 miles he runs fast though it’s all about time though he wouldn’t have to run for six hours a day he had to when you sure know this is enough they’re running eyes 24/7 no he sanctum oh but he runs three hours a day all the time if he’s running marathons he’s not running more than three our marathons enough to know do you want three hours a day you know how many my.
You know many how fast he runs eight or nine miles an hour do you know what it is I tell you what I wonder if it’s a term I ran his first 100 or no when he ran his first 200 – Bigfoot 200 the last couple hours he was running a seven-minute mile do you know one saying that is do you know insane it is that ten minute is that time at 10 miles an hour it’s like 9 and some change but to just understand how insane it is he’s been running for two straight days come on – run more than a hundred and seventy miles and then the last two plus hours I think maybe even more he probably like what was actually five hours yeah you know he’s dodged about he’s running seven minute miles that’s banana yeah no insane that’s a I run five miles a day and that’s if I in my minor like almost eight-minute mile seven-minute miles a good clip that’s something that would that’s great you kidding me especially when you anyone that runs over anyone that’s just a casual runner that runs over two or three miles their goal usually is eight to nine minute miles to keep good pace seven-minute miles after.
You’ve already run hundreds of miles say but that was the point it’s like there’s always someone who’s willing to take pushes to another place yeah and that’s the thing with these Buddhist assholes they always wanted to push one guys like oh you’re just gonna live off seeds for a decade I’m gonna do toxic tea I’m gonna live off seeds for a decade then I’m gonna seal myself in a statue damn I drink poison why because I want to be enlightened I want get to the tip-top buddy enlightened men wanna understand suffering at the deep like that our Buddhists are like these Italian gangsters deepest level possible the way you choke on your own shoe wanna choke on my own poop on my own self rep sarcophagus seed eatin to breathe in mummy statue well one of the most iconic images from the Vietnam War was the self-immolation guy oh yeah you ever see the video yeah man that is it’s that pull up the video of guy the Buddhist monk lighting himself on fire just sad well the most -up thing about it is the guy didn’t even move now yes that’s – he’s in the lotus position.
Yeah and he’s completely engulfed in flames and he’s just staying self-immolation that’s a weird bird right emulate to immolate so they pour the gasoline on them 1963 so this was really the start of the war so the war went on for more than a decade afterwards right yeah he was really early he’s like you know what enough I’m gonna put an end to this imagine if they said to him beforehand yo dude it’s not always it’s not gonna work but the war is gonna go on for another ten years yeah it’s a bad idea stick around and if you play your cards right you keep winding up inside a statue this is like world stocking for little worlds done Jesus this is so crazy because the guy’s just sitting I mean covered in flames not moving a muscle it’s just such a bizarre scene look at him here yeah and at this point he realizes oh I’m dead he just falls over what a crazy way to die I so this and all the other dudes just sitting around going yeah they’re all thinking about lunch what do we have rice hungry eating rice I think.
That’s crazy what if them the match didn’t work the future first few times you know he was like let’s think about this man I mean that whole thing is just so that’s just what is that what was that picture at the end what is that what does it say ten superpowers and the monks I’m real life well there are some monks that can do some pretty cool let except because they don’t get any pussy and they just eat nuts and do push-ups nuts seeds but that was like a thing where like people would go to train with the monks to learn kung foo do they really have depravity of like releasing they can’t come monks can’t come it’s a good question I wonder if they come in their parents accidentally to get mad well you have to write you know that biologically it’s a detriment you’re if you don’t ejaculate at some point life your you will just naturally leak this is what your teacher told you that’s a fact look that up that’s a fact you will leak Jamie him tell about your the tantrum Jamie that’s all the time tell us about your nut King he’s another Jamie are you a nut King yeah how much do you know them a week if you had a.
Guess how many times oh how many times is a measurement I was like how many tablespoons and is it salty for four or five nuts a week four or five nights a week seems normal first maybe heaven in days a week maybe a little bit more maybe yeah yes it really Randy sometimes is seven nuts if lifting weights maybe at seven right if I’m you know what’s so funny I get way more horny after running gets me horny as when I’m done because my body’s kind of exhausted so usually I lift a little bit and then I run or vice versa or I’ll run in and I’ll lift to finish but the running just like I think it exhausts my body and then I just want to bang I just yeah you might I think my testosterone is just like I got off I want to walk it off that’s not don’t the monks do like the tantric stuff where they can like do it without touching anyone like sting does that where he cut you know he ages and he come for like nine days it’s called being a pervert it’s not weirdo it’s like people are doing that they’re thinking about sex way more than the average person.
Yeah I’m just gonna hold it in I’m gonna have internal orgasms I wanna have an external back in your system I hope that’s the face I hope you go cross-eyed when you come always hope it’s like and I go fish mouth a girl is perfect in every way but when comes she would go oh this is great can’t I had a girl that dated I won’t say I won’t mention but you sure as eight of years ago I dated a girl in college and she was so beautiful but when she would come it was so annoying like it was like a it was like it was so exaggerated that I remember catching myself in the mirror one time giving myself this face I as she was yelling I was going but I was also like my dick isn’t that like don’t let’s not play the game like so it’s not so big just come on do the regular don’t give me this fake do you think she was faking it or did I think she was hyperbolae zing her orgasms I think she’s doing that to please you yes I think she thought it was pleasing me was doing the opposite was making me go just regular calm serious punching you I just start I just start.
Crying and she’s coming I’m crying yeah just hold your so it was exaggerated I think that’s what does tricks people at point cuz girls like yeah it’s like nanana that’s in insane yeah do you ever hear point and then they do that and you just want to shut it off yeah I will turn off the volume I’m like this is absurd yeah but then you’re gonna look at her face and know she’s making stupid noise yeah cuz it’s gonna be distracting it’s already in there you’re like I can’t disassociate this always impresses me in is when like a girl is taken like a 12-inch dick like some pussy and they’re not being loud like I’m always like this girl’s a thug what a soldier that she’s getting and she’s just hmm like it’s no big deal yeah me think like just looking at it you’re like this there’s no way that’s not painful that’s a good point about though right it’s like people imitate like people imitate behavior in films like we’re talking about all the Guido’s and imitate Godfather movies and Sopranos that they imitate it they see it they want to act like it it’s.
Exaggerated emulate a lifestyle yeah that’s the same with sex there’s got to be a lot of people that are emulating the sounds and the noises and the postures and all that like when you think people started regular coming in people’s faces what year yeah what year who was the first pioneer in that did like a first come shot like in the 30s you think people noted in people’s faces out there no they didn’t never pull their dicks out they didn’t know they didn’t know you could pull out in the 30s that was the name inside people he just came inside everybody had a baby well yeah I mean you think about a timeline-wise like pregnancy yet look at the baby boomer generation not one person pulled out my mom’s one of ten kids whoa nobody born in the 50s was a ever pulled out you I mean like everyone that’s just what you did hmm and then disease and then we and then disease in the 70s and 80s spawned this idea condoms protection and then people started learning maybe we’ll just not come inside the people well they say that one of the biggest changes in.
Culture it was female Side Effects birth control because finally holy men had control of their own reproductive side right but what comes with is that they have to take hormones to achieve that it’d be up their chemical insects dude have you ever heard like what actually happens to them and it just up their chemical insides it up their hormonal cycle right but it also up their ability to discern whether someone’s compatible with them seriously yeah it up the science of their there’s a thing that women get like there’s a like Chris Ryan was explaining this to me there’s actual smell like women can smell like when they’re not on Weight Gain birth control like if they get guys close and like they’ll smell guys close they can literally they’re attracted to certain smells and the men that smell this way would be more genetically compatible with them so the pheromones literally is the pheromone there’s a pheromone blocker with Plan B birth control then that’s kind of confuses their system wholly also women who are on Planned Parenthood birth control are much more attractive attracted apparently to alpha male type characters and aggressive men.
Really yeah there’s something about Low Dose birth control that makes them it they’re not sure why it heightens their attractiveness towards alpha males yeah they’re more attracted to alpha males well that’s not really a negative thing I guess well but they’re more attracted to certain types of people and you got to think like what is that it’s like right I’m not a sociologist or a biologist I really wouldn’t know what the would be the cause of that but I would think that it would have something to do with their body wanting something different than the baby that they think is inside them right because they’re supposed to be pregnant yes is the whole reason why you can’t get pregnant when you’re on First Month birth control is tritiated Yeah right so you’re walking around constantly in the state of pregnancy so like why would you be more attracted to alpha males or aggressive men gods look at my brain it’s like hunting for a Y that would even make the only thing that would make sense is something even aggressive more dominant or better more pretending.
What you’ve gotten yeah maybe more protective maybe you think maybe it’s too and maybe it’s just like superb nature like all those nature characteristics is like I’m pregnant I need ultimate protection I need aggression ultimate strength and like these are just all natural by the way all the Equality websites would probably light me up for that you know go crazy well I was reading this biologists account of what’s uh there’s a term called hypergamy that it’s a natural state for women to be attracted and to seek out men with higher social status higher financial status programming yeah and better physical specimens that’s this natural state where they’re always looking for something bigger and better right it’s just a genetic state and not it’s no one’s fault I mean and women obviously don’t have to give in to this but it’s a natural inclination that they had like if the rock is there all right here’s a perfect example right he’s rich and he’s handsome huge friendly as a giant man and he’s probably got a huge hog yeah and you’re a woman is naturally attracted to go towards him so am I me.
Yeah you got a great bit about them but this state is it’s called hypergamy yeah and that what I was reading about was this woman who had this awful betrayal of this man and she was the biologist was relating it to this state of hypergamy they were doing a very scientific sort of technical way instead of like saying look at the slut they were saying this is a natural state totally women gravitate towards certain types of males you know and that this is but this is not discussed very often right no be good well especially guys now while we’re bending all these rules names terms and all this it’s like that no people I think we there’s such an escapism from like the true nature of men and women people don’t want to talk about anymore like it exist there’s a denial of biology it’s so crazy well it’s almost like this whole Cavanaugh thing and all this and I don’t want to even get into all that it’s a diatribe and nonsense but the one thing I will say that I don’t think what he talks about is the sexual and social psychology of men and women Ricky Martin nobody wants to talk about when you are.
Developing as a young teen especially a boy and you’re learning about sexuality and you’re confused embarrassed scared and the way that men and women interact in that year from in those years from like 12 to like 16 it’s insanely unstable because women are not as hormonal e aggressive technically at time that men are right so these men are hormonal freaks and they want to do with these women but they’re not supposed to kind of and it’s like kind of okay and they don’t know how to do it and they’re these weird blurred lines of women want to be accepted cool and they’re come in their circles so you know it’s like when someone hooks up with someone early on when poop two people hook up young and it’s like oh and it’s sketchy and weird sometimes the girl gets labeled a slut you know what I mean for no reason it’s like oh she’s a slut like I remember there was a girl my when we were what juniors and she was dating a senior and they had sex yeah right and it was like she’s a slut like she’s not a slut everybody wants to do this thing but they’re these weird subset rules but every guy that does it that’s.
Just what we want to do but I don’t we there’s no explanation over like how we got to the point of getting comfortable there because men are just these horny freaks that don’t know what to do with the thing so there are so many blurred lines of sexuality and relationships at that age Christina Aguilera nobody wants to talk about it well it’s also the Puritan culture and religion all right there’s two that set women up in this terrible place where they give into their hormonal oranges they’re somehow tainted right you know when I was in high school everybody knew this and I’m sure you knew this too everybody knew Catholic school girls were the biggest freak Home Buyers first time I had anal Catholic school because they’re suppressed yes there you’re making diamonds okay you taking that question you’re putting it under a mountain yeah I mean it’s Catholic schoolgirls right and it’s all over the country where’d you grow up Chicago Jamie Columbus Catholic schoolgirls yeah be nice like what they were.
Underneath their jumpers sometimes they had shorts on sometimes they did yeah what little it was a there was a marked.
Difference suppression right between Catholic school girls and regular girls yep yeah well I mean I’m the public school girls around me what is it a whole different thing so most of them are private school girls I was not the biggest freak that I dated during my high school years was a girl it was a wonderful girl but she went to an all-girl Catholics course she was suppressed complete up yeah so when you hold someone in the cage like that what do you think is gonna happen it’s like of course when they get out girl was nuts man she was wild but so that’s what I’m saying no one wants to talk about and again I’m not trying to dive in the Cavanagh but people are young and they do crazy when you are hormonal e at your beginnings and you’re confused and weird I mean guys know when guys start masturbating it’s this disgusting weird secret creepy gross sad like undercover secret yeah you don’t tell your friends oh you’re so panning off so and all of that is swirling inside your head over sexuality and then when you do get the chance with a girl uncomfortable awkward it’s weird again not.
Talking about whatever he did I’m just saying you’re already in this weird state of men are up when they’re sexually reaching this new peak of their life that they just want to like jerk off come and how much information are they getting from their parents zero almost none most almost none that’s the thing how much guidance oh you don’t know you don’t know rules you don’t understand and also our society perpetuates if you want to be real honest our society perpetuates this weird Poland push of like you know no I don’t want you know that song baby it’s cold outside you know that song the Christmas song a baby just stay for it and really should go it’s cold outside it’s a Christmas song you know what it is Jamie knows about yeah you do it’s a Christmas song and it’s called baby it’s cold outside but Christmas song about rape this 1 it is I’m dead serious here he’s playing it didn’t you play it on YouTube but I really can’t stay isn’t old she’s saying I got to go home my the whole time he’s like come on just.
Have one more drink just cuz stay out a little ah he’s trying to louver up yes and by the way she ends up staying at the end because she wants to be with him the game right so the thing that Paying Jobs nobody wants to talk about at all and I’m not again I’m not saying anything other than this is a perpetuation of our culture for a long time of like this pulling taken teased a tease is a game that women play and men play to of like you know look at that I really can’t say it’s cold outside got to go away this evening has been so very nice my mother will start to worry my father will be pacing the floor I’d rather a really better scurry maybe just half a drink more that’s her finally admitting the neighbors might think what you know say what’s in this drink ah you’re very pushy you know I like to think of it as opportunistic I simply must go the answer is no the welcome has been so nice and warm my sister will be suspicious my brother will be there at the door my maiden’s maid is vicious well maybe just a cigarette more no so she’s like no yeah none of them yeah Oh God okay fine another drink then that took a.
Lot of convincing okay that’s the last word that took a lot of convincing yes so what I’m saying it was that oh my god just got to be the 1940 s 40s maybe people just right before 50s 52 now but he was in the original my point is this has been going on forever and it’s real and Crystal Gayle nobody wants nothing to do with the Cavanaugh thing right and here’s the thing about the Cavanaugh thing you know what I mean by oh no but here’s the thing but even the fact that you have to be defensive right there yeah what I’m saying right I’m not supporting rape even discuss it early all people were ready to hit you in the head well of course there’s no conversation to be there’s a woman who had a brutal take on it a brutal there’s two ways we can look at this there’s a woman who had a really brutal take on this Lea that was on Jordan Peterson’s Bow Wow twitter page if you go to Jordan Peterson’s Kristen Stewart twitter page there’s a woman who is I don’t know what she does but she talks about how this woman who is accusing Brett Kavanaugh goes to this predominantly or she teaches at this predominantly women’s college where 79.
Percent of the students are women yeah majority the vast majority of the professor’s are women and social justice is the number one thing that they promoted the school right ahead of Education and that everything when you look at the schools like lists of like what it aims to accomplish and how to educate the students like promoting social justice is one of the primary it’s the first one yeah above everything else and in the idea is that why would this woman risk everything and what this woman’s take is who’s criticizing this is that she’s not risking anything she’s rewarded from this understand her culture this is a big deal and she’s very cynical about this she’s like this woman has no recollection remember how she got home remember where the party was but does remember that someone may have tried to do something to her you know I’m not a big fan of criticizing people who come out and say someone did something to them or try to do something that because you don’t know you don’t know you’re on the outside looking in and you’re trying to pick holes in their story I don’t even know.
If they know because I don’t here it is yeah you click on the video you can hear some of what this woman says like click on it and play something what this one says we don’t have to sound sounds like okay but the point is that like there’s only two people that know what really happen and they don’t even know really happen well you’re talking about something happened 35 years ago I mean he if she said 35 years ago this guy raped me okay that’s a different story oh well yeah this is not what she’s saying right what is she saying my from what I understood and by the way this is something I distance myself from because I was just it was so overwhelming that I was like oh god that he held her down while the other dude and he kind of helped him he’ll hold her down and he had his penis on her or he is that what he’s saying wigs out let’s find this because people got super mad and we talked about this the other day like you should have done research for you discussed a predator like but see that’s what’s important first of all I’m not supporting him anyway standing there.
No no either none of us but that’s the thing is like when you talk about it someone goes your what do you say what are you in favor of exactly you I just you to have a conversation about what’s going on otherwise I’m just numb this is a giant platform and then if we’re discussing in this giant platform we should be informed I disagree with that because I think that we’re just having a conversation yeah we’re just about something you just happen to be privy to this conversation because millions I’m not pretending I’m some sort of an expert or that I have some sort of information that you don’t like that if you have those misconceptions let me clear those up right now I’m a moron talking to another moron yeah next to another boy honey this room they’re all dudes talking okay I don’t know jack- nah you I know what I know my feeling of the whole thing I know the feeling of the whole thing is that no matter what anybody it’s kind of like what got in trouble for norm you know when Norma McDonald got in trouble no matter what I think people are suffering in a bad way okay here what says.
Here it was surely the most explosive and surreal confirmation hearing since Clarence Thomas and Anita Hill in 1991 nominee for the Supreme Court was asked if he was a gang rapist and a blackout drunk while defending himself by describing how long he preserved virginity his accuser described him grinding in three mouths covering her mouth and fearing that he was accidentally going to kill me okay well that’s pretty serious so if he was if he was covering her mouth because she was protesting and he was grinding in there around some pretty dark yeah so that a little bit yeah keep scrolling down please miss Hill 27 years ago dr. Blasi a psychology professor in California was treated gingerly and they can power consumed okay this is BA blah but that okay so that was their baby she became a very human being telling a terrible story about Judge Cavanaugh in compelling terms that brought many women to tears and transformed the battle for the Supreme Court okay well see that’s all I needed to hear see that the kind of person now look I don’t know if he did this but if he did.
Do this the kind of person that covers a woman’s mouth yeah crazy that’s an extra level of darkness yeah you’re it’s not like trying to kiss her trying to ray Ron and against each other covering someone’s mouth right that’s rape if he really did that yeah that’s I’m saying if it’s all true that’s what that is that’s him trying to hold her back from something so Donald Trump said this you know this famous quote that it’s a tough time for boys you know so a girl made a song i’ve that I heard that song is actually very great song it’s a good song and i’m gonna tweet it but I’m like when I was about to tweet and my people are gonna get so mad at me her name is on Twitter it’s Mercedes ly NZ she has a beautiful voice and the song is it’s a scary time for do scary time for noobs yeah I listen to it a few times it’s really good maybe we could play a little bit of it mmm can we play a little bit of her we get kicked off of Jamie’s just shaking his head it would get tagged because she’s probably got a billion views so anyway her Nicki Minaj twitter page listen you know and this is the thing men in particular you’re gonna hear this go.
Oh you support nurse anti-men male bashing give me just give me a little volume I can’t go look it’s she’s just going on about how difficult it is to be a girl and when you’re not a girl it’s not something you consider and so all these guys decide it’s a lot of good truth she’s like I can’t live on the first floor I can’t just leave my window open at night like all these are very true it’s a good song and she’s got a great voice listen this is the whole thing that I think we’re talking about you’re allowed to see truth on all sides all of these issues I don’t think you ever have to be so staunch about anything I disagree with people that are so staunch about just being like this is the end of the discussion you’re only this way or not it’s like no man I don’t know all the stories I don’t know all the truths of that Cavanagh I don’t know all the truths of anything that woman coming forward I tend to believe a woman that’s gonna go out of her way I don’t think she’s.
Looking for fame I don’t think any of the girls that came out for Louis were looking for fame and attention no one wants attention to have their name googled and come up with this for the rest of their life so I wouldn’t say see I don’t say no one I’d I think most people don’t want that kind of okay don’t you know what you know okay you know who does want that kind of attention does psycho-pass with the Donald Trump but what’s her name the floor okay yeah I think all she wanted was attention sorry I’m like wow she thought the guy consensually and all she did was make fun of his penis like she wants money yeah no she’s making money from it and she’s like in her 40s she’s still stripping sad it’s not dr. Ford and these other one yeah they’re not doing it for the 1/10 they don’t she want she’s doing that cuz there is a truth in there of what happened and I believe that I don’t know what it is but I believe there something up that went down and unfortunately we are in the middle of this what can be.
Done who knows how do we there’s no physical evidence rape or there’s gray area like what am I supposed to do this office is this deep understanding of the flaws of the human memory both his and her totally when you’re dealing with 35 years ago if you tried to ask me you know what happened to win you and this girl making out in the backseat of a car 35 years ago good luck iiiii don’t know if there’s a few moments I to remember like very few sexual encounters from high school but I remember with my girlfriend but I know that was consensual yes they’re all my girlfriend gave me a blowjob on the porch and I came so hard my ears rang and it’s never happened since never haven’t since I was 16 years old I nodded so hard it was like the best literally my you remember blow job you’ve ever had I wasn’t beating off back then was I actually had sex before I jerked off shut the up really yeah I did and it’s not like I had sex really young either how old were when you first think I was 16 how old were you Jamie nine machine.
School just lifting up skirts just send it at home dick over in st. Peter’s hey no seriously how old were do you know yes sixteen right that’s average ages man with balls that’s the real nut poor bastard there’s a bunch of those guys to get elephantitis of the balls I guess they just don’t want to get their balls cut off that was a Halloween cosplays that was a Perry but there’s some men who really do have those publicly guy that guy’s naked that’s his sack what am I so Tammy before you ever jerked on and so then when you jerked off would you just I don’t recommend cuz I had zero control she’s gonna say we’re stuck in envelopes mean I the Promo Code first time I had sex proof without like raw without a condom was my brain was like all right there’s a strategy to this you got to be able to last that out window the moment it was a psych yes every time I ever orgasm was a girl jerking me off yeah well I guess mine was jeans rubbin mine was a dry humping Jamie you did a bunch of that you dry hump yeah I’m not from dry up and I probably had like a little bit in my underwear you know I.
Used to have a bit about that like you ever take your underwear off and there’s a stream of sperm that somehow are there from the tip your dick to your underwear like what the is this I go that’s those Green Beret sperm that live around the tip of your dick with a knife in their mouth don’t give a about your plans for the future those the ones that get people pregnant yes they’re just ready to go this is pussy let’s go they’re overzealous jealous they hit that underwear cuz sometimes you find pre cum in your underwear you like what is this oh yeah what’s happening here pre cum as the strongest come is that is the most potent yeah that’s not savages the hoards barbarian hordes swords pre cum is like the good what is it the Green Berets or whatever the yeah it’s because my regular cum is like the Navy Reserves yeah like Coast Guard they might come out you guys gonna make it not to disrespect the Coast Guard thank you boys but I mean yeah man mean I didn’t get any birds in the bees talk did you what not even remotely the parents no way did anything really did.
It in school do you want to know what I got you want to this is not my this is my father embarrassed the out of me I don’t know if I’ve told on this thing but the most embarrassing thing my father did to me we were eating dinner when I first started jerking off and figuring it out and you know my dad at dinner in front of home family my dad was like you’ve been spending a lot of time in the bathroom and my mom was like hey and I was like these have been talking about me they know I’m jerking off and they’ve had multiple conversations oh no they must be whacking off again that little horn ball because I would lock the door and go in the back a jerk on the bathroom oh I got a stomachache if my mother ever said embarrass you oh my god infer my it’s like my sister’s there I was like oh my god and my mom was like that and my dad was like no nothing and I just knew was him taking it I know what it was now as a man like I know that to my son I’ll take a shot like that too it was just a guy shooting but you would tell your son I know but I would on him a little.
Bit too cuz that was funny it was funny it was very funny in retrospect it was like he bought me a Floor Lamp kathy ireland poster you remember Mon Cheri kathy ireland he bought me a can’t the other poster and he was like don’t and he said something along lines of like don’t let this get stuck together and I was like okay but I know he’s just like a little jerk-off freak out he was in your room Table Lamp kathy ireland post well cuz I like to love her I thought she was score he’s still hot yeah still she’s one of those chicks that’s hanging in there and like she’s Myron he was my ultimate favorite supermodel she’s like 180 years old now is she now 55 limbs Oh Office Furniture kathy ireland today let’s see what she looks what’s still beautiful wait a minute is that real she looks that good Jesus what kind of genetics does she have it’s not a recent image yeah looks recent come on 510 that’s my candy Ireland Catherine reals still gorgeous god she’s will you go back to her when she’s young Jamie pull up an image and when she was like I repeat when she was like her.
Tribeca Loft kathy ireland that I remember when I was a kid was like no those aren’t it that’s her age look at that holy she was unbelievable Google Sports Illustrated kathy ireland 2018 god dmg is my favorite dude Google Memory Foam kathy ireland 2018 see what she looks like now that’s real that was 2018 where you just play yeah those New York Stock Exchange let me go to images let’s see that second ones they were her with the red yeah the one above that with the cleavage that’s insane she’s so hot congratulations lady she punched a photographer click on that yeah love it now I like to read more she’s got moxie cuz they’re annoying punched a photographer at age seven tap sorry crossed the line oh good just socked him the out that by the way is the ultimate creep Oh move Photography I knew a dude who was a photographer yep I’m using air quotes yeah cuz really was a weed dealer and he also took those in photography do it for girls who wanted air quotes again model yeah right and he would help them but he was just he would tell me yeah as you get him alone and the Car Buyer first time you.
Take pictures with him you barely talked to them you ignore them and then after a while you say come on you got to give me more anymore and the next thing you know you’re banging them these are rapists by the way these are like sort of like you don’t even like a planned rape what’s a raping anybody you know it’s a gross he’s a sicko that figured out a way to get girls turned on like they wanted manipulate him on yeah and they by him ignoring them this was his the move was you take pictures of them the Buyer Programs first time and you totally ignore them and don’t even pay attention just take pictures of them like it’s no big deal okay let’s try something else okay stick your legs in different bit like put your foot back there that’s it okay look towards me okay great and there was no wow you were so beautiful there was nothing there was nothing give him nothing and then give him a little the second time and then he would start and he would take pictures with them for free because they all had no money but they wanted photos I didn’t want to be models and he had good cameras Shera sold weed so we had a lot.
Of money I don’t know how difficult photography is you do it’s difficult well to be good at it it’s yeah what’s the name of the creep oh dude Terry what’s his name guy that he got in trouble right he did like is that it yeah he got in trouble for being a creep and he was the kind of guy all those photos he took of like you know well apparently is a giant hog yeah I mean you have girls like Joe come on yeah girls Tuggle Molly yeah this guy and right didn’t you end up getting in trouble yeah no getting off screen yeah but look at this guy look at the he looked when someone says what does a creep look like I go yeah like a three-quarter balding glasses weirdo with a strange mustache or mutton chops it’s this guy ups for sure what’s that I miss something with a net worth of 350 million dollars can he make additional billion dollars off a retail Empire dude she’s a gangster according to a profile on Forbes magazine which means that Ireland has even surpassed rumored billionaire Jessica Simpson in revenue damn Jessica Simpson’s a billionaire yes.
From her from some makeup clothing and yeah she’s a genius heard was often blowjobs yeah you keep suck a billion dead dicks he can million imagine damn billionaire that’s crazy I should have thousand million I should say Martin Furniture kathy ireland slide into my DMS before you punch and I’ll finish the job break his ribs all of them I broke two ribs foot playing football and I’ll never forget the pain of that I’d rather break any other bone than a rib again I you can’t inhale a little like you can’t inhaling then when you sit down you’re like in pain I hated Rip’s I broken arm ankle collar bone ribs tick collar bones rough one collarbone sucks my brother-in-law had a metal plate put in his shoulder because his collarbone was shattered in a motorcycle I was just gonna say they see they’re like motorcycles are skiing or like any anything where you going over 30 miles an hour slam that’s the only way to break a collarbone there’s no other what a fake collarbone yeah from because he’s hit by a car or.
Motorcycle crash why I’m saying oh he wiped out and wiped out I saw it renewed I saw a guy get hit the other day and it made my heart hurt from the yeah he got smoked I watched it I watched it happen I mean he was going left her intersection a guy ran the yellow but he was really running a red it was red you know what I mean yeah and he slammed on the brakes and the car turned a little bit and the bike and he tried to like jerk the bike hard as he could bun boom and it made my heart he was alive but I was just like oh probably broken oh he was tall dude couldn’t he didn’t move I mean yeah motorcycles are so scary he scared the out I was at a red light this morning and the light turned green and some dude just whizzed in between me and some guy who was about to change lanes so like I’m in this Lane and I’m driving straight and this guy was about to change lanes this guy went inches away I almost saw death I also saw a guy get killed and that happens all every day in LA because they’re allowed to cut lanes but here’s the thing they risk yeah yep they assume all the rori.
In that thing where you’re cutting lanes and the guy turns into you and kills you it’s their fault it’s on you yep it’s crazy like in Chicago you can’t split lanes in Illinois you’re not allowed to shouldn’t be but there’s no helmet law I’ve seen that wouldn’t to me is like the most communist so all these guys on Harley yeah hell mate sir feet up on the yeah not worn a helmet I’m not some fun oink not some faggy dude pussy scared a head trauma this should just all be forced to look at Gary Busey before and after you don’t want to wear I’ll make sure did him and I you know he hit a curb with his skull fact he’s alive is insane oh the yeah doctors they should have just smothered I’m gonna pillow you’re good we’re gonna take you up I was watching some thing the other day with him Joe really recently talking I was like whoa it’s crazy but here on Rogan Joe love you man he’s incapable of having like normal talk yeah now it’s all like theatrical and animated because I think years of I think years of acting and stuff laid in his brain and now that he’s got kind of like he’s off the edge.
I think he feels like he has to be a caricature to like feel normal right you know I also think he’s that’s the way he masks the serious brain trauma and whatever pain is really going on I think that’s it maybe he’s fine maybe you meet him it’s like I’m playing it up this is what I got he said what I mean there’s a bit it’s my thing a gritty goes what he gets talking about is a bit children it’s just me try to make a living just making money man I’m trying to be one family way cuz she’s wrong with you so I got one eye is like two inches high the other one that’s what he’s got it’s above his eyebrow it’s like where eyebrow should be it’s like way up here well he’s caved in think mean I know it’s not funny to laugh at but my god it he just looks when you see em when he’s young you know it’s kind of like a normal looking dude and like an okay looking dude and then now you’re like Jesus Yeah right he’s just all squirrely now but if you go back to him and like lethal weapon he was a bad look at his left eyes down.
it’s like shifted something’s wrong yeah but when he was young like the lethal weapon like when he played mr. Joshua yeah wicked I was awesome I go to that one picture with the two heads scrolled scroll down please go to that one picture with the green lettering after rude that’s just so rude in an ass about the one on the right hand side with the suit Sudan yeah don’t look below that with a suit the actual suit yeah that’s a real photo player just silly well this was back when New York helmet laws didn’t exist yeah no helmet law you could ride around LA with no helmet they should all even if there was in the law why wouldn’t you want to I mean me III get that it’s probably wait I don’t listen all the for my community is like you don’t get it freedom I like my up rain yeah I like my brain sorry man I don’t like you know but there’s a lot of states Arizona is another one you see people with helm no helmet law yeah no helmet Texas I think Vegas be allowed to have in Nevada I mean I’ve seen plenty of guys on bikes without one but I can’t tell you who what cop would pull.
You over you know I mean it’s kind of like in Vegas what they do the last thing on their mind in Vegas you are just Google States without State Motorcycle helmet laws and see how many there are Colorado I know you don’t to have one definitely that’s a wild country man that’s they don’t give a nope it’s state square stay perfectly square my only 19 states that require it Wow and three one there is no motorcycle helmet use law in three states Illinois Iowa New Hampshire but says currently 19 states and the indc have laws requiring all riders so that’s what all riders both 19 state all riders but three states have no laws yeah Illinois what but some states wait a minute it’s only three states where you can wear no helmet what low states bloody Mitch Colorado may be it may be it may be the last new yeah wait a minute is it just google North Carolina helmet laws in Colorado motorcycle I’ve seen people ride motorcycles in Colorado with no helmet helmets are proven if the motorcycle operator passengers are under 18 they must wear helmet passengers yes that same passenger line yeah but that’s under 18 that’s under.
18 they’re over 18 they can do whatever the they want is that what it says so there is a no helmet law you just if you’re 18 or if you’re 16 yeah they have Washington State helmet laws so what you’re saying is three states have no South Carolina helmet laws that means under eighteen over it matter right but some states have laws but grown-ass adults can decide to go suicide but they won’t style and yeah that’s where it is yeah that’s crazy where the people would fight for that you know well that’s like saying no seatbelt law that’s the crazy thing what do you don’t know where US but here’s the thing like how is it okay to ride a motorcycle ever and I to have a seatbelt on yeah like I’m inside a metal cage that’s it yes that is a 3,500 pound cage steering wheel and this just got handlebars he’d go fly him I don’t get that I don’t know why you wouldn’t want to wear a helmet no there’s nothing to hold you on you’re you get clipped you’re done we’re gonna come to a time within the next 20 years where automated cars are gonna be the norm and.
You’re not gonna be allowed to drive there’s gonna be states where you’re not allowed to drive yourself but I well you just said it was right there will be states that will absolutely fight against that to make sure people can still drive Texas that’s right do whatever the we want mr. Tesla man listen here Elon Musk II I saw you smoke please use your Oh get hot on rhogam you don’t know what the you’re talking about your brains all rotting out from the inside shootin dildos into space I don’t – Elon shady one of my favorite conspiracy theories with that where there’s an actual man that like Ellen’s wife that was in the suit of the space do you imagine he like hey duct tapes your mouth this traps you into a rocket launches you into space he gives you oxygen for like five days I would be the music I’m gonna let you see space but then you’re gonna die you’re gonna die slow I’m nuts and poison tea and a little tube to breathe but when yourself you will die in the spacesuit yeah that there’s a guy in that suit that’s a great conspiracy.
Imagine what a psychopath you have be to launch a car that you made into space like that can I tell you something that’s a dope car I think that’s the coolest thing anybody’s ever done in space it’s awesome into space that’s an artifact that’s an artifact for someone to find you imagine if you’re an alien race and you’re flying by like we’re gonna go to earth we spotted something what it seems to be some sort of a vehicle someone’s coming towards us a house ignore him it’s a dead girl nuts and poison tea in a dope car that’s a awesome looking car to imagine send that thing in his space you saw the Tesla you saw the Tesla Roadster huh when that thing comes out no he didn’t know he didn’t know it come out into 2020 but I thought he has yeah he didn’t bring it that was his oh I thought he had another one I he I thought he’s still gay wait but right though it’s the fastest production vehicle ever made right 0 to 60 in 11.6 at one point that was one point 66 something saying like that the word should be absurd.
That’s absurd to go that fast have you ever driven his house long dude I’ve been in a p2p d100 though the ludicrous mode yeah it’s insane too fast it’s weird I would die in that car but it’s weird how fast it it’s my car is 510 horses that’s fast your cars get that Rumble oh well I love engines man I don’t think I’ll ever give you know my bunny said he goes it sounds like a boat I go it does sound like a boat when I was a kid I remember sitting outside on the lake of hearing people I liked engines I’ve always been an engine guys you’re a man’s man I don’t drink I can’t have one poor little wanna have one for you I’ll have one for Joey’s have one for me I got to do two hours of carcasses four cry shirt and a heart attack I should say I love Burt so much I love everybody in the competition I just don’t like the fact that Burt is on these medications that could all his health problems could be completely resolved if ya didn’t drink so much like to take medication so that you can drink it’s not good you know mean I had this conversation a.
Long time ago with Anthony Bourdain he was on statins and he decided to take statins because he liked to eat I don’t know what it is statins are for people that have it’s was that high blood pressure or high cholesterol what if statins for he had obviously he was drinking constantly and he was traveling constantly and he wasn’t exercising cholesterol yeah he had some health issues yeah and so they put him on these statins and he started doing Brazilian Jujitsu and we started doing Brazilian Jujitsu he lost a shitload of weight changed his diet radically cut back on his drinking and got off the statins and race but statins have like significant health risks attached to them it’s not simple as they just lower your cholesterol they also do a lot of wonky – your whole system tear mental I don’t know about mental but I’m you train with Gracie right well he trained with hens Oh Gracie in New York City right yeah hands Oh Gracie saw a piece on it somewhere one of the best gyms in the world wait I know I’m jumping backwards but you mentioned something that now clicked into my head when the.
Meat eaters show that your friend does yeah Steven illest when he I think there was a show I think there was a clip I just saw online of him using rendering bear fat to cook bear yes I just had watched that I thought that was amazing cuz he was like I mean I’ve I’d never heard of before that you can boil down the bear fat to use as oil to cook the rest of the meat yeah because he’s saying it was that it was almost like you could fry meat in it he did fry me – yeah I’m sure well I people have you been using bear fat ages for lard to cook pies and right he was actually talking about on a podcast recently that he has a great podcast as well called meat eater same name and on the podcast they were discussing how fat was used that’s rendering this bear fat this is a particularly interesting episode because this was all about bears who eat blueberries so all that fat had a purple tone to it purple hue to it because the Bears had been can they had been subsisting on blueberries so they tasted like blueberries how blueberry fat was.
It’s supposed to be incredible and you render it down and make lard out of it and that lard is good literally for years and use it for cooking and for all kinds of afterwards but bear lard like I have my good friends John and Jen Rivet who live in Alberta and they run a bear hunting operation up there and they bear all the time and they render bear fat into these like jars of bear lard I want to have some you cook it’s delicious goal I’m in Canada next week tell them to come see me and where are you Calgary oh that’s close to them yeah I’ll tell them to come see you yeah they’re lovely people I burners for this great country up there man people if they’re beautiful man is one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever visited in my life they haven’t been bambam the National Forest up there sure go to a picture of Lake Louise till the AM F is bad ba n FF Banff not the same thing no it’s not the same but it is bad as dope it’s definitely you don’t use negative it’s define don’t use negative it’s divine Devon look at Lake Louise aureus look at that place.
Yeah that’s in Banff National Forest god damn look at that Oh Canada is that there’s really a hotel right there on the water that looks like a disgrace does that look like an eyesore for the goddamn hotel wouldn’t they though people are gross but how beautiful look at how gorgeous Lake Louise is that’s what I said the Tax Credit first time I went there I go phony this looks like a guy made it on a studio like a girl has Photoshop like when you ever see girls when they put that filter on their face where they don’t even look like a real thing we the filter why whoever invented that tricking you know so fly what’s even grosser guys who use that well come on right yeah nobody I know selfies with face filter and you look at it you’re like what in the am I seeing here what this is everything okay doing with your face mode your grandfather so happen your face Korea so you could with your face get your goddamn cartoon your animating yourself yeah that looks like it’s photoshopped so prison really that was the Buyer Grants first time in Alberta that I saw a moose I’d never seen a.
Moose live before crazy wood until I went there and I was like holy Sh it’s the size one of those uh dump trucks are they in dig sites you know there’s like where the wheels are five feet high it was like that’s a me other thing runs after you start stomping hmm yeah and they’re late and their strides are like 10 feet long yeah hadn’t I just had no idea I guess as a kid we know I never saw the only animals like that I saw were either deer or the only four-legged thing I would see in the wild was oh dear as a kid in the woods look at this alright that’s an enormous animal yeah look at size the antlers yeah huge a moose is twice that yeah Dora that’s the way let’s get dwarfed by a moose twice that bit yeah 2,000 pounds Stamp Duty first time I saw a buffalo the same way in Colorado I’d never seen buff I mean in Chicago like only when you go to the forest preserves or the lakes do you get to see deer and other than that you’re like that’s it don’t I mean there’s nothing else in Illinois how many people do you think every year get up by a buffalo in yellowstone yeah probably at least a couple diddy ‘it’s yes.
A couple get too close what Boston Dynamics just released a new video and it’s what these freaks stop freaking us out they want to kill em oh it’s jumping over logs it’s got no wires now they’ve oh my god I do parkour it’s doing parkour Boston Dynamics look at it jump from box so you guys cut it the out a lot of people who couldn’t do what that robot just do like you most people you know can’t do what that robot just did I would say that’s the majority of the country could never do that that’s insane play that one more time yeah what is the name of the video for people who are core at hardcore Atlas is that the name of the robot Atlas that’s the one that’s gonna kill us all yep he’s got a battery pack on look at him just bouncing around like it’s nothing you know they had some they released some voice recognition from him and it was like I want to murder everyone most when I’ll stop people coming on eggs I’m a big fan of Rogan Joe I think you were the best I won’t rip your off hahahahahaha.
Face to face with you like I actually enjoy you as a person I won’t kill you it’s going to happen oh yes they’re gonna keep doing it we’re when I was doing my cardio yesterday I was watching ex machina mmm it’s a great one of my all-time favorites I’ve literally watched that movie at least five times it scares me but I also am in love with it I love it but when I’m watching that movie I’m like how far away is this oh 20 years I’ve gotta be less I think 10 years I think maybe a decade is when we’ll have that but when they look like that good have you seen some of the molds that they’ve already had now have you ever seen some of these like the molds that they can make now to make look real already it’s just scary to me there’s a bunch of people protesting in Houston because they’re about to open up the first robot sex brothel wow that’s really interesting I don’t think that’s gonna do much business who wants a nut some robot that somebody else already nothing into I don’t know dude a lot I don’t know about in the York Ny united states but I think in overseas I think like Japanese love that we will both go.
To robots how much do you get paid to be the cleaner what is like dead fish loads wash out portal for look you load smell like dead fish when they sit in your underwear and steamed up just hangs out for a while yeah oh my god if you jerk off and you don’t clean up you just let it whoa what is this sex brothel in Houston that’s this actually open now they’re still discussion but this here says that by 2020 it will be in Houston and nine other cities now did that guy make that sex robot or is he gonna it he made any it what do you think if you had a guess I think for sure that’s his wife here’s the thing about the sex robots do you think that anybody is gonna make a sex robot that looks like your average gal no yo yeah well next door like the next door type of group yeah well how many of them I got to look like this girl right here the exaggerated feature 90 of them will look like that at least yeah well a girls look like that now anyway you see girls on the Internet they all look phony a everyone wants to have the same lips but you think every girl on the internet now.
Looks phony as no one looks like a chick anymore but what is um what is the future gonna be for like when it’s not a human and you can do whatever you want with it no that’s when you’re gonna find out what people really are attracted to it’s exactly right you’re gonna find out the real sexual psychology of humans when we find out that there’s no rules with these save all your male feminist I just love real women with Birkenstocks what are you ordering up on your Amazon sex robot that like chia seeds look at how weird was happening here so here’s my biggest curiosity wait a minute dude you can one of them I was gonna you know they have those what are those real dolls they have male real dolls I was gonna get a male real doll with no dick and no but hole no mouth hole either just for jiu-jitsu I was like listen you send me one I don’t want anything I can and they’ll let you up and they’re like sure sir we’ve heard this before put three we’re gonna put a bottle on its side I’m gonna butt hole in its forehead I just don’t see a business I see a business for them.
Creating personal sex robots for sure yeah this is a niche market then I got to tell you over I know this is like I’ve always been a big hype for the past couple years of like robot sex robots like and people like whoo it’s gonna be the end it’s like now people are always going to people you want to have reciprocation of something there’s got to be some kind of reciprocation you know do you want to a dead thing like no one also it’s like real feely almost yeah well it’s also you know there’s no emotions there it’s gonna be like playing a video game on god mode right you could yeah your Flex flawless Toronto’s first sex doll brothel has been open for a year how are they doing it’s the same company that’s already been open there but how are they doing fine is it working that’s my curiosity what’s the success rate of a place like this kind it’s why does this gross me out kinky slots guest halls oh I couldn’t kinky as the dole sure I love that you have to click are you an adult yeah I’m an adult sure okay rent before you buy.
Rent before you buy they got a loan-out system of a fake vaginas but look how they all look like don’t any of them look like a secretary no all of them look like some super ho yeah right like isn’t there one don’t you have like a Starbucks barista option is kind of attractive and she’s cute 3,200 look at her titties by body heat or voice wait a minute is that what it cost to buy yeah 3,200 that’s only 3,200 bucks Jamie get one in here but let me see what the photos look like so we can order one let’s order one how many people would be furious at us if we had one sitting behind me during the show you would just cut another camera would cut over there to her that’s gross go that one when she’s lying down that looks so no one weird the one he had just before no the one with her tits up in the air bizarre photos man that one what what’s that panic she looks like this is awful stop me please those boobs are awful yeah it looks good that’s whack it’s garbage if you were dating a girl and you really liked her she just happened out boobs like that you’d have to go do want you feel sticking out.
Yeah you want to get a reduction I’m whatever you like normal yeah that looks vagina Levesque do they show it they don’t show it but look at the waist look at how up is that it will go back real quick sorry that image of her waist is it’s like a 12 inch waist I mean that’s creepy yeah but that’s what they you want like fully exaggerated feature okay so going back to we were talking about you want to talk about like this that goes back to this the corset of course says look at her waist that goes back to this creepy psychology of what’s the figure in men’s minds socially we that like has been pushed out that you want this hourglass thing and do they show you video I want to see video girl looks real that one down the word says new the first new to the left that photo kind of looks real right there well the first one did ya like that looked weird where that looked real from far away oh it’s crazy real well that was a girl’s Instagram profile she has an Instagram page just oh my god but then again how many followers James look at the size of those fake tits they’re.
So ridiculous can you imagine following this what does your wife say well I go to the upper okay go to the right hand side that one with the giant tits that is so ridiculous yeah but see Japanese they love that battery inside keep me hot I’m so hot take off my clothes I can just hear like Asian listeners tuning out like this I can’t go to the one in the upper left-hand corner the top first image of the way go down prepare please leave that one right there look at that one what and the man like why are they so big because this is what they I guess the idea is that the kind of people that are gonna buy these are the kind of people that are either addicted to or anime I always said I would say it’s because they don’t get anything ever so they have that I have a not to go click on the image one more time Jamie any of them any of them and then click on the likes yeah these weirdos yeah click on one of them guys click on Gonzalo their roland brick calling you out calling you out sorry bro don’t be so weird.
Dude why you liking photos oh that’s a good job John these guys know yeah this is gross who’s gonna get gross okay just for us to see that no but see if there’s a video of these moving this is what I want to see I want to see that they’re just lying there I’m thinking that they’re inanimate so these sex robots when you call them robots do they move no it’s must know they’re not called robots they’re called sexy dolls it’s a doll I’ve heard about a doll but these are sex robots this is kinky doll these are sex dolls right but the ones in Toronto they know a few cents robot this is the same company so this is yeah it’s just sex dolls so they don’t move kinky a thousand ball or something like that oh they’re poseable yeah what he’s doing her at it looks really painful he’s grabbing it listen to let me open your mouth get this off the screams why vomit oh we doing their sex robots contact yeah I just got a Texas I was a sex doll talk yeah exactly I’ll talk hey man we’re not the ones that are using it he’s drunk folks he’s been drinking in my face Dante I’m gonna drink more in front.
Of Rogan I’m gonna smoke pot and I’m gonna upset my investors and I’m gonna get everybody mad I have 20 days you to zero we got it what we really have to do though for real is when it’s up like the party you have that’s not like a huge a party you throw a party when Bert Kreischer sober october is over we’re what’s here why for us Oh party dogs kill these following I would like to enjoy your party I like the thick crust pizza yeah deep-dish Chicago style dude go get me Polish sausage over there up from Marcos someone who sausage Chicago was really fun because you could tell like you were in your Ellen I feel like we’re taking deep breaths I got those wonderful Chicago to a bar we got steaks like yes the best part we walk out of stay a good steakhouse in this guy of Chicago Blackhawk who I’m a huge fan of comes up to Joe and he’s like Joe Rogan and he couldn’t believe you were there and you’re like what’s up man he’s like what’s up man I’m a Chicago Black Hawk you’re like all right he was like cool you’re like hey man you turn to mean you who was that guy I was like that’s a Chicago.
Black Hawk and I was like oh yeah Joe give a about snow yeah no I’m saying you didn’t know him it was nice the guys know you’re super nice but I was like that’s so funny to think that like those guys that how he treated you was how people treat him do you know what I mean it was wild to watch how people treat athletes when they’re like probably my favorite this guy was like he became a kid again he was a oh my god Joe Rogan’s in this restaurant that I love go to it was cool to be on the outside of that to watch that happen especially cuz I’m such a Chicago black off and like I’m such a sports fan so it was just so weird to watch an athlete kind of act like people acted them you know what I mean it was just beautiful one of the weirdest that’s come out of this podcast is and again this is not just for men the podcast is for whoever the likes it but men don’t get a whole lot examples of men that are allowed to just be themselves yeah be guys yeah just because everybody’s worried about getting fired from something yep everybody’s worried about saying the.
Wrong thing or like when I said that I’d like song that girls sang I really like it yeah it’s a good song that’s and I think she’s got really good points I’m not saying it so that someone likes me more I’m not I mean and I’m saying like maybe as men especially me as a guy with three daughters you I should consider and we should all consider what it’s like to be a girl you know now I’ve talked to girls have been drugged I’ve talked to girls who’ve had guys creep on them and do creepy to them and girls that have been sexually assaulted I like that I like that song I like it nothing I like sexual assault man I like that song it’s gonna get edited out of context for sure I like this woman expressing herself and an artistic way that represents the real threat that women face and it’s also a catchy song she’s got a beautiful voice and I’m still a man yeah you’re still okay these are allowed to exist you don’t somehow no there becomes some sort of a or a pussy or it mean that you’re a loser or that you’re you we all know when someone’s faking something when they’re giving in total to pressure and.
Pretending like actress use the word wonderful to describe a woman’s performance what we were talking about we know fake we know fake yeah it was very good too much goddamn fake in this world so one of the more interesting that’s come out of this podcast is because I don’t have a person telling me what to do and I can just be myself right people like guys go oh this is like hanging out this is like what it would be right if we were just like right now but people are listening right but normal you don’t get to just hang out because when people are listening then you got to tone the language and say you can’t say careful don’t say be careful that word you know why because there’s so much misconstrued nonsense because people are allowed to take any opinion that have you because they don’t know your full opinion they know a piece of what you think hair and they just rip that out and throw that in the space it’s recreational outrage yes they’re finding a nice little juicy target like oh let’s go after it and it’ll be whatever the it is when.
Whoever’s next whether it’s Chris Hardwick or whoever gets called out for something and someone whether they’re guilty or not who gives a let’s pile onto that right and ruin their life for a couple of weeks and this is what’s going on this world it’s not good for anybody so no for men’s not good for women there’s only one good piece of it at all if you’re a piece of like Harvey Weinstein if you’re a turd and you rape women yes then you’re gonna get got and it’s good that you got guy but even him man have you seen the new article I mean there’s a lot of article where the woman who is accusing him of sexual assault the DA is talking about throwing it out of court now because they found a computer log the girl who was accusing Harvey Weinstein one them of actual sexual assault I will send it to you Jamie so you can pull it up Jim it was on the New York Post page six it was on page six yesterday judge dismisses one is that today okay so this is they decided to dismiss it because this woman had a she they got a hold of her computer because of her former employer or a former.
Employee who said look this is not how this girl described this oh I watched the video records a video of them having a conversation right I don’t think so this is a different one this is a girl who gave Harvey Weinstein a blowjob and she said look I’m gonna send you the actual thing that I got here and her former employee was like this is not what she said this is not what she said to me right and they were saying that it was in danger of being thrown out and now it is thrown out so she lied about what it was so the judge was like this yeah well done they essentially said that this is just she look there are actual sexual assault victims sure and then there are people there’s also people I think that are but you don’t have a real accurate memory of that have happened and so they can paint themselves as a victim and be deceptive about it involuntarily I think that’s entirely possible sure I think there’s a certain amount of people that are just delusional and they just don’t see accurately did you get text that I sent you but you.
But I also still know that Harvey Weinstein is a sexual assault there’s just too many women that are saying that he forced himself on them and did you heard that Nadia love him with that girl you heard that audio I heard of it I didn’t some of the transcript but there was also that so make this bigger so my stupid old arse can see it you say old eyes can I need a bigger two she accused Weinstein of forcing her to perform oral sex a prior employee of Evans turned over personal writings she’d left in the company’s computer which appealed to contradict the grand jury testimony the writings indicate it was consensual friendly a source told the post it has caused a split in the Manhattan district attorney’s office some believe the charges should be dropped and there’s a problem with this complaint and then it was just it was dropped yeah there you go listen it’s the hole hot it’s hard man because like you don’t want to say all these girls were all lying because they’re not of course but one of them could be lying when one of them’s lying they’ve got to.
Do what they did and throw that case out but then he’s gonna say look it’s all fabricated well there’s people that will be opportunists in the face of a scandal so there’s a scandal where someone has actually legitimately done awful and someone is gonna stand up and say he did awful to me when really they just the guy because they want to advance their rear you’re right I would always argue the majority of people that get involved in this thing probably aren’t full of there is always those BOTS going to be people that want to capitalize there’s a real that’s just human nature people do that all the time in every asset in that was these people that lied about September 11th where they were these people environment ly lie about every yeah but I think there’s miss power oh not in that Laur the other Brian Williams sorry yeah well it was just Hillary Clinton lied about it – come on BRR yeah she lied about uh bullets were flying by er and people like there’s no bullets nope we didn’t have you anywhere near but remember wasn’t that there’s something about.
Hillary Clinton lied about being in the middle of a gunfire situation looking people exaggerate they make up and some people are just full of and then there’s people that are delusional and they have a problem with reality right and they might legitimately believe that something awful happened to them there are people that do that like it’s not all deceptive there’s people that have legitimate mental issues and they have paranoid schizophrenia to whatever extent you know whether it’s mild or but they have a delusional perception of the world around them they think people are out to get them totally theirs and then those people get caught up there’s also selective memory right there’s also manipulation of selective memory there’s a lot of study about people that have convinced themselves that something happened that really didn’t happen right that’s a real thing they really believe and they’re not lying because in their brain that is good literally what their brain has kind of categorized and formulated was that thing did happen.
They’ve told themselves that enough where it’s been convinced in their own mind that it happen did too someone’s trying to explain that about OJ they were saying that Oh J is live so many times about what happened night that he might in his own mind believe he didn’t actually believe he didn’t do it that’s why but the human memory like Neil deGrasse Tyson was trying to explain this to me that when you were taught when you’re talking about memory you are literally talking about the worst form of evidence that we know of yeah the mem your memory is first of all your memory really is your memory of your memory it’s not even your memory it’s a member of you recounting what you used to remember and then sort of reestablishing it and your narrative of the past right it’s a recounting of a thing you tried to recount yeah like I’m pretty sure when that girl blew me when I was 16 I did have my ears ringing baby because I remember like wow that’s crazy and it’s never happened since well maybe not know pretty sure but probably yeah it happened yeah here’s what I know she didn’t rape me she didn’t punch me in.
The face and hit me over the head with a frying pan far as you know till my ears rang she didn’t do that it would be funny to see her hit you over the my head went to the shape of a frying pan like those cartoons and back to normal that’s how hard I came my head was in a fry don’t know man it’s high I’m optimistic this is what I think but I mean when people talk about the divide between men and women I don’t see it that much in real life and I’ll see it my actual interactions on the see it yeah that’s the problem with the Internet is just writing and you’re not being there with the person and talking to the parade so you don’t know if the people writing are reasonable you don’t know if the people are angry no you don’t know what there’s no legitimize there’s no legitimization to the internet anymore because it can come from everyone anywhere at any time and the problem I have it with these growth movements that get like crazy is you’re like are they talking to anybody else besides their little internal group like are you talking to anybody other than.
The people that you know because if you’re not getting any sort of outside opinion or sources you’re just listening to people that agree with you already the echo-chamber thing is so annoying to me it’s annoying we’re on the same page it’s a yeah stop that it help any case at all are you actually trying to see what the other side is saying I think there are some people that do a good job I don’t have mentioned names of like but there are some people that I follow online that like do a great job of like trying to have good discourse of right and left like Bill O’Reilly okay there’s a guy but I just think like there are some people that I like online that like do have a good big balance it out yeah you can but nowadays if you’re but if you balance like you get criticized because you don’t stick to one way well here’s what’s interesting by both I try to be very balanced but I lean way more left than I do right way more left but you say that I get way more accused yeah of being someone who favors the right course left people right then I do being someone who favors are left by right people well I.
Outwardly espouse left-wing ideas yes like universal basic income rights gay marriage women’s rights go down the line welfare right food stamps I’m supportive all these but I get accused way more of being a right-wing person by people on the left because I do even of being a left-wing person of people on the right when I say I’m left-wing that’s because you don’t complete the problem I have with the plot yeah you don’t comply I don’t complain you don’t comply I don’t comply they get some ID that’s my but that’s my biggest issue with for any far stretching side the of political party when you don’t comply they get mad they get mad well then we were talking about earlier that is a form of fascism there are trying to get you to figure out what they want you to behave like how they want you to talk right they want you to comply with that and stick to the script fit in this box Joe or you’re not one of us stick to the groove and we won’t because we don’t do that you don’t do that King but beat also because I know you turn on each other yeah well internally they.
Fight each other up is ever progressive enough nope they will always try when they run out of targets that if the whole world was progressive they would find people who were less progressive they were fine people who are not willing to suck that Muslim queer gender non-binary Iraq whatever that guy’s dick is because he’s he has a penis right here’s some sort of a they would find a rezone yeah glamor they find a reason for him forever for she them sir but that’s I mean like yeah but I’ve talked about this on stage I’m not gonna tell my joke but what no but why can’t what why the labels yeah why the labels just be your own because people like to be tribal yeah that’s right but all that does is that categorizes you yeah and then they get mad at category you want your you are subjecting yourself I didn’t do that you told me you’re the debt I don’t tell you Joe I’m a white straight male who’s Irish and Italian who loves feet and doggy style and I’m also kind of Catholic but you know my mom got a divorce so I can’t be all the way don’t.
Think that applies to a British Iraqi gay non-binary and also identifies as Muslim person I think you’re out of your I identify as an Irish Italian straight white male from Chicago who he’d like I just think we don’t need all these labels you glamour you’re allowed to be whoever you want to be and I support the out of who you are always do your what’s almost always people that don’t have a lot of other going for them yeah cuz you’re gonna you have to like when someone says Stephen Hawking’s identified as a British he’s identifies a dead guys now when he was alive yeah brilliant British physicist slash heterosexual atheist a heterosexual atheist and uh who by the way was wreak riddled with infidelity I’ve never met a guy so not capable of cheating and found a way to cheat on his wife well apparently he could still get it up oh well apparently even though his body didn’t move his God would feel that was his site the scientists he used go to was Eric Weinstein told me about this I was like what he’s like.
He’s a freak and I was like wait what he’s like yeah he used go to strip clubs and there’s like videos of him like rolling into his trip cover in the wheelchair like he would god that was his thing do where’d you get littered with infidelity where’d you hear that yeah he cheated on his wife all the time in that movie the whole reason that he well I mean the whole reason that he left his wife was because he fell in love with somebody else but wasn’t it like a nurse there was – yeah but the truth was that he was this if you google if you google Stephen Hawking he was affiliative that he was always around you know come on man he was always around yeah that’s once he got takes to the good life yeah once he had that cosmology cache yeah you know what also he’s happy like am I not going to play by rules the world dealt me the shittiest goddamn I’m a super genius pleased and you know what I agree do whatever the you want to do and you want to leave me I should leave me yeah why would you only me yeah I’m barely here yeah I’m a.
Machine now I used this finger to talk know if somebody was his eyes in and his mouth its subway could he use his hands it was nice right yeah wasn’t it as I like have a thing where he could kind of click he would do he would look at something – he had a thing where he’s taken away then I he would look at and it was maybe want to see your can you sit on my face don’t kill me though now hammer out the universe don’t smother me with your pussy I need to figure out how stars work our black holes real or is it just a brown star please I don’t want to drown in your pussy I’m still on the subject of Black Ops dark matter I’m trying to figure out the universe before I nut in my pants what that’s one of the strippers Eddie we hooked up with is called Final Fantasy dark matter I’m trying to figure out Ops 3 dark matter Black Holes dark matter I could see her with big ol fur coat hell yes a big ol fur bush with a pencil because her nails are too long Kingdom Hearts dark matter is possible that you could grow your fingernails to the girls with long nails they probably have a terrible time texting well how.
Did they touch what they try to touch with their finger right but if you have crazy ass long nails you’d be like deep voice text Oh always looks the whole time but then you got to use your nose just get to the microphone thing infrared sensors on his glasses see I’m saying I was on his eye best movements in his cheek which then translated into a software program that allowed him to navigate his system without his hands and then eventually turned into speak his text-to-speech I just want to can someone facts to speak functionality which takes text seems right it turns into speech in his iconic voice yeah apparently he liked that voice and didn’t want to upgrade it cuz Siri like if you talk to see like who do you have a specific kind of Syria like my Siri is an Australian lady like hey Siri what’s cracking okay hey Syria but that’s I have I’ve loved me didn’t she who’s that – I think it’s the name one it’s British I think we have the same one I just have an Australian lady they swapped me out the new uh maybe they don’t like Australia the new upgrade.
Forgot his voice in 2004 he’s a good enough to quit this is how talk I will always be this I am a robot man I would fun if you heard his voice he was like yeah what’s up with Stephen Hawking super ghetto voice yo sup the talk to eg up in this say to this mother what’s up with this dork I’m out here drinking Hennessy and coke trying to find out what the is happening with black mataji what Nail Polish black matter is that’s his alter ego Hot Topic black matter that would be that would be a great stripper name Google’s stripper Third Son black matter stripper black God exists she does or star first start with stripper oh that’s right that might be a better star name than stripper name Dark Energy black matter yeah that will be actually there used to be they used to be a or no Tc Electronic matter dark Oh Art Bell dark matter Sun Ops 3 black matter yeah Thus Owls black matters nice matter I can’t wait to the internet lights that up your shirt for a racist pieces redheads find a exotic dancer named Gundam Exia dark matter no that’s on the DL down at Spearmint Rhino trying to keep it on the steak tip at the ragam Atlanta strip.
Clubs in the dark black ones what was what’s it called like little Wayne would go and throw money in the end what’s the most popular one in Atlanta Jamie knows you’re in the black culture you know about black Twitter your black Twitter Jamie will tell us it’s like the most famous one there was have gunfights there and sure Magic City that’s the most famous one in Atlanta that’s the big that’s like the dark ladies and gentlemen come to the stage Tv Series dark matter you’re a magic zoom to Magic City oh shop let’s see what do they have they’ve gear look at the photos was will the thuggish looking the guy had a flat blimp brimmed hat on okay go to photos look at that now is this where you wanna go oh whoa okay we gotta go that Black Hole dark matter is one the third one with the but Jesus go to a far right upper that’s dark matter that’s Kapow welcoming way what the is that soup dog he’s the guy with the white hood some fake Snoop Dogg look at.
Him thuggish these are thuggish looking oh he’s got a look at that whenever you got people that are standing there with fanning out hundred-dollar bills like and just drinking Fiji water yeah that’s not my place yeah I like all these cocks matter to the main stage dark matter ladies and gentlemen dark matter yes who you think was the first guy they came up with the strip club DJ voice I don’t know but that has permeated the entire culture you can’t hear that you know to the mains recieves come to the main stage rain ladies and gentlemen it’s River how about a nice round of applause for Lexus how about a nice round of applause for Kia Sorento it’s weird how like that happen like top 40 DJ voice very similar it’s a similar of always but that did but that’s a weird thing yeah how did broadcast well cuz I did broadcast journalism in college and they teach you that they teach you broadcast voice well I mean they kind of teach you about intonation so you I think people get so stuck in that they learn and it this like k WB BMW kqx 95 9 it’s the Moose on the radio this morning with Joe Rogan traffic at.
9:00 from Lisa guys today and the thing it’s the same rhythm they all have the exact same rhythm and I think it’s just because it was learned and then they hear other people do it and it’s just such a here monkey do right it’s there’s a comfort level and imitating it well because it’s rhythmic it really is it true I mean truly when they teach you in school they teach you about the rhythm of the voice what do they teach you well they teach you that there’s rhythmic waves too it’s its exact same thing happen to on-air journalists like local news it’s the same way when someone goes and on 95th Street that’s where it all went down they teach you about rhythmic ways to lead into the next piece they say it’s big it teaches the listener or the watcher get to be prepared for the next thing it’s almost like a now my ‘s give me what you owe where’s yeah they just teach you about rhythms it because it’s easy for the listener to hear in the morning to hear people go and then there’s dark matter and is that a girl’s name guy I’m not sure.
We’ll get is just falling apart on us they’re like a bunch of parody okay dark matter what is there’s a thing that people do like Jamie was on the phone once getting some tech information from this lady something put her on speakerphone while he’s typing and she had the most unknown you know thing that people do it’s called up talk oh yeah up talk is so annoying Tech Talk yes there’s a way that they talk that lets you know they’re in well it’s like a very left-wing technologically savvy way of talking up slope tech yeah top day yeah but it’s all tech people yeah but it becomes an accent like if it was from Georgia or something like that would be a recognizable accent yeah like oh that’s how they talk in Maryland right like you ever talk to someone from Baltimore you know Ryan Sickler yes he says Baltimore Tuesday yeah my friend John Rael shoutout to John Rael he’s from Baltimore they have that same kind of it’s a Boston very recognizable at Boston’s got that ah go up top there’s a recognizable way of talking.
That lets you know that I’m going to agree with everything that is in like the zeitgeist of Swing progressive ecology anything about it’s in the cloud who does that the best fred armisen I think does that the best Armisen knows how to like Fred Armisen is that you know apart from Portlandia okay what is she doing let me hear unless they do it a lot I think it’s really annoying talk to me now it’s Connie Chung that’s supermodel Cindy Crawford she’s going to do it again oh I didn’t have the opportunities then the popular term for it is up talking but you don’t have to be a fashion model or a teenager to up talk I came back here because you can hear it on commercials I mean it’s kind of self-serve or even coming out of the mouth of a doctor on the president’s health care task force because I see the problem from a different point of view she came up to the table and said my name is Belinda dr. Cynthia McLemore is a linguist in Philadelphia who’s worked extensive alright this from 94 that’s how old this is interesting yeah intonation is way more exaggerated now it’s interesting what they were talking about in 94 which is the kind of people.
May think that up talk conveys uncertainty but dr. McNamara says it can be used in a number of specific ways you can use the rise to convey uncertainty you can use the rise to hold the floor you can use the rise to convey do you understand what I’m saying or do you hear me or do you agree with me or do you approve of me all of those that’s very interesting here in a language describe what it is because it been adopted see if you can google Tech up talk that’s what I was looking but see if you can finally go because it’s way more exaggerated now and the people that you know who I’m talking about the woman that was talking to you on the phone how crazy was she it the way she was talking there’s like a presentation to Jayme bazaar what kind of are you working on behringer X and his two one six is that it I felt like we were in a sketch when she was talking to him like this is an SNL but she had no answers for him so it was like she was like bullshitting him well that’s just played that’s placate to past time that’s like any about anybody in that tech world they had like.
That’s helping you with like any sort of troubleshooting I find that too when I do that on with Apple when I text them about issues everything is like this weird placating like oh know I can’t believe you’re having that problem well let’s just figure out it’s almost this like having you on the head subservient like yeah okay in your pod do you need more food in your pod Oh having that issue with the Sonos player it’s Apple that all Apple has a sneaky you know the Sonos thing works flawlessly with the Apple music service pay for yep flawless Spotify but when you try to get the right off your phone that’s when a problem so they’ve done some sneaky forced you into yeah that forces you into using their subscription service sir so they’ve hijacked Sonos they’ve done some where they’ve inserted a little to you into the codes Apple did they make it work better with their home pod speaker of course probably works come on it’s a much better alternative what we suggest know could you switch over to home pod and that way you can listen to everything you say all the time we’re listening in even when you.
Mute us we’ll just released a new one they released a pixel 3 with a new speaker dock of a thing that the new update on Spotify has a built-in thing like so you could it’s so you can like ask for a song we played yeah because it’s not probably built into your yeah but you have to like allow the microphone to be on of course it’s not a big issue it’s Joe and I listen to you jerk off did you let do you allow the microphone to me yeah um why is there a piece of tape over the camera we’d like to see your car I’d like to see you on the webcam I want to see your car you see that’s only the back of your dick it’s not even the front is the front facing you what’s the big deal I took the phone under my car what’s the big deal if I see your balls yeah that’s what do I put the camera right under my sack yeah I rest my whatever I’m beating off at so you see I think you see a red screen of my balls like him you drape your balls over like a light through my lens ahead look ahead the knife is it’s very fun to play.
With let’s wrap this up Santino where’s know you’re doing you goddamn hilarious comedy come see we had so much fun we gotta go in the next year we write a whole new Act I have 25 minutes right hurry up 25 I’m trying I wrote all last night I got home after the story I did a lot of writing yeah I got almost nothing out of it I’m not gonna talk I won’t talk about anything but you have but you work there was a few new that you had that saw I got some new yeah last night it was really good swinging for the fence looking for gems oh come see me look at ya come see me looking for some fake gems I got Calgary I’m in Calgary next week and then in New York at Caroline’s on the following week look at that please check me out enter Santino calm Chito Santino on all dem platform all right see ya this outdoorsy.
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