Joe Rogan – Joey Diaz On Being A Tax Credit volunteer fireman



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TGIF Fridays he was on the board of directors did you yeah when I lived on 44:35 faraway Road in Co 81615 snowmass village Colorado I have set and guy the two years I was there he came a week and a half he came for three days and his daughters came for three days they spent two thousand I’m boozed they all got drunk and they left two days later and I was talking to the door and she’s like yeah this is my dad’s got houses all over the place he had three in Colorado alone I crusted crest a butte Wood Road snowmass village and he had that house on the other side to ski over there because he like two different types about it yes Jesus Christ ya know that world when people get that famous when they get that rich when they get that to the point where they live in some sort of weird lala land he had a brand new Jeep delivered every year and part of my agreement was I had a driver like 50 miles a month to keep my sure because when he came to town he didn’t want no problems with none of his houses right so he had a different Los Angeles house sitter at every and if you don’t heal background check on you know I listen to me I grandfathered into.



The house because my buddy from Jersey had it and his girlfriend came out to visit he knocked her up but the guy was difficult to get a hold of cuz he was in England them whatnot so my friend just said to me just movin don’t say dick and when he comes in he’ll see it’s you and tell him I had to leave and keep my deposit so I stayed there for like two months and he came and he’s like who the are you and I told him what had happened and that we couldn’t get a hold him cuz he was in England and he asked me for a couple names I was had already lived in Snowmass for about a year I left and then came back so I had a couple nice references for gave me the thing and then laugh and I was not allowed in his home so part of the deal was I had an apartment over the garage I could use his car and it was 18 hours a month to be the Calories Burned shoveling snow Oh 18 hours a month of work or so it was essentially Man Dies shoveling snow in the winter and mowing along in the summer he would give me a little assignments like paint the wall or whatever I would do keep the trim up and but it was zero rent I think he paid me 800 a month.



And I got to get a day job ski and like that don’t levitate was a Randy Quench volunteer fireman you’re a Ny State volunteer fireman because all right so cocaine was 1800 an ounce at the time and Chrome Rims snow mess and my buddy said give it to me for 800 so I would go back and forth I was making all this dough on it the people found that the guy that they blew up they put a Cm Punk pipe bomb in this guy’s car and they blew him up his name was Stephen Grabow he left the big gap in this drug place so I was killed yo yeah they killed this poor Colorado in Aspen 36 days before he was to stand trial they could never get him for cocaine he was making six million every six weeks I spoke about this on anyone thanks a million every six weeks in 1984 they arrested him the Home Buyer first time in 83 they brought him to Denver they found nine million altogether cash then in 84 was when he went every night he’d work out he was a good-looking dude that kept in shape he had 20 different cars and every night he giveth the guy at the door five dollars to start the car tonight the guy took.



The night off he started his own car they put a Home Depot pipe bomb in his car blew him up lived he made it all the way to the hospital but something went so deep up his ass but he just bled to death Oh so left this gap so this guy approached him and then he’s like man these people are mad at ya they want to do business with you cutting them out so I had talk to them and they said listen for you to bar know we never do a face-to-face so they have an Fort Collins aspen club and they have a place call to see if the Houston Tx aspen club is still you know in those days these places were thousand a month to walk it and I knew a girl that used go to the asking club and she used to tell me she stay showers right next to barbi Benton I’m a Barbie button and then he bet had a beautiful bush she would tell me every night barbi Benton’s got a beautiful bush it’s perfect so there’s the Apartments Bealeton aspen club in the Sage Restaurant snowmass club snow mess club has golfing you know condos around the thing it was a nine hundred a month to be a member I couldn’t have been a member so the only way I could become a member was my being a New York volunteer fireman and they.



Give you admission in so for 90 days I had to train you know go up two flights this thing on a ladder carry a rope but basically he was putting out you when tourists come they don’t know how to turn on a fireplace so they clean out the showers and they put him in and then these people would put him in a dumpster so Tara and all you’re doing is dumpster fires that’s all you’re doing but you got access to the Golf Course snowmass club so basically get it was walking through small nice Club give the girl a ten thousand dollars but I need gym clothes workout by the time you got back to your locker the coke was in the locker it was all and they were all in there everybody’s involved everybody was involved so the girl that worked us that she was getting a piece hi how you doing Joey yeah Wow and then later on I go on the lock that the coke would be that I get like a half eight ounces you know I was no dealer and I’d take it home but then I started getting coked up every time there was a fire I went for like both dumps is and this is 16 idiots with awful files I’m like this necessary they even gave.



Me like a little fire truck like a little Toyota truck with like a bell on it go to the thighs that’s like the I stopped showing up for two months ticket where are you zero to base where are you Liz I’m just let him go get my digs like you I’m gonna go put on a fire and a dumpster go yourself they came over and took the dumpster and then I went to work for this other dude dick there was three dicks the guy I work for was self dick Kali and dick Doolin was the mayor so I had a buddy used to go you surrounded my dick Thanks so dick Kelly had one of those snow companies and they wanted me to go in now I don’t know what they call Joe Rogan so straighten yeah it’s a hi-low that shovel snow what’s a hi-low truck pushes snow around so he was another poor bastard that made a mistake and hired me that went there yeah I had to beat at 4:00 in the morning for the morning I’m on my second grandma block he’d be in front of my house beeping bad I’m a little myself I’m not working tonight he came and took his truck I was on a roll up there no guys.



Snow trucks when it would snow out man that was the you aren’t getting any sleep there was a bunch of guys that I knew in Colorado Austin Boston yeah that’s a business those people start getting happy people who look out the window with the coffee making sure you’re out there with the truck up the driveway pushing snow around my buddy Jimmy he had a that was one of his Full Time side businesses he was an electrician the Improvement District side business he had hit a plow on his pickup truck he would just plow people out do people’s driveways you know it’s was I American Idol went home this year March 20th I X Factor went home to Jersey had to do a show one night or Nyack me and Ari hooked up this anyway inaudible we walked around the city in the snow and just started to snow you know and might I got up the next morning it’s no like a foot I’d never seen anything that like when I was a kid in Jersey if it snowed that was there like that stayed for stay there was no school stacked up side-by-side one dirty snow from my town one with a ounce of snow man not an inch really hey tremendous that night.



The roads would clean the he’s color I’ll never forget how when I left Jersey in 83 like if it’s snow like let’s say if it snowed I take the bus up here I would just call you and say Joe would smell and you’d expect me at 11:00 and you know everything was late whenever it snows in Jersey he is this big metropolitan area in New York City and it’s known the cripple of city they didn’t know how to handle it yeah whose papers wouldn’t come people get pissed off the New York Post am I moving to snow mass and getting a job at Aspen electric and that meant I had to get on a bus and Snowmass go to the bottom of the hill transfer and shoot the bus to Snowmass I did this and I remember the Home Buyers first time got I woke up one day and you know in Colorado you wake up on one of these twelve inches is just another day just another day and how many 1983 they couldn’t clean up New York but I’ll never forget that morning waking up and ask him like at 6:30 Snowmass and going then I couldn’t expect me till about 10:00 and I walked in there at 10:00 people like where the have you been and I’m like it’s no not the buses are.



Running late they go everybody don’t say he came on a bus and they all got here on time they busted me right out like Colorado was that far ahead of the game well they just so used to it they were so but like here I was living in this big metropolitan city right that four inches crippled