keep with me you think I’m playing some of my bitch keep with me I have told someone bitch how to play this shit almost a Chuck one goddamn time cut the bitch off retarded you can do that so that’s why you can’t hire your relatives man don’t with your family that’s my wife cuz I can’t get rid of that you know if I get rid of there gonna be some shit when I get to the house we stand a down wife owns a Web Dubois black folks our wonderful wife won’t let me tell you something I’ve been black a long time I’m saying like an ear so you can’t say you know that scared you can’t say it Chinese people tell Chapter 1 black folks will you keep up shit keep up yet I live with some Chinese no don’t come up here bullshit don’t come up you laughs oh no we keep of shit wife hold y’all something I’m gonna see a lot of Langston Hughes white folks in hell that’s where it’s supposed to be no that’s where it is quis economy start happening y’all getting hip to us that’s beautiful damn so you smile ain’t no goddamn what’d he say what do you he’ll say shit baby is man longer head right here man I found out my friend Adam you know when your friend die don’t you get nervous I’m 43 what am I supposed to be dying you got to find out what a Z is you know I mean 43 he wasn’t 45 heart just stopped on was he sick no just drop dead that’s up you sure everything about you motherfuckers hell I’ve been having this pain in my goddamn back for a while see now I go to the hospital that my I lost two cats close to me 47:44 see black food will go to high school somebody bust something here with a bat well they have my coccyx know every pain come on me I’m going to the goddamn hospital I had a pain in my goddamn chest heard a gas is a let me tell you gas is a bitch made that tighten up around that muscle my wife’s that was wrong come on put your clothes on chickens in the hospital back in the nosebleed what’s wrong with putting clothes on to the goddamn Hospital I was laughs we got a shot being my goddamn left nut she that was wrong so why be a sir come on fix it Oscar take me to the motherfucking hospital okay like this oh man this shit me I was in big I got here this morning and I sold his white I saw this white lady with a leash Hey Baby white folks know something I’m else man I hit a leash on a little kid just running like a me and Johnny come here pull him in come here I’m not pulling shit so no two or three year old negotiate with terrorists I won’t negotiate with Harris I get that look you better freeze like a I’ll break your little motherfucking job big little something else man you look here’s tell you what to do see now we could punk-ass parents pants the day we push this can weep we want to be friends mother kids hey angry dad whatever shit is there don’t eat I hope you get dizzy like a mother needs him I’m going on a hunger strike this girl here don’t know he’s shit I hope when walk you just bawl the out you he won’t hurt me cuz you mean a data bitch he is a man kiss bitch miss me when I was a kid so we had that my mother made hit you in the motherfucking throat make you the back of your tongue and shit you know when you have a crab would you look here when cry you have a you holla then it’s like a seven second pause then after that Paul’s it’s a scream you up when they hit you hurt like a motherfucker.
That’s how pansies the yeah my mother man my mother Lucy pants back there – they was up to the head so up Oh psychologically the old-fashioned southern ass shitty states here my mother never used to over us could I tell my brother than I’m stupid shit go outside find me something to whip your ass with no stupid sumbitch be all outside looking I was looking I said look at this dumb I was about three four years old I said it myself I wish my mom would tell me some stupid shit like that that’s when I start cussing four years old how about this goddamn told my mom said go outside find me a switch to whip your ass you hear what I said I’m sorry what the you said girl so don’t say that was she talking about I’m not going out to find a then she gonna whip want me to you do your own goddamn labeling but girl so don’t say that said down we’re gonna whoop it anyway they don’t make no goddamn difference love that I’m not going to find shit oh man we all just a family now but because I see that well here we in class about it well your mother take the garbage out yeah don’t lose the beat take that garbage out oh there was a bitch pants with a bitch back then please hold you stupid shit they scared the out you see though I’m not a day everybody politically correct can’t touch the kid talk to the kid negotiate that man mom and dad used to tell you shit 9 o’clock my mother used to scare the out you with shit like when your daddy come home I’m having BJ now going outside and play I don’t you going playing in the goddamn tradition I’m being silly feel the ball volban catch the ball Matt man that goddamn ball I’m gonna whooping that’s how o’clock I can’t concentrate Matt damn that goddamn ball this is some serious shit here man my mama told me that shit ain’t early in the morning man my whole day was discombobulated I was who distance custard I don’t know what the to do man 9 10 11 o’clock I start crying at one o’clock automatic God is I called my father the job in this hello but man when you coming home man come get this shit all the way just hang up some stress and when you nervous see kids don’t cry download you try to be strong know you ain’t gonna work he try to be you’re strong – somebody mention that the tears has come out by myself you be standing there too strong what time your daddy coming in I don’t.
Know what I died my flight got in there god damn it that’s not my best huh that’s what my mom used to do come to school when they come to school on you and walk in the door you’d be clowning a fool somebody mama walked in the door look you sit down quicker this dumb and everybody in the canary whispered who mama you can always tell who mama will they be playing like they oh that’s your mother fucker my ass your we’ll see we grew up under weapons but we all can grow up yeah you can’t good people see now I don’t know sex too much sex anytime I’m sick no man pussy make me sick that pink some milk that pink bastard man is the truth don’t tell me I’m wearing the patch right now don’t tell me I’m telling it man puts ain’t nothing up see what man grown woman get together say you want some ice shot get Sun you bust a nut I busting up how the I gotta pay your rent after that goddamn shit I ain’t never seen a pussy with a meet on that shit me up there man this shit is under un-fuckin’-believable man pay my bill home be a light bill I’m not paying a motherfucking thing now wish I will get black man kidney better blackmail me see that’s wrong around cuz wanna I don’t wanna a black man I’m gonna tell you why fart let another tell him I got away when I tell your wife I tell myself I’ll go home we what’s wrong wake up just listen keep.
Your hands where I can see them oh man sex is a bitch man sets it’s so goddamn funny man we all trip out on it but the funny thing about sex man says I’m a comedian you know I’ll be laughs I ain’t laughing at you I’m laughing shit you beasts and you know who that damn it I never talk like this I’ve a Christian giving it dick in the name of the Lord give me a dick I said her daddy can hear her now I was with a woman man long time ago seen you we do shit up man you don’t care back in the day now you’ve matured now but I that had this woman man was she one that attractive you know but she was good people she were good people she’s had a cracked tooth you know I do but don’t shoot good people though she would good people but to first crack at a 45-degree angle you know she was good people don’t shoot good people you know she was giving me she’s giving me a mouth-to-mouth you know I man and see back then you don’t give a way to get it from lawyer you get it and she was you know and shit man we so goddamn stupid shit be hurt but we still won’t say shit still shot take it like we strong she would cutting me she was standing up she was snarling it you know and sitting I’m trying to take it you know could I Couldn’ T couldn’t handle it I Project Template couldn’t handle it I said you’re cutting it you cut it shoot good people to good people oh we all do some crazy shit now you have it you’ll pass gas why you make love your goddamn life you’re lying some of my bitch we all hit them pass gas nigga love especially man you ain’t say it shit yeah well a woman just brick when you’re getting it from the backseat as far just you don’t say no you keep home probably just keep all you said you’ll say that when you get in.
Your car you talk about a hands like a daughter see you later for a nice you stinging air they fought it all on my dick and shit oh what a trip man we’re men all man we’ve been doing things said so funny communicating said I want you to do this I want you to do that you don’t do this but all sex they never mentioned women don’t like this something no dick then I said no dick I got a problem I got a problem this mm y’all got to come on with the program you gotta come on man but even pushing for years yeah no problem but every time we ask off ahead you know y’all get attitude you know sometimes you come over here and do a little bit what you want me to do don’t.
Worry about don’t worry about I do it myself I do it myself that’s what you’re gonna have to do or let your mama do it cuz I ain’t doing a motherfucking thing what my mama got to do with it my mama had our day sing I didn’t do this hit no one women is funny man but all of us in this scared of women I’ve been married 25 years for something my wife man about five she bout shit about right here you thought about it two months oh you thought of us you know I never hit my wife I swear to God I never hit but I thought about it you know and if I did drugs from just one time I have excuse I’ll my wife up I’m saying so that sumbitch man she know ain’t going nowhere man when women know they got you 25 years she was 15 I was 16 you ain’t going away not should be talking on smart so y’all clapping that’s beautiful yeah I know yeah I know it’s beautiful yeah a little sumbitch teaching on me man we talkin all smart you know telling me what to do you know yeah I know here my see black wouldn’t want to be mama your daddy pastor the counselor policeman you know they want to be the dig a we y’all ain’t right shit I know that one won’t be your wife one word everybody table to do my go check my dad said baby I be right back she said you ain’t goin over tonight if you want to see my burst if I’m growing like a sumbitch she several takes they take your punk ass out here with a ham cheese and for some reason when she said that I knew she wasn’t playing I got nervous Mac I’m up hope you know but I couldn’t let her get the last word I’ve got some lookouts at me right back to the Macan told you went out Monday you play pool Tuesday you went hunting Wednesday Thursday you ain’t going on motherfucking way tonight after them tears up let me tell you something I said watch see if I goes shit you don’t tell me where the I went bust your hair to the white meat you knows heaven with the I don’t what might affect you look just like her motherfucking ass come closer to see won’t you leave bathing my father bleep damn I’m sticking your hands to you look just goddamn like oh yeah went I came back girlie I went though I came back girl stop my goddamn business would you look at your tongue at me for like that tongue at me like that know you ain’t gonna have no dick radios that don’t with me what you doing on that boat huh it’s mm you.
I check your ass ha okay I’m gonna check y’all never like it – what I want you PP be right there on side over there with your mouth over Bianca come right in my smell I’m put some with your mom or choke you see that’s your head you’ll be coughing for two weeks would be try to kill me you with a man here baby if I let you see is gonna scare the a shit if I let you watch the bonds if you just think that you took a peek you go blind shut the up girl may I love my wife though man I love my wife yeah I can’t really I can’t really I’m put around which is easy you do around my train of thought now you don’t let nobody my train of thought you know that that’s your desi white boy them say something you would have sister wait a minute he’ll tell me what the to do goddammit you like who you like women oh you’re a firestarter you start a fire staying in there time I like women what the like you can’t do shit but kiss it you can’t do shit women need big women need to hammer when we gotta had a motherfucking hammer don’t tell me you came by one I’ll go around get a full burn between your goddamn phone oh dear donating you will asthma for relaci n files you’re dead I’ll beat your egg I’ll whip your ass to death a lesbian nice-looking woman 23 24 years old 26 years old college degree and I cops well coming to and got education in sucking I got my master hey this is my people though you know.
Each is own I think it’s beautiful thing for you to even play like that I think it’s great but I was sitting up there mouth thinking about you man I’m thinking about you no I’m thinking about it man good you know I went to a feeling I don’t like funerals man you know feelings full of shit dresses fingers black funerals you know Weird Af white folks I had my man when the cat died one next day y’all bear that cuz he ain’t no good he calls your money and don’t even sticking around get rid of that he died last night he bared them off Sweet Potato black folks my peoples some bitch died man we got 48 to with we got visitation wait the funeral and the bear and somebody explained the motherfucking week to me cuz I never did understand this shit will you just sit there in the chair in front of the coffin watching this dumb bitch and every night his mother like he breathed white funerals man be nice the light be on the coffin being the center they come sing a song lo hizo murder they close the call from will that black spinner Oh somebody’s got to come sing a song old voodoo a precious Lord Oh ancient an song and they gotta look at the deceased family sitting in the front row today trying to make you cry on purpose it’s just a long take my hey leave me.
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We looking at it that’s when I jumped out what the you lookin at me singing like that could you make me feel like I’m next don’t look at me around look over that single over them and Potato Salad black folks I don’t know what it is we got that old southern mentality where we always want to tell you how somebody died you’ve know that they’re telling the same story over again hi dad Lord it was sunny enlightening and I was upstairs I would roll in my hair and I just heard a noise and I said what the is that but I walk downstairs and I saw I’m glad I get the refrigerator I know Lord he did I was so nervous I call eleven nine I swear I’ll never forget it was raining so hard I couldn’t hear myself think cuz I was rolling my hand I just heard a bomb I said somebody down stair and I got my business and I thought somebody broke ass when I walked down there I saw some lady I said that woman and I look around there he was laying over there he was dead Louis gave me happy yeah I couldn’t finish rolling my hair I just got through doing the front of my hair and I just heard a bump another a well it but he is saying that so I walk down there I just I forgot it was our thunder lightning and looked I saw my stove on say that dead boy they hurt me better we should he died ball but said I would never forget that day with tulitt and I were raining when I roll in my hand I fractured and it felt like somebody failed and I said somebody failed I didn’t go down right away because I thought he was all right when I walked died me I saw his ass sticking out from the refrigerator I said he heard you laying there when I wrote that mother over he was dead I’ll call the Emelin they came in get him I never forget I didn’t even feel his rule in the back of my ax well our roller I just got this side right here and sound like somebody lightning just hit the fun and I wit that bitch shut the up telling that goddamn story they’d be at the funeral tell that fucked-up answer you’ve been sitting in chairs midol way down there I was rolling my hat and I heard a noise shut the up take care of the hospital of bullshit we funny people I’ll go my brother house last night before I left here I loved my brother and I got you know nephew like all of us you know they you know they don’t know what they on the oomphel-mother shit right so I was sitting up there talking my blood we playing pool and my nephew came and he said uh um you pretty small and I said well you know I’m I know he’s it wasn’t different between a hypothetical question and a realistic question kind of caught me off guard damn hypothetical realistic after they basically mean the same but sometime they might be different come of God come Oh God I was there for example me I said run upstairs gnashing mama we should make love to the next-door neighbor for $50,000 he went upstairs took a while came back he said long mama said shit make love the next door neighbor neighborhood in the next block for $50,000 cuz I’ll be damned I think do me a favor go upstairs and ask your sister when she make love to the mailman for 250,000 dollars he ran upstairs tried it on back he said oh so special make love to mailman the milkman in any other man for 50,000 ah I looked at my brother looked at me and said sit down son let me tell you something hypothetically speaking you should I have a realistic speaking son you live.
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