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I think there must be an operation the fiction asks but is reman to be broken us and for something always in a bad mood dear but I was alone mumbling you don’t off buster give me that bastard you off God don’t give me that – off I’ll give you one of these well the don’t walk hell off this isn’t a great speech for the junk you look slightly off-balance don’t try to get wrong.
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When when I was a kid I worked in the shipyards I started over 16 finished no strictly – I was a welder in the Glasgow shipyards and the shipyards were not both Said’s that have a clade and disposes thousands of men and a quarter to five if these horns would go big for homes of ships the gates will open with all Porter those minutes before this happened we’d all be hiding behind walls us thousands of narrative and there was a little bastard this Swiss watch at the gate you know what you loving every second of this pearl good old man many Foreign Wars behind wallet I think he saw me there hey these guys are good medals at home for killing people I think it’s Army for Bugsy the home and you wouldn’t able to see anything just posing sort of a mind here you know just hoping that all going the same way is here you know Oprah isn’t on my suicide jumping the clay it out I’m shooting a lot of these landings of just time to get home well five minutes before we go out they would let the Lin geyser right never there’s thousands of men in the shipyards but the government made them employ a certain percentage Olivier’s that’s good idea I think so those Honda the percentage of thousands hundreds of guys things wrong it was well decided Lords of these guys one of them played in our TV a football team the wells Osteen amazing it’ll be shot himself to be here we need a big boots and the Knights have you never see them anymore Evelyn I just saw a regular boot and then this huge they saw was it a shot like a cannon done it would see with balance on this Boonton what nobody can stop this looking rockin no we wanted to be saying for Scotland to stand them in a central spot it comes near you see well they go five minutes before us because we would run right not on purpose of course but you know when you can’t see them you know just forget running what was that a lame him if you’ve ever been caught in a mob below the feeling you just have to learn because everybody else is robbing but I remember my Album Sales first week in the shipyards I’m what kid away doing something futile his Birth Control first week as an apprentice and I saw them all walking talk look at this that was like Village of the Damned you look at us we’re coming out of alleyways and doors don’t mean not a Michael Jackson video you naima gods this than those guys were the artificial leg and it’s sort of overtaking them is getting too fast for ‘s sake behave yourselves from the head thing you twenty grab the links you get bastard of a thing well good at the door and I thought wouldn’t it be amazing if someone was driving past the gate just know when these guys are coming up some guy from out of town look at this no son of mine are working saw them coming at one night dick cure them hanging the night way I just shows you something this usually cannot jump to conclusions you know these awful holidays you know and freeze the balls off each other fingers are chapped and freezing although in a way he were better than the Spanish people you know they suited their skin better you see I’m a Scottish person that is my color I’m kinda pale blue it takes me a week of sunbathe and to get weight I go to the chemist I’ll have a bottle of suntan lotion please factor of 27 and they give me an asbestos suit in the world of helmet see North we’re not supposed to be in hot places our skin falls off rounder ankles Lee I can pyjama trousers and you can see us sitting on the beach like baboons picking each other skin off low I was in a beef now once I will never forget it it’s tattooed and the inside of my head I had one of those vest things on you know just a restruck thing but my bloody shoulders if you today if you see me with no clothes on I’ve got very freckle a shoulders that’s what they ended up with really look but it was really deeply bundle and I could no relief you know I couldn’t the room was hell a horrible room I couldn’t stay in there I couldn’t lay you down I couldn’t wear clothes I’m trying to get my t-shirt to sort of levitate above it the only really forgot I would go down and kneel in the swimming pool my head talk to people who swam past I could hear them talking about me don’t.
Like how much that Scottish dwarf long to people as they swim past knows it must’ve you asked me was hell and the hotel was full of British people were no skin Jimmy don’t know how to do that we don’t know how many sudden being the bloody you know the annual Scott is the i8h Saturday still the same as the Scottish it shouldn’t be in hopeless skin discipline falls off you see these people my mama died that’s screamin saw separating bodies you see the waiters really confused looking at this family with no skin screaming don’t touch me honeymoon couples died it’s may the Sun coming in to me boy where’s jellies for snores that week as a week so we pile on Dry Skin nivea cream but he’s noisy there’s a thing you can maybe help nevere cream those tens of nevere where does nobody take the lid off the ten take Raw Material silver paper off why did it move the Towel Holder silver paper back a wee bit and then do you think something awful will happen.
If you open to any further there’s nothing nicer the Oily Skin nivea cream was sand and you see I have hated the beach for years at the lakes and I don’t like lying in it a fillet clients and I would go and hold it to the m25 a lie around down on some building site substance and cuz that irritates your bomb it’s awful in your crotch and it’s elegant on your well eggs and your heels they blamed you and the son of wind Gore’s buggers up you’re here for weeks on end won’t behave is that somebody else’s here and to put oil on and lie in it just defies logic altogether and then the wind blows and I would come on and you’ve never.
Tunnels here red raw and you in the Caribbean crutches bleeding oh my come on have to stop we’re really well we’ll have to stop and if you get if you get sunburned behind your knees now that makes you walk in such an attractive way oh yeah opposite-sex I’m blown over by that what s cool she there’s no better than wanker man.
they haven’t even government religious fanatics the thought mushroom abilities I saw the hole on the news thought I would need an ambulance eejits that’s just what I think look do you know why what you see just once the suicide bomber instructor.
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Women the lovely things men are lovely things leave them the alone they expel way for them he does this will the same well not the same we are definite women and men they will never be the same no let me tell you some of the differences breathe on what sometimes I get burned for this usually by fat people in biases women will over women no there is no was being booed as I used to see women can’t keep secrets no that’s a thing stupid generalization so what will say tonight is women could easily keep secrets if they wanted to but the dog seems want to easy-peasy japanesey just like telling stuff you like to impart information to people you can see them five minutes later saying exactly the same thing is something else see women don’t like keeping secrets and I find it an attractive Seder women myself you know it’s a nice warm said it is not very good at it men on the other hand can keep secrets because men basically a sneakier than women men like heaven knowing things other people don’t know that’s why most of the spies a man sneaky creatures rather than a bit more shadows knowing things that other people as my men join the Freemasons they’ll do an affinity level secret roll up the frozen second I look at your plate but I got to tell me a secret no women are given secrets men are very good but to make the seashore work we need something else here that women are very good that keeps the field tournament because he every action has an equal and opposite reaction everybody knows that yin yang the whole shootin match right so women aren’t good at secrets men are very good women can hold in a fart while a way to learn from this if you want a woman to keep a secret words put up with us I was in a plane going to Australia once and we stopped to Singapore and a man go on and sat beside me I will never forget this long as I he sat I was at the aisle and he there was a first class there was only two seats he sat there and he knew me from it seen me someplace before we didn’t really couldn’t guess I am hey do me a favor he said I’m just in from Hong Kong I said oh really he said I’ve just flown Cathay Pacific have you ever flown by them before no I haven’t often intended to but that brilliant really I said that’s nice the food was really yes what did you have is it on the flight it’s on me barbecued goose with soya sauce ginger and spring onions he said it was brilliant I’m glad to hear it well upon he went to sleep and he curled up in a ball like a and we took our roof into the night through the clothes a huddled up into who should we settle down and were trending along and this man farted I will never forget it long as I live no one it was at the bus park it was the longest maybe it was the position he was in it squeezed as a solo but he was kind of leaning over and his ass was pointing up towards me and it made the strangest noise it was like cloth tearing did you ever see a movie with Errol Flynn well he was a pioneer and he had a knife in his teeth and he dived from one the mast of a big sailing ship he dived for this off-ramp okay it wasn’t one for diving but he took a lunge at this other billowing sail and he’s just he stuck his knife in him to stop himself and it’s a slid down the seal with an eighth well that no ease as the exact noise has sparked made it was the kind of tortured noise it was.
An any changed position finish with a complain then what’s good on people were looking by of course you couldn’t see him Joker was blowing up and these always popped in arrabal idea and then the smell came of course I couldn’t believe it I thought the flames and fire my eyes were bombing the pain was all changing color but the boat racing don’t inhale you’ll what do you know another thing this happened since L was last year Scotland will in the World Cup yet again and good stuffed once again and it’s getting really boring we always qualified we always really treat wheels babe I never get and we always get and we always up when we get in my theory is with the wrong in shape and I was looking at them in Italy and I thought I’ll throw in the towel get the out because everybody else has got big days and Shamy the people shiny footballers wrong here llama dust and footballs a big shiny phase didn’t we guys and these big shiny people they run that confident way come here in the beginning to do all.
That can we read on and there’s no apparent plan let’s let.
The Boys Brigade you’ve obviously haven’t been formally introduced the others don’t know each other time wouldn’t it be better maybe on the bus to the game you had a real talk about casual chat you know I think you may be good of the manager perhaps you must remember him when he played for them oh when he managed when he was the coach it was I think it was the window cleaner the League Tables scottish football Association myself you would think you if I was him I would go into the dress and I’m gonna say no listen lads you have the cream of Bt Sport scottish football we have scoured the world with phone you three all together this is the grand plan you are the very best and out there are the best from every other country on earth right you are the cream of the footballing well so wouldn’t dream of telling you how to play you’re better than I am obviously I never made it this far in my own career so when you go there and you get the ball enjoy it got a feel of it so good ball you’d be a lovely good son the grass isn’t beautiful neck little clay enjoy the ball you know it enjoy get the feel of it and when you’re fed up with it try and give it to somebody you know if you don’t run in roughly the same direction all to the better and by if you don’t have ideas and things to do that known again best the ceased you lived on you there’s no plan but you see says Americans and then walking the streak us walking with watch it again and then you see an idea she’s like the Micra cause I’m a little stratagem New Zealand which invariably leads to the frenetic I’m buying the token running and charity.
And how come goalkeepers never have met liability for anything everything the ball whistles past on what’s good on that bus I take the ball.
And when they arrange that wall you can’t nobody listens to them I’ve gotten themselves on keep us going Jillian oh I’m watching goalies when you see a photograph of the cuter he’s sailing through the air barely tipping a ball over the bar with beautiful baletta cause he’s done not twice in his life most of the time.
I don’t know if I could put up one heart for the whole waves but I assume the border watch the road much more interesting than the game I like the South American game because they fold properly I love all that you know looking balls Nannette okay you knew your man has gone up for a header if he screwed Thomas noble Louise need to head the ball has the mouth wait on an alien wolf on his table around hope they do it all back or we always seem to be waning but I like to watch the people at the football match a goal is okay but it only involves half of the people hand in plank a hundred thousand people yeah but soon as the hooray has finished it becomes table about 500 people some unseen signals.
Such as the Marvel and they all know it perfectly there’s nobody in the periphery Kaena laminate a little here we go here okay with her so there must be a course somewhere we are the favorite noise as when you assassin gets after their smart ass everything was a smart ass get Igor from the dressing room.
When he comes after me the daughter sent down to my dad’s real prick it burns our bag medical student ice dancing is sexual they make no secret of it sway is nice for the woman’s up with this the guys sliding along woman she’s he’s saying give us a shirt when we get near that wall here it doesn’t want losing your boom – we heard the door not the street of shame maybe I’m coming close there will not be easy I don’t like this we know what it means we can see them on the feet just can’t wait forever this is so good Jessie for sneaking around.
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Slingbacks in a twin set so this is about ice dancers got a woman up with this rain Lorna Doone now this is an essential position this sexual maneuver it’s known as cunnilingus so good one to remember if you’re playing Scrabble with the parish priest well him up for a few months cunnilingus and you can have scrotum when the way down my English courts not known as kind of lingers a glass was known as going at the Badger I’m a much better title we grill data by Johnson what Jane can take of the news so he’s just about to grow on the Badger niche audience on feet the lives in the place Oh throwing bouquets a float under the ice oh yes fabulous right think I was doing this in class when I forgot the one book II couldn’t find it I said policy in bags are flowers the last of the red-hot romantics ha so it’s birthday clothes Napolitan bag would be nice are we poke up loud so he’s just about to go with advantage of the people on the feet ah bouquets of flowers and Parthian bikes of it’s going on for the people who go to open bouquets oh and his sudden changes in action ooh they say and a most expectant wait oh you know that wonderful noise when somebody just misses the goal at Hamlin you know an eighth of an inch and 100,000 people go oh nowadays 7,000 people Oh quiet you’ll hear nothing if you make a noise in here Danny kale is my friend loser Paisley comedian smelling supporter apparently that’s incurable but we’re always doing that thing about the fishnets and the suspenders be the perfect guy that was found dead like I said you know actually says wasn’t it found dead and says Pendleton he was found dead no Celtic Jersey but his friends changed them into fishnets and suspenders can Casey’s family.
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They they also play the accordion but so the Badger it’s seven change of direction oh so the cloud is moving oh they get the death now the face is coming to heal of Slaton backwards he’s gone up in the years now I’m legs a story ends swishing of Whitney aces girl she’s gone hurry up honey – can I say my neck isn’t full of the crutches didn’t do I think y’all help us out there see people notice this about me Gino this religious stuff get in your system it doesn’t mean a thing it’s all passion wind it’s all designed to frighten you those people believe in angels as people believes as people flying in the sky telling God that you must have been they need professional help do know they can stick up for.
them no I said sure we shall know think I shall today oh no you see because religions under strangest snow because of the Nippon ablative bender and have you not just celibacy’s getting the blame and it’s because of celibacy Televisa’s a bad thing celibacy I made this restaurant in Ireland remember Australia me and my daughter Cara and we bullshit like she’s thrown at very funny as well no it was a incredibly simple thing but it usually is a simple thing that makes me abroad it was let me tell it’s one of those menus with nothing on it you know those menus with information no why the boys are giving you the way let’s cut things like soup of the day so you then have to ask what is she what is this super the day because you can’t just say our soup of the day you know shorten the dark and maybe octopus so I just get a spanking of a mindset international what are you doing none of your business so nice sipping if there is nothing just got a pencil pen right the kind of supers too much to ask vegetables and season I could be pumpkins of frozen peas Japanese mushrooms you’ve no idea she can’t just say I love the veggies and seeds know maybe pile of this you don’t know what you’re gonna get you know I mean the fish catch where is it we’re gonna play lit a while we’re talking here some ugly thing it lives at the bottom of the ocean you’ve never seen before shit three households and homes or even worse they’ll send some limp wristed lisping tricker to tell you the specials and here’s the destination would you be special sighs all on him what were the Armory’s what it special is the peeling of monkfish will a bed of saut ed beet root with balsamic vinaigrette just off write it down then you know in my country this is called a menu give it to me I will prove the foresaid menu and when I’m ready for you I’ll call you’ll know me when I call it would be like wow and you come and ask me and I’ll tell you what I want just like we used to do before know all there’s another thing about lobsters its letters like marketplaces or some TFD – deer a luau even bothered us as a simpleton thing I was that’s when I bust out laughing it says soup of the day veggies the season catch of the day bloody different I love something rather than that and then it was only an Islander thought potatoes of the night I just I’ve nearly fell it my chair wait but it was such an I thought maybe it’s let me between the main course and a certain you know ladies have appear hands together a big goal we welcome for the potato layer Oh Monsieur ring de Menil um da what Paul did I do who are you and I was really looking forward to this there’s no potatoes of the night to me you know I thought the bringing of it will not attend me nauseous very shaky just keep the lights down no sudden noises are we sure disappointed and I’m sure you will be able to tell you potatoes of the mate was potatoes how they were doing them that night Marsh boil as in our pleasure the worst news ever hell potatoes of the night I mean you would expect little corn to be singing about potatoes I couldn’t cuz already in my mind I had it done I mean this was a nocturnal potato NIT if the island specialists found marks a full report in the morning it in the fields you know menos helmet with a lay on it this one that was a big knockout just ran donut hole before I get a chance thinking of it the chips are scattering of your blade really doubt coldness my wife but no they have a boy Sharon and her husband have a son Kelly who is the ultimate boy you know he’s like a cartoon of a boy you know he’s gonna haircut you know with it looks like a toadstool you know it’s all shaved and in here hurt at all he’s not those guys come to your door you go ah Dennis Sharon hood Kelly come back here things breaking in room sorry Nutter right teaching them to fish I’ve got hosting Scotland have this meal off you know stoked it would show because I’m a very wealthy man and oh you’d love it’s a big heavy noise tell its flags know you must hate mines welcome back Billy Connelly welcome home you Kingdom Scotland’s bristle and land to the horizon dear move over the Eagles with sheep in the talent – ah.
oh yes peasants everywhere office I’m cuddly welcome all mine welcome back master oh he’s here me say miss him what can in your garden hey they see if you go up to the magician of a comeback Christ knows what goes on up there nevertheless you know more the better he goes right in the world talking dirty and people give him money if I know what lots of it.
So I’m teaching Kelly the fly efficient you know do we drive fly on roof Cake Mix white wings I said i’ll caster that you hold it make AC do we Black Bird white wings sticking up yeah if we catch one can we kill it no why not because I said no listen we should kill it anything I know but we’re not going to do that we’ll get plentyoffish what we’re catching it for that this year in agony is he fighting for his life.
I said the city diner we wings and keep it nice and tight but not too tight don’t move it I said when the truth comes up that will suck that flying from the surface make a weed like a den you’ll think it’s a splash at a bubble or something and you do this we’re not happens just your wrist go and that’ll set the hook and we’ll see what happens okay and I’ll help you okay a bubble happens over ten yards away he’s up a dream she said die nothing yes you pull its face off if pointed trailer I will vote some dragon walk enough fly with so I was always shit mathematics I was never ever good and I don’t care I don’t give a shit algebra was a mystery to me currently one A plus one B you take the fence right you can’t calculate elves you can only carry unless of course I was absent the day we did the B times table one B’s B 2 B’s is a couple of three bees a couple of bees plus the one we spoke about in the first place for bees two couples of bees what the ‘s our problem there i’m deunan record aesculus invasion alarm algebra I’ve no intention of ever going there the whole thing was a mystery to me I mean is there anything more useless or get less useful than algebra I have never used algebra since the day I left school not a nobody ever asked me I’ve never seen anybody isn’t it I’ve have never anybody who once used it and I won’t hate anybody I’ve been tried to use it can imagine you can along the street and Brisbane here tourist comes up excuse me I wonder if you could direct me to the old windmill built by the convicts I believe certainly your pencil right let X equal the windmill I’ll a lot somebody else let’s do in our simple equation why don’t you shut the up