thank you haha I’m thinking one in particular fair cities at the front road thank you so much thank you audience coordinator for putting old cities up in the front row bless you hahaha those distracting me I was going to come on it man yeah Oh y’all here yeah little lovely room by the way yes you do what you do congratulations my friend I’m glad y’all here very good yo congratulations to you my friend look at that Black Man white woman you’re with yeah nigga behind you is shut up with my girl but yo for real that Asian Man white woman’s amazing it is he kind of true he’s what his black girl for like no but that she’s Brake Light high level that’s a Programming Language high level Black Baby white woman right there that Green Bicycle white woman that is oh man black when we get mad at but that is top-shelf Green Rowboat white woman right there know you can tell how pretty a Dark Green white woman is the value you look at her and then you wonder how long they would look for she was missing come on take a look take a look I saw ulis mad sweetie how long if you.
Was missing how long you think they were how long you did her exact she don’t even she went you know the deal I say none wrong Native American white woman’s life is valuable what’s his name Joran van der Sloot right we find out he was a serial killer he kills women that’s what he he’d do it well the under man we know the girl that he’s dead he you know supposedly had was girl in Aruba Body Found natalie holloway right but the one he just killed a girl in Peru was her name look up answers but now you said Natalie Surf Club natalie holloway yeah angel I’ll set that like family feud I named a white girl been missing for five years in trouble yeah always name a Peruvian girl that was killed.
Yesterday what is that big head third world to Nubian business name to be so something goofy don’t get mad at yourself I gave it to you saw how fast it said Lifetime Movie natalie holloway died off right here sadness there’s no one named that why go an ally always man you called yourself whoa god bless that is Design Document high level right then don’t be ashamed of it gorgeous me mad as hell that way bitch when you not come on ain’t nobody looking for you I might look for you but the news ain’t you think foxes were born you’re missing let’s be on Jodi Arias nancy grace he leaves story on 2 Chainz nancy grace oh look at that guy she’s mad as I was like when I like this shit but it is what it is you like that let’s desert girls be honest that little girl that Madeleine Mccann went missing arm she was sailing will grow them with sand forgot a diamond but she was cheering sailing Bermuda Triangle went missing in Indian Ocean okay and they spent good lord her masts broken she was floating around and she gave her a little signal or beacon they look where they spent $5,000 like tax money to search for her now that’s my daughter I want that happen to but if you go sailing let’s be honest I’m all you think I didn’t say five come on hey remember football plays in Miami Malaysian Plane went missing they went sailing they look them for eight minutes maybe they just send somebody had add to the beach I don’t see him we have to call off the search because there’s too much Sun the conditions are abnormally difficult if I go sailing I’m taking a Grand Piano white baby on a keychain with me and my boat go down they don’t find me I’m gonna have it hook right to the side of my belt and I’m addressed to baby real white to them are put sweatpants on and obey our ugg boots and I’m on take a picture look at his Black Parents white baby you don’t come get me then Black Couple white baby going down with me I hate how much fun black people to have racially manases I can say anything I got down I want racially and why you guys I said did take it you know I am evil yes he likes mama I don’t even say it something that like I love a little raise you yes look man you know let’s be fair I mean honestly be nicer with the racial game I mean it I like talk to our you know why people vote being honest about Obama you gave it a shot did you gave it a two-year shot like oh yeah I tried to we tried to but you keep not it’s just fun it fell apart it really didn’t i’ma tell something you don’t know about black folks we will be on your side then talking like it will be on your side a lot more if would you know just not ever talk about how you feel about anything racial will catch up to you now serious buzz black people on the edge of all there’s a bomb but if too many white people outwardly hated them so can go we shut them you shut up I’ll be a bitch to my stuff what other rallies in all kinds so I’m telling you I’m this close to I’m mad at him cuz thought I would have a white slave but I thought it was business game but I have me a white family Oh big old fat white girl go warm my bed up downstairs Susan warm I better feed my baby with your giant white pitties i’ma go outside there your husband in the face and decide whether I’m gonna sell them or not and you know your wife’s upstairs warming up my bed you know that right Philip as on combs Atlanta thought that’s uncomfortable I apologize can’t we move on Wilma won’t over they don’t even like that and claim that’s uncomfortable right to think about that but what you gonna do I like date my days are numbered so I just want to have as much fun as possible you know I mean I’m 40 uh and that’s young in everyone else years but in black is you know high blood pressure diabetes I am if you do black to white life ratio I’m a hundred and seventy seven year I’m old as a mother I’m old and I want to live but here’s why I messed up I messed up my young years and I realized something I’m gonna tell you if you’re over 40 and you’re trying to better yourself just die is since you’re not going to better yourself when I say you’re not going to better yourself I mean better yourself like go back to when you try to capture the things you used to do when you suppose that did it but you didn’t do it you feel me so the stuff that you were 18 and didn’t do now you’re 40 and you’re going I’m gonna make her trances did not make me sick morning’s in my 40s a day in school like what you’re doing I’m gonna go to school you’re never too young never too old and never doing business or what you saying we hope that the older you all those the up with your old horse shit cuz it ain’t old your brain don’t work your body don’t work you can’t change your epic there might be two of you that change the epic like these bad people show that on TV where they got people who soon as that show is over get fat again big fat sack fatty that’s what you are I went to exercise recently and I try to change my life and exercise after finished I would say to myself I gotta do this tomorrow like nothing change that’s got a lump I don’t care what was something should have changed nothing and I gotta keep doing this until maybe I see you eat a change but I just can’t I don’t have that epoch anymore I should have did it when I was 18 years old and I can’t type but I didn’t realize how important typing was till right now I of all my good taping years calling people gay who is going to type in class this is like me and six other dudes like I won’t be a secretary come on oh uh steel Brad we go steal bread and lunch meat from the supermarket II make sandwiches and sell of during type of plan and I can’t fight if you can’t fight and you try to be in a world with people who can you feel irrelevant stop know you say hello to some woman on internet hi and she come back with the 7 page memo like Hello what like really thrilled all those words you saw me tight hello and I yelled it evidently at big letters we would say hello really seriously you think I say hello hi don’t you think ideas real yeah really you just send smiley faces as oh do I know smiley emoticons know I love those like I can’t spell if I had to spell restaurant that is thing right to say my mom is like if somebody help my mama hostage you had a gun play it says spell restaurant know she’s your mother in the head I’ll be like I was look at my mother like I love you good I look at me she prior understand that I love you with all my heart that’s all a nigga okay all right RESP oh my god his wicked crazy uh-huh who is a Oh Christine yah growling relax is this it’s an a or you I give me an O give me another word man give me no words one more word my mother James early tomorrow probably God this I banana but now ba n yeah NN is it any like 7 in super little yeah I’m all irrelevant holy bro 35 five years ago how you you feeling all right you feel like these young guys of you know your football fan it’s all your whole life you notice on football is wack now things are changing it’s seamless look this may be old thinking okay now when I came up you football friends no that’s like he’s not like what’s doing like that shock me like dudes are football fan hello just loosely fight it like football it’s not like the game it when I came up dude football was a glare it was gladiators it was angry it was angry it was just like when we hit somebody when I play if you hit somebody and he didn’t get up like we didn’t hold hands with the other team and pray like hold hands and all everyone prays for him to get up we used to do a Indians like sell a hop dance circle around dude like and I’ll crowds like huge paralyzed that’s right we looking for his mother crying but like that’s right lady that’s what you get let them out here with he can’t even wiggle his toes take the stock take it stock who is higher stocks around our helmet for the Weather Forecast next week like the neck pain they knew all that’s the team of the tie and paralyzed biggest stock around a helmet the scare of Snow Storm next week and then lane like we were thinking about harming somebody is just that what we did right look at this guy who’s a good career you guys are hilarious you okay guys all right you’re late for some test you’re gonna have it one in the morning on telogen face are you a big football fan you like football yeah you are a sorter I don’t think so I think you saw me tease this I’m just trying to get us to understand man that’s you the future okay I’m done but they’re taken away I’m in the end earth oh okay they’re taken away what I used to just automatically think feel and now they just taken it away from you so that now even you look at dudes me like older dudes ago although you’re it’s like self police and men go oh let’s not you shouldn’t like inappropriate is a vaginal word like that’s not a word lasses in appropriate like is that coming from a man like women say that I quit his job does a just laugh a little for a little like Dutch men are supposed is that we’re here to do file things and have you go home but now what’s with the balance since this is yin-yang the balance you’ve gotta live it up you gotta be a little more that’s the one right there see she got shout comfortable are you should be comfortable as are you can’t stick and see them sitting up straight and you’re just looking and he’s gonna do whatever you laugh right oh it’s not a good thing brother I feel it don’t get mad at me now he’s like well fuse back boys can’t type will read off Batman understand man I’m not excite but I do know I’m telling you wha like ladies let’s discuss it looks let’s discuss harassment for a second let’s just sit you feel it a little bit is this discussing what why can’t I harass you sometime I can never harass you never and I’m not talking about like I’m talking just at the job it’s unfair that I can’t harass you at the workplace like you look at how you looking and I can’t just a little something that has to do but you got to be careful just to say hey you look beautiful today that’s how messed up the game is I think you should be able to comment on any part of the body that you see if you I’m what’s your name listen now Jeannie no disrespect what if I work with you I swear to walk in and go oh beautiful titty meet you have work and because I see that but whatever the scientific term is I’m looking at mr. a 4.9 grade point average Wooster what the science term for kids the titty meet what’s the actual and it’s not the cleavage I mean the cleavage is the space in the middle I’m talking about the meet just to meet the titty and I’m not being filed just me you know whoa you don’t say just so I can go through the rest of the day without pretending that I don’t see which would eat you understand us and I mean let’s work out a deal don’t get me hired haven’t women work with men right is.
Like having a grizzly bear work with salmon dipped in honey like so now you dip the salmon in the honey right National Park grizzly bears and the salmon gets to walk through comfortable with honey fish and good morning Vancouver Island grizzly bears and the grizzly fans design hey anybody David growling aah what’s up bitch whoo oh my god Human Resources the Best Place grizzly bears is big grizzly bezel haha so like I can’t even go hey good morning fish the morning oh I can’t cut you like naw look at that let’s get a little bit of that fish no good get that honey oh my god FinCEN money and that’s my favorite usually I kill fish and eating them stuff but I just wanted to just that rub a little girl that’s oppressive like you shouldn’t even and it’s cameras everywhere you can’t do like weird stuff behind a back wave why would it be disrespectful I said push your name Tyrell if I go title now we work together and I can throw out anything me favor let me know when you get enough go to bathroom so I could sniff your that’s disrespectful doesn’t sexual but that keeps me from being like I think look I think there should be holiday a for lack of a better word harassment day but not that sounds whatever but I mean a day where I get to find out like because and this is why it should be harassed a day because women get to be inappropriate sexually all the time you get to be inappropriate and when I’m saying appropriate I mean say hello to me too close hi or some weird massage because you think we’re friends and you spawning a little kiss and he’s just like oh boy and you think in your hair man I wonder huh well harassment day allows you to be able to ask all year I say two Tuesday’s before Thanksgiving and it’s a beautiful day flowers and everything you buy a flowers you’re just real cool you walk up respectful you say hey how are you know good afternoon to a happy harassment day and you just like say listen I was wondering all year if you would suck my dick in a broom and you just be like no thank you I’m not and you play so I’m staying to keep the flowers I just thought I made a mistake I thought you was a hole all year I was confused I thought you was a ho but you’re not even when animals smell it on us they do animal smell something’s wrong like with the dog whisperer he got animals and I’m animal let me say this man I’m I what they I don’t know what the term is for extreme animal lover like I get sick when I see animals suffering and I know that’s contrary to popular belief somehow it’s spread out that black people and we Filthy Frank hate animals like we can’t stand dogs cats and I don’t get it that’s the news doing that so the only show dudes that Love Cats hate dogs like when the big stuff was happening what do you think of Michael Vick and the dog it’s just so every dude in shows like dogs me Oh throw it up drown a dog in a bucket right now with me a dog wears a muddler the dog get up children I hate all I Modern Warfare hate dogs and then they’ll show a Black Guy white woman like Tom kissing a dog in the mouth just to prove white people love dogs and then they go back to him and he’s mad like look at his dirty white bitch Tom kisses devil bitch don’t kiss enough a jackal in the mouth yeah devil look at Jaclyn Aziz like dad is like some weird boy they always want like you why he would be a war man for some reason how can you hate it people who hate animals like I don’t know I hate you but it’ll be hard it takes away a piece of how close we might if you go I hate animals like some I look at a baby see like oh I can’t wait to hit this motherfucking the same hey baby seals off shoot you looking at baby seal like you ever seen a sad animal commercials that come on like during 4:00 in the morning during Three’s Company free run and it catch you out of nowhere you’ll be watching three somebody’s and then an ESCO if he on like it’ll be a kitten and a slow-motion the kitten up and the kitten and it’s a pencil in his hand like somebody stuck a pencil in his face disappears okay not and therefore fun facts 15,000 kittens are stabbed in the head with pencils each year you like who is stabbing kidding in the face with pencils why it’s a pizza hey you know show a bunch of puppies shoved in a container or cup Oh peas and also missing your feet it’s hi I’m white lady I’m here to say niggas probably did it.
Fucking bitch jackal piss it home but I’m not saying that dog should be equal citizens either I love my dogs man but I can’t you know it’s wrong to train them and they out of control and I’m not really a Cesar Millan understand er I try with what my I got a wet see a little wet see a poodle I love my dogs man I let and I let him go to bathroom on the wee-wee pad in the house man okay and everything’s good when they dude it cuz I got a baby you know when I eat right do be nice little cool you know I don’t have not to scratch they just do they think and when do they think everything’s beautiful like a football and cougar about and everybody’s happy but sometimes they just decided on try me and go like they have a meeting and go you know what let me see laughing wipers on is good rug dirty boy let’s see what you pick up a we won’t do it unison one two three I had good I don’t and then other one peeking around the corner line all day okay and it was it’s usually the wet see cuz we got the cutest look the West he the got to sad like when I pull face like what are you doing oh come on man why would you do that this is I’m done I thought go ahead boy come on man everybody’s happy and then like cuz when I was younger this is all you trained dogs it was no it was easy you just put them down when they first get in the house and you just hide around a corner you know and you just you wait till they go to the bathroom waiting supposed to soon as these crunch up and go to the bathroom you got weight to the first and then you just run and you see chubby Spacey shake yeah how’s that feel shitty your face think of that oh yeah what these I wash and soak them out he decide pass me my boy pickle I’ll never shit dig like he may go there it will incinerate our first week well whoa some happened to me bad damn I can’t even get near here I’m gonna do heroin he getting near that spot I’ll kill you rope cross morning yo I’m trying to save you man cuz you are the future my friend cuz finish I’m stuck and relationship done this is a man in love this is the face of a man love in the face of a woman in love oh come alone but the face of a man in life is I like her and women I like whatever used it’s going why does it have to go somewhere it’s cold like back away here’s the best relationship in the world is when the R Kelly woman loves you and the man likes her so if I like and you love me that’s perfect section because I is like when that’s what he’s happy to see you and happy to hear and you doing things that don’t disrespect the happy you lie about liking sports and you do all kind of things I know that sounds like ridiculous but I’ll put it in vaginal terms for you cuz I see the faces like who and then guys go yeah like what forgot I speak fluent dude man I understand how we are I’m gonna tell you okay ladies how many times has it been a guy in your life or it doesn’t where there’s been men in your life who want to sleep with but you didn’t want to sleep with him zillions you can’t count it so what that means there’s a disability there meaning you are sec scible he wants to sleep with you but just cause you are susceptible don’t mean I’m sex of all right say anything with love just cuz I’m lovable doesn’t mean that you’re lovable – you’re just likeable to me you didn’t do for me what I did for you to feel that way instead of saying it is very simple so if you just wait for me to love then you use the item you might have to wait a while what men don’t have the option to muscle like you muscle us know you got either shit-or-get-off-the-pot we’ve been together this many months and it’s time for us to discover where like but man don’t say not like that’s a muscle you man that’s you know I can’t go look we’ve been going out for a week now uh it’s time for you roly’s man examples it’s been too long I’ve been buying you drinks and you got to either shit-or-get-off-the-pot but when your Scorpio Man woman loves you is very.
Difficult to get past that man a woman’s love is so beautiful man it’s not mental of is not as beautiful it ain’t cure cuz it’s a workers job I look at my girl laying now be like yeah ha oh man I want to call out sick from love I’ll be like damn but she’s sleeping right there everyone who give to call in sick boys I can’t make it to love you today I got a letter but when your woman love man you feel weird I try to start arguments with my girl all the time just so that she loved me less because she just the way she loved me it’s just too much I’m like damn it ain’t it’s not necessary but she loves man and love a woman embodies everything it’s like she’s concerned about my health ain’t no man in here ever ask how their woman’s health is ever crazy laughs ha come on up in together by the way bro 2 years have you ever answered a health question you never it ain’t happening remember we don’t know when she’ll Assize you check the city’s will for luck anybody’s fan of Anthony secretaries will look Sloane if you take pills for you man go have you taken your pills no we don’t give a shit knock your pills off the guy mover but he’ll do six sound like maracas around here you’re sick and it’s not that we don’t care about you it’s just the way we care is not the way you know men don’t care about health in general we don’t care about being sick I just be getting prostate sex every week I should be at least doing my own prostate check you can if your prostate swelled up you could put your own finger in your booty right to see if your prostate swell because you can’t put all of that I’ll never know cuz I’m not gonna sit up I’ll let my prostate fall out my ass over I’ll be walking it will fall on the ground I’m like is that my foot they just fill up my and I still won’t go to the hospital I call one of my friends on the phone and man you prostate fallouts answer what you do about it which is upset I put disgusting it’s of the love tell you I’m diabetic man and you know I’m not gonna find a woman that gives care just off the street so diabetes look I don’t cause well I don’t support it if I didn’t have it I could give her it’s just whatever dude really can’t eat cookies faggot I don’t think but I got that miserable disease is this one of this deteriorates just a bit disobey me ass because I can’t eat and drink what I want like I can eat as many vegetables as I want which we shouldn’t have all the Brussels sprouts you ever need it in there why can’t I eat pasta and cake what you can and it hard it’s like being addicted food is I’m telling you food is and everyday like I’d be like got my gum and food again I got to think about every day got think I go to sleep thinking about food tomorrow like what am gonna today I had salad and fruit tonight I’m gonna celebrate tomorrow by having a whole lamb Lee celebrate how good I ate yesterday it’s just the suffering and I understand being addicted any smokers smoking see and it’s like a nice young man in but you know a it’s know don’t you good people you don’t want to die you know smokers them like you just know you dying like and you gonna get cancer like you know.
You don’t get cancelled and you’ve given other people can’t see you like I’m not a bad person I just can’t keep it I can’t keep it down in my system man and then the pack of cigarettes they used to say things like cigarettes possibly might cause you to be ill it’s important your life now they say that will kill and you still and then you got the cigarette boxes in Canada yup see Canada’s me reminds they got dead babies on the Box I could just be a dead baby can you imagine smoking and rationalizing magic tell yourself you play man I’m glad I made it bad disease yeah I always when he started smoking but day-old Jesus slow down they can use a filter I saw some white chocolate covered what Oreos dipped in chocolate man I could it I was in tears like knowing I shouldn’t eat it but I was in pain like going oh my god and I’m talking myself I can’t eat these cookies man and they calling me and I’m praying to God and I’m lactose intolerant but like if I eat these cookies I got a drink milk – imma go out like a soldier’s like whatever then you say all kind of weird stuff you to rationalize eating them I’m like you know what I don’t need both my feet I’m not a ballerina I need his warrants I could drive my car I’m gonna tell you a quick love story man this is some of how much my girl loved me and it’s amazing um like I sound diabetic man but um you know it’s true story when we have sex we’re really dirty man we were really good we pee on each other in the hole but that’s don’t get past that because this is true love so I’m we’re having sex right about two years ago this happened when I was six and then afterwards she’s like you know that was good but I think we gotta go to the hospital get you checked I said why she said cuz your pee tastes like birthday cake isn’t that long you can get past the B.
Part that’s love right which is like all your pee is too delicious I don’t like that pig are you feeding my mouth you laughing this is like all my saw your pee-pee I don’t like the way I taste it tastes functions warm again you see these three goofy girls will say like maybe and I’m a little irritable it means you’re not going to love me to the degree that I need to save my life are you no I don’t need you I don’t need if you can’t taste my B and go something’s wrong you need to go check this side judge me as a woman bro how long you guys gonna go ten years Wow good come on to trap you good y’all gone thinking wrong you do nothing pretty much could it be push them you know what let me explain see just hit him in his arm I’m explaining something to you now quicker that a man goes wrong it makes him look like you go ahead to help you got it wrong quicker the woman goes wrong it makes you yeah look summation of time because say sex is a woman’s responsibility because men are trying to do it the first we meet look my protection is just I do this and I can go just naughty God please don’t let me get sick and die it is your responsibility yeah when did y’all decide to do it how long did it take bro how long did take it took a while with a while what’s a while of you hey did you do the old Bagley’s trick where you would just slowly like just try to put it in without and you just hopefully she stopped you that’s that old trick like okay alright it’s getting close and I think I’m gonna I ain’t got nothing on it yet and then it’s not getting real close she’s like no she gonna let me we folks are die happy put it is oh we call it sighs just let me go wrong but we won’t oh stop me and I can’t use condom no mores over condom DS I probably put a trash bag on my shit it just looks like the one I’m using laughing it’s just dead I have to see if my balls can fit in there too like I how’s that baby it both in is soft but his balls and dick is in there you okay how’s that bill build up you feel filled I’m gonna show you some ladies right let me show you something here’s why you should be responsible for safe sex I how many guys in here honestly have used a dental dam before so you know what a dental dam is you do no one’s ever used one before okay see one’s saying you see what I’m saying about the condoms y’all just like put that condom on but you know the dental dam is it’s a piece of a trash bag right about big as a napkin that you flip out and you lay it over woman’s vagina just in case you know it it’s pointed so protect us from imminent danger but we don’t use it cuz you’ll be insulted if I’m get away have sex with you and I pull out a piece of a tractor and you go Oh what is that oh I’m just gonna lay that over your vagina just in case it kills me I’m sorry what did you say and we see that face nothing forget it don’t even pretend I didn’t see that I’d rather die then this insult my way out of some pussy I’d rather just get what you got no offense but that’s us we are not like you understand that we’re good creatures special we are but we just not like you we’re not like we don’t tell the truth and the reason is because we cannot truth is a giver truth is a feeling that goes from your gut to your mouth instantaneously women get to be truthful you get to say and you say any kind of foul because you don’t have an editing it just comes up I can plus two is seven just say it I don’t care and you be like it’s for guess whatever come on talk about feelings and men don’t do that we can’t be honest with you man truth is cruel and we told you the truth all the time that’s cruelty men’s men go from our gut and then it stops at the heart where we edit it we edit what this was what this was going to be foul so I’m not going to say what this was and then it goes into the brain for further touch-ups you know analysis hmm okay I that sounds good and then you say it we don’t just spew stuff out man because how we really feel about you just it’s not cool I fix how we feel about you said ten years a national question honestly what’s your daydream on how to kill them here’s what you messin up I’m gonna tell what you messin up goes he says to me hey man you trying to get me do you see how we can’t tell the truth but the lie right means that he thinks about it see the fuel filter you should say I don’t think about filling my woman but go you wanna get me kill if I tell you I kill this bitch you’ll kill me so your mom’s will get it out now how do you feel it man just so she know how do you daydream about spit it out see looking at it’s all this I’m trying to let you understand what you’re dealing with I’m just saying the fact that you’re alive means you didn’t go through with it he’s just and I’m gonna tell you why guys think about killing a women it’s because we love you because I want you out of my life but I don’t want to hurt your feelings so I’d rather you be dead than to break your heart so we think about how do we kill this and get away how to do bro say I kill my girl put a pillow over head and shoot it twice with a silencer and the feathers come up and I look under the pillow and I still be opening close close I kissed her softly on her face but she’s dead you might as well spit it out for to help you now because it’ll be you can blame it on all the whole situation instead of later when she’s like so yeah I’m going to Riga right Cuban all Lord had like she’s whatever accent and whatever anger she does in Spanish she’s gonna be on you see miles will just say think about it is she gonna be on you what is it what are you know and look at I don’t condone violence against women but I do condone thinking about it because sometimes about how do I get you out of my face it’s just senseless what you do when a girl’s in your face I have 30 Calvin Klein black women because you know what this is probably more important away with me because Black Men white women you do stuff to get killed people kill you your husband’s kill you Short Hairstyles black women do stuff to get hit like they make you want to hit him cuz it be in your face like they can whoop your head like that everywhere you be like mama put this dish to of this tank don’t get in my face cuz I can’t even hit you I can’t even poke you hard I don’t oppress me like that what’s Yvonne do I wish you were like my god man get out of my face I’ve never hit a woman I’ve never needed to and I’ve been like wow man this would be so much easier if I could but just I got never even much the woman anyone missing everything must never get much you know what a mushing is you even know what mushing is veno machine is you did ya see look at the black girl right sighs shower but then he put a whole hand over it’s a non-violent movement when you’re in my favor and it’s it just moves you and sometimes a twist let’s just get out of my face please I don’t never one much nah I’ve never done it I come close but I’m too scared I don’t want go to jail over nonsense man jealous Alan do that push soon y’all I want to miss a girl get out of here she stumbled back crack ahead and no she’s laying on the ground doing the Hulk Hogan from the 80s like oh my god I’m lifting a hand I’m like the rubbery like all come on bitch please get up it’s good and on the third one I’m hoping she go like this I all I’m still living brother hey okay oh T Shirt white women though I’m gonna tell why you could kill and this is a I’m from Boston man I got a PhD in white people man I grew up around Calvin Klein white women you don’t scream at your men I never seen a white when I really go out a man what but you do something different you don’t scream but uh you say like really terrible things in his ear so only he can hear and it starts to like a brave and Whittle hitting spirit down like really found something nice like you know what your mother’s breath stinks once you get close enough to my I don’t have to it’s sink coming here and I’ve got a your friend Phillip I’m gonna by it soon as you go to work and then this is over years and you it’s all you got left is murder you just kill us so he’s like no more spirit left the spirit is gone serious man if you want to understand men ladies look I’m here for you I’m just telling you what we are what we are you know not who we are what we are just like what we audit that makes us struggle and really men are perfect creatures except for you no one like if most women would want to if you did have to give up power that you have which is our weakness that’s our weakness it’s very difficult I’m telling you man like I don’t want to be with other women ever like I want to just walk down the street and go I never need to look at another woman again cuz I’m with the last woman I’m ever gonna be I don’t hike but it ain’t real is just like no guy wants to cheat and hurt his woman man that hurts first of all think about what cheating is for second ladies cheating is a man he sneaks out of his own house to go like find some happiness behind your back so your feelings on her Shion is for you hot it’s not for me we don’t want to hurt if you give a lot effective tests to a man and a woman and asking the same questions man we would pass them both up to a point where it’s like asks a woman you love your man you love your family you love your home you love what yep all right you see Brad Pitt or Denzel Washington whatever standing there would you risk everything you built with your man just to sleep with him and women look they’re gonna wouldn’t and it passed the test they buy her you know is they look good but I wouldn’t ask guys the same thing you know boom love your woman the kids out yeah I you see that girl passed out behind a dumpster.
Could you risk everything for passed out woman behind a dumpster I don’t want to but looking at her with garbage on she looks so cute with garbage on yeah we’re just us three since Mother’s you never had a threesome discussion with your man after 10 years like just even talk to him about it just a talk likes it cuz it’ll make them one just a nice threesome talk make you feel like oh man just cool that she lets me get a little bit of that evil alright and by the way ladies a threesome is two girls and guy a girl be thinking what about is room two guys and a girl is a train that is me and him I don’t even know him hey better not look me in the face let’s take it just get to six of why you staring at let me smoke my half of the total get the stick of blinking at me while I’m tryna my half of the party damn we don’t have trained at it yet you don’t understand that right women don’t relate to that crap because you don’t understand how much uh forget sexual guy man hard it’s harder to find it’s harder to get sex than it is to find love I’ve swear to God women hold that Dave you got to be smooth to get I’m telling you to get through that because women I like the beefeaters from our England with the big hats and those these who goes there you sign it like charm your way into the palace and you just be like baby tickle she’s just you’re not gonna get through oh come on and that’s skill women oh you don’t have it and coz you don’t need it you don’t to have swagger to give something nice don’t you could just point edit you can look at a guy right touch his eye and go like this and go me and then you just point writer and don’t be sexy don’t be like Hulu just and he’ll look around for a minute to make sure it ain’t a trick play listen monsters is giving up Lizzie bad whatever – woman say no we’re like uh I’m trying to like make it.
So women just like understand a little bit of like this sympathize it’s we’re like sport fishermen this is what I’m saying that’s what men are we I mean being with one woman I mean for real ladies if you just says thank you to your man for being faithful just go Thank You Man thank you for fighting feeling like sane and if you is he told his friends that you thanked him for fight hard and not cheating his friends Eli did what like they would look at like you was amazing it’s simple men like the fish and the sport fishing is different from catching fish for food you just get it you get it you catch it and know you show your friends because you want them to know that you can Animal Crossing catch fish you take a couple of pitches so you can show people to fish that you have the ability to catch and then you release sit back into the water but a lot of women in here you have boyfriends or husbands you were fish that jump back on the boat and just was like flapping looking at me like cryin I was wondering you’re going to be fishing here again New York next week like yeah well other fish get off my boat it’s that how do you treat all the beers you be like oh god damn nope I’m sorry sweetie you the last fish I ever wanted to be where now you stuck with the last fish who was loving you and fighting hard to be on your boat then she got comfortable and now instead of doing this he’s like so we’ve been together for like a year now why do you still have a boat you like so what you’re trying to say I can’t Twilight Princess catch fish no more why are you judging because if I lose my ability to Stardew Valley catch fish then you not gonna find me sexy no more so you got to smell fish on me so that you know I can Harvest Moon catch fish so you can act right that’s my guys you meet your girl she was a ho like had hope like she was old booty this and that you gotta let her do that don’t start trying to trump her up and get a fat and get a file cuz that’s why you later I don’t want no woman that no other guys trying to I don’t want a woman that I could send to the store at 2:00 in the morning since nobody’s gonna try to rape her like I go look at some brand at 3:00 in the morning and cut through the alley bitches let’s talk to the junkies they don’t want a dang guys down alike and I’m just I look I’m asked to be fair to women um you know if look God has been very cruel to you being a woman as a preacher’s I think it’s just unfair I don’t wanna be a woman it’s just I mean like your period like I look at that and see what my woman go through every month like my nose bled every month think I would kill myself I was like oh stick something your nose with a string hanging out I take that out whatever you seven seconds or whatever and five days before your nose bleed you know it’s gonna bleed but you don’t know when so you just sitting there like when is my nose going to start bleeding all misers and then if your nose don’t believe when I suppose you like my nose is supposed to be bleeding by now I was over the hospital is not bleeding soon and y’all get horny my woman gets horny over it oh my god and I ain’t down with that and I see her face like if I would do it one time it probably changed her life like she would be just so grateful but I just can’t like someone was just lay out your little towels I’m young and I was gonna do it one time and then I google the whole cycle it’s all kind of so that Oh I sharpen the mop stick every month I just poke I go yeah get ah back get in the closet yeah fathers of raw meat under the door eat that for weeks get back it’s shocking like I know Luke like I said I’m 40 I can feel I can feel my sex drive right I still love women but I feel like I play everything like that but I still love looking at him I all but here’s what God did for men he turned my horniness into creepiness like so I could have a good time sitting at the mall watching chicks trying on sneakers at the footlocker with the creepy beyblade I’m good for the day but women you don’t get creepy you get one here as you get older it’s weird you want to do all your sex in between ages of 30 and 50 that’s when you want it but here’s how sad things are the value of vaginas only go from 18 to 29 we’ll see ghetto like bread not like.
Wine it I don’t want the way to bring me a vintage glass at wat you’d be like what you like a mystic who they ping keep it Johnny some of these punks monk reason you get eyes look looking ain’t got a better unit now you know the 89.9 okay what it is water since 89 I’m not saying you do not sexy a few of you 40 what I’m beautiful whatever I’m just saying 20 is just 2020 whose 29-yard you 11:20 I hear it on your voice you sound like you choose cigarette she just nice and soon as all you can hear what it cuz women who are not 20 did you see what happened she raised her hand fast older than 20 years ah I bet you pussy tastes like it is ridiculous but that’s the difference there between 40 old couch and 20 it’s the amount of time I wait that’s it 20 I wait forever just wait in the corner like oh it’s gonna happen I’m going to wait for this 20 year-old Ness 40 I want a date two days and then you guys start rolling them old drawers down from where it is pulled up to the bra I’m not saying you’re not sexy if it’s.
For not I’m just saying it’s the time I said like I want it now if I’m willing to eat some stale cracker day I’ll eat some stale cracker jacks but I want them right if I say having them sales package acts right then you go come in do to my life just throw them on the floor okay oh the box is open there’s no prize in it with a magnifying glass one peanut convicted I am making me crawl around the whole project and you will have a lab radec ladies if you it’s just not fun for you nothing’s fun sex isn’t fun this is so much fun for dudes cuz we got a money shot you don’t understand what it’s like to see the feel it’s like we both have orgasms oh but men have a receipt like we see it and it’s a payoff you be like I am satisfied cuz that’s what it is right you don’t think you’d be happier ladies if you could just have them if you could just shoot a couple of eggs in a guy’s face you just fine on top of the quarter you won’t be happy until soon ain’t just in there you go all there’s no cool go in the bathroom and wash your babies while they’re better oh why would a lies why are you so aggressive you like shut up faggot and hurry up make me a grilled cheese sandwich call your friends on the phone I just aged on the top of his head don’t tell your friends our business dad he already knows I ain’t going to top your head already call your mother