The success of Sanford & Son made Redd.
Foxx a star overnight a face and voice a nation now new but for more than 30 years before that red played back country juke joints keeping company with the likes of Bessie Smith Big Bill Broonzy Ma Rainey and the will Mastin trio starring Sammy Davis jr. payment was often a few beers and a place to change clothes next came the stages of black theaters on the south side of Chicago the East End of Los Angeles and up Harlem in New York Apollo Royal Regal the Southern Soul chitlin circuit was the only place black performers worked took me to 1961 I think it was 1915 – before I ever worked in the white club and that was it basic Street Eastern New York and I remember they opening night Steve Steven eating we’re there and I tried to clean my hack up for New York and for big-time nightclub in New York I got to clean my governess slowly going down the drain and so Steven he said and when I can office it fast do your real show that you’re known for while you’re here and just be you so I did in a next show it was unbelievable you almost realized standing ovation because people are standing up and he wasn’t leaving red foxes career has come a long way from those early days but his nightclub act performed almost every weekend in Las Vegas is much the same as it was on the Henry Louis chitlin circuit and yet despite nationwide and Network appearances Reds ribald Act has never been seen on television I think there’s gonna show it because you’re live do is good for television is long it’s sir and where you get to if you like or turn off if you like or pay if you are don’t watch me if you don’t see you know he does even know what I do and I’ve been doing it so many years nothing Lou the following home box office on location presents the uncensored act of an extraordinary comedian a unique performer who has never resisted onstage or off to speak lines the words that will create laughter for as farce out clean and let people turn dirty I consider normal because most people use the type of words I use to the day but I just don’t get it into light so as when I use them and it makes a payday for me ladies and gentlemen the silver bird.
Hotel and home box office are proud to present Eddie Murphy redd foxx as the biggest and everything in my life.
Thank you for being here hope you’ve seen me before if not you’re in for thrill cuz my son like egomania but I swear to God and three other white men you gonna join me maybe get no here you see who I talk about sex mostly that’s why people say dirty I’m blue gross vulgar dirty old man well let me tell you folks that’s a lot of shit I’m honest everyone here said shit if you never said shit before meet me after the show and let me slam your hand in my car being you say shit nigger shit.
You got the you doing these are normal reactions everyone groan you know I say shit only for one reason people do if you never vote she.
You’ve never shit .
How’s manly beard last night talking to.
My wife sister there it was crowding to brighten you can get all up here Oh another reason I said shit because I have a st. Bernard dog there’s 240 pounds he does not do you cannot give a dog ten cans of Alpo I expect him to do see st. Bernards shit that’s why you keep him in the yard if you had him in house there shit and come up the furniture my neighbor called see I got a yard full of shit they call the police and door miles groans shit they came out and Humphrey where’s that shit you’re going on the yard smoke eat that damn you notice that smoking light when I perform because friends a lot of thing worse than cancer a foot six black Nationals in alley with a hatchet manager the worst in Castle I don’t join no groups cause Louis groups give up pork and I’m not gonna give her a poke me with a crowd of people see guy told me once he’s had me how can you eat that filthy slime as a knife for hot sauce greens black-eyed peas can’t Steven did peach cobbler and a dying right Cola it’s his land right I lied honey the hell these people enjoy yourself get drunk tonight and throw up in a cab fucker become the Las Vegas to relax I mean you haven’t smiled to free me honey yeah husband and look like Jesus if you him I’m not surprised sir I mean master I knew you were coming that side on a big rock on the highway guess he had Roger Jesus coming I thought it was a movie oh yes you don’t like to Joe Holly I mean food sacrilegious not stubborn as sacrilegious I was altar boy I found out I couldn’t be poop as their photo I’m not gonna sit in the back of heaven think about that a minion come to you I’m like rubber night give me my shit while I’m on the ground I’m a little pie-in-the-sky I want a broad last night a chick asked me for hundred dollars like it was the exams just to $100 me with two good hands remember the war fellas.
Yeah I wake up in the morning $100 and jeans girlfriend $100 each wish I had some only cause me hundred dollars I cut it off and barbecue it $100 see I used to pimp yes you know yeah a pimp I had to damn cuz I’m too nervous to steal I had a good hold oh I had a good order y’all seem to get home backs we call him hoes fights call him whores seen him who is his hoes yeah I love a good old is how I only messed up once with my money that was the first time she messed with it in last the night she messed with not money we went to the hospital together so the doctor could take my foot out ass let me stop fooling around tell you a few funny story I know it’s true though a lot of folks here wearing glasses did you ever take time out to think how far ahead nature was planning us to put ears in the right place in case you had to wear glasses hi ears could have been somewhere else but if this meet one here my glasses would be on the floor either that I be wearing goggles see you can cut this meat off completely and still here because the hole is more important than me do you believe that no sir you don’t believe that put your money back you pocket see what if I ears that have been back here wouldn’t that be something you have to pull your pants down here when I’m saying can you imagine when the entertainer had to look at in case the crowd was really imagine that Jesus oh one thing no if he is we’re back here wouldn’t be demise whispering going home and I would have nerds in no fellas I might whispered to a chick you got a big ear yeah here’s a trick no dear sit out I mean this kind here’s a trick no dear I sit out I missed it on purpose for my wife’s idea have new wife and she said missus but I’ll try to make it look hard so I’ve been trying to make it look hard for the wife and never dry dead fellas don’t leave please I don’t need that I had that a Marine as right clap all these stories I’ll tell you about yeah I’ll tell you what your reaction will be to my next round see I get it a punch line have these silenced giggles and Snickers then laughs watch at these two girls walking down the street in one girl hush the other she’s hey girl for the cross street in that your husband coming out of the florist she said yes damn he’s got two dozen roses she say I’m have to keep my legs up in the air three days a girlfriend look that shit well why don’t you get a vase that’s where the land funny that’s me.
Throw your neck back and enjoy yourself he’s pretty fish I like white women I mean personally I don’t want no white one you see me with a white woman I’m holding for the police cuz I’m no fool I prefer an Margaret over shirley chisholm have a fair bit buzzes Dick Butkus oh boy he had some ugly women in the world in it I love him see I love our miracle they don’t ask for too much cause know they ain’t going nowhere not really now it takes how many great ugly women in the world I mention a few left vest out because he stands alone dan has a the back moment – but you never be others miss Roosevelt – your boss ugly woman ever been here I saw miss Roosevelt’s picture in Jet magazine and got a soft on see I talk about niggas in army cause niggas are holding black people back I know that’s confusing to your Bon Jovi white friends but there is a difference see my parents a mix down the line you’ll see that or else I’m a semi albino somebody missing my family look at his thin lips I can hardly taste barbecue semen black people are taught to love but I find it hard to love midgets that’s the only thing I hate it’s a goddamn media all of them I’ll give it color they all hate them all is a standing order to do it there didn’t Maitre D’ no midgets I mean that see I don’t know what about midges rounds neighbors you know I look up at you like hey he won’t simply get out of my way real short I can’t kick high as I used to but I put my foot into midgets ass don’t getting in the Romney I don’t wanna yeah you try to be nice to me you’re standing converse with them they standing there breathing on your fly I don’t like that I don’t nobody breathe on my fly unless they serious didn’t show you let’s pause here a moment they drink a toast to human beings around the world and what makes them laugh at faces shit water did you ever get drunk and go home and sit on a toilet and throw up in the face bowl hey you thought no one knew did you I’ve been drunken that I sat in the baseball and threw up in a toilet no kidding I came back a half-hour later.
To put some cold water on before head and I reach down into Facebook uh they got there I don’t remember eating that he knows lady you don’t have explained until me that’s good you’re married that’s better yeah I think if you your love you don’t need license you need linen you really in love you need gargle checkup then if you don’t like each other pack up I got married up I’m at a Korean pretty maybe saw I married the enemy because I’m an American War veteran I think if you can’t beat good him I’m going home tonight do my part for America that’s right I’m into me thank you lads so nice eze MIDI this you were darker a toast English humor the gentlemen’s you never argue with a lady you should dicker Chinese humor.
Confucius a crowded elevator smell different to midget African humor where do you get from the.
Elephant’s trunk to six-foot buggers Mexican humor why does it have hair around it to keep me from looking like a to get reform I mean double now you have to hold your head sideways when the meat don’t fall out yes yeah beggar that’s weight laughs that’s why I love to see girls laughing to enjoy life because it’s rough out there how you look like my face right at you Evelyn another toast miscellaneous what is a sardine is a little fish it smells like a finger you never know what goes over yo what’s.
The difference between meat and fish hard to beat you fish yes good hello debuted cigarette.
Relaxing has much more have you smoking 42 years I don’t have cancer not probably have someone eat cancers adds lotta people worry about their diet so they can live your music they give up cottage cheese and apple sauce livering begging him and he bought potatoes spinach acquittee not as tough sugar butter lard just so they can live in that dumb you don’t feel like a goddamn fool in that hospital dying from nothing you hate to laugh right out loud aren’t you virgin uh I’ll tell you by my wife earlier she forgot you know she was bugging me years 15 months now for ring when I get ringing it was Jasmine for you and I didn’t ringing when I did ring I’d said soon let’s step out this tub you get ring zion.t kenosha don’t know farmers feel American I was born here my father was born here his father was born here his dog was brought here but fishing too close to the river in Africa that’s his black ass right above the show come on nigga goddamn in North Carolina that’s where things happen for you yeah I could have been a king maybe knows it’s right you know handing out Africa I mean when they were marching people started screaming in the suburbs back to Africa with them back then I say back down with who shit I never Africa you’ll send me homes in East st. Louis Missouri 4461 in right top floor Africa buddy Riley like standing the jungle with said man fifth column soon as an alligator shoes that’s not hunting carbs I’m here all.
The way and I could live a lot of things in the country had I been a politician I could have been my grandfather Harlem Nights redd foxx the first one the first black politicians in Mississippi ran for the border and made it and he broke his stride he was in Quebec I mean movies he a lot of things took a lot of whites today 1978 think black people talk bad but you fail this time realize my friends at Southern Lights told Africans English think about that a moment the Africa did nothing about this year no huh yawn doing wrong and get it in a row and swanny not African southern white Ataris an all-boy goddamnit I didn’t do you get that there I do you get down over yonder uh-huh now chunk it over here boy chuck it Africans in Google which me junk that shit yourself and you you’re rednecks I’ll avenge you I ain’t missing nothing you and your mama both kiss my black ass but if you no understand African get you gotta get that dress on backwards Jesus the baby will never go hungry I hate big titties how they slow you down this is a semi nice guys some of your folks I might never prove it to in here let me square this way for you made a sign out front said XXX rated show that’s what it is that’s why I put that up XXX rated show that means what’s been happening now you knew that so don’t sit up in look here for me Jesus knows you’re crooked Christian asses in here we heard the song you can’t hide you can see through this ceiling like Clark Kent knows in here he sees you in your motel room laying up that buck naked with some superb freak he sees you he recognises the back of your head and he knows you’re not bobbing for apples cuz that’s November hey here’s some story this lady call her doctor she’s a doctor she said I hate to take it this but you’re giving me the wrong harmless pills I’ve said this is Norman Samson said I could make a mistake like that I’m 47 years in business I couldn’t do that she said this is man you gave me the wrong Side Effects hormone pills she thought to say well how do you know I gave your own Human Growth hormone pills well I got hair growing down my chest she’s a doctor say well how far down is it growing she said down to my dick if you have kids I don’t have any kids.
My job yeah Holly you folks are married aren’t you children how many three children answer you a that’s right she’s a mother three times did you I bet you never thought you lad when the black dude called your mother burger and that’s things are changing around the country no kiddin that I feel Bell hey basil and you tried bandru long take under those I enjoy yourself I’m about Hannah’s ridiculous bought me my first impression Eskimo going to toilet state it was two.
Buddies there’s two good buddies one guy he was a practical joker so he bought one those rubber dolls you know he’s selling in the stores maybe you got one hey you blow him up me life-sized on know you put a little grease on him and he brought me down grease it he’s putting his bed he could put the cup over and called his buddies he man I got a chick off his she’s too much for me I can’t handle about myself he said hurry on over here before he could hang up the phones but his color those who a she said she’s in the bedroom his buddy went in the bedroom was in the bedroom about one minute he came back outside he said man where’d you meet her he said god damn you better see what happened he said man what a friend I bit her on the neck and she farted and sold it out to well these are necessary you know that’s.
Why when I met your religion I mentioned the Lord but he was wonderful the Lord created the fart he created the fart then put a smell in it so the Deaf could enjoy if you were up here you see some of the.
Faces no just from the word fight I mean he’ll that’s nothing to be upset about I mean think back remember so long around here just fighting you know back he was getting on do they just black me began I must be black alight on knife I was born same loser he’s makeup but neck and put my knife on I’m black lot of light say they want to be black now yeah we’ve been black all the time I never heard him wonder if you call us Negroes son of a bitch there’s always a black son of a bitch winning but make up your mind my friend what are we should I’m black cause people are colors black white yellow brown and red there’s no Negro in the crayon box that was heavy with you so she’ll come in I got a drop one name in every nine in because I am back see niggers and superstitious you can tell the difference see niggas believe him ghost grab his feet and Bad Luck black cats I’m black I don’t even own that shit if I see a ghost i’ma cut it hey Polly fire said made goes a throat cut won’t be no more goes you couldn’t make it I gotta put a sheet on say boo no we’re cool cook clamoring beer and check a boat tablecloth and rabbit’s feet nigga I got a rabbit’s foot be lookin when the rabbit lost it they do Don finishing that damn foot with claws on the tiger suitor get the body where the media is and wrap some greens asleep dead round as in feed your children foot and in Green Eyes black cats you’ll kill your whole family in the station wagon ducking a black cat I run right over the Jerez I’m not gonna wreck my $84,000 Rolls Royce oh no 6-inch cat as bad arithmetic way I figure it 84,000 goes over 6 one time with nothing left over the cat lovers hate me with fucker Manny people need dogs today see when a burglar come to your home in here’s yo break right in get your Doberman that yowls if you got yourself something don’t can.
I love animal myself but only thing I don’t like rats I mean don’t you turn around every night in say oh you know dream leader look up at me seen you before when you killed I never marched you never saw me marching did you buzz it’s hard for a man to get out van margin is somebody run into a crowd pop him upside the head with an axe Hamill and all these boys doing they and harm we shall overcome as is she I don’t want to overcome I’d go crazy let’s leave like it is it’s my fifth.
Pack today my business I’ll leave you with something friend of mine quit smoking got killed by tobacco truck ran over clean lungs like me I’m a war veteran I was there we in service I was a hero and I want a mission it but you forced it out of me how’s a hero who do you think they named the foxhole after Hoover towers there I backed up so far in one battle I bumped into a general he said why are you running as it I’m running because I cannot fly you kidney it’s tough in the service you.
Were there when well you lived in it don’t liner see a lot of people lie about yeah you call it in here twiddling your thumbs when stock market doing bad I know you’re into big money I can tell big door and I see it it’s like he’s staying poor people oh he’s looking at you like they want something another thing I don’t like I don’t give a goddamn old people don’t enjoy me because you’re not gonna be fans long anyway but hey it’s a little kid when it was in school a teacher asked all the kids go she said I want you kids give me a sentence using the word definitely so little girls subs a teacher this guy is definitely blue she said no Maryann shit when storm clouds fill the sky it’s not definitely blue she’s around her little girl said teacher the grass is definitely green she’s a no Joan when the Sun shines down hot on the grass is brown dirt so it’s not definitely green so little boy stood up said teacher yeah a son teach she said yes Billy what is it he’s a hmm right now hmm civilian when you break wind does it have a lump in it she said no Billy he said I have definitely shit don’t look at me the kids said it.
Little-bitty white kid oh I want to mention something else about white Singh that we all look alike when it’s absolutely wrong Katt Williams white friends carry your own burden it’s not black people they look alike it’s you then look alike all y’all are just white look around the room are they all alike but look at us the chocolate rainbow black people all different colors that walnut burnt almond chocolate mocha pecan vanilla yellow mellow light bright and damn their life did you see that you know Lena Horne don’t look like Esther all’s that clit beautiful I can handle it yeah I named my second wife I never get her wait 62 pounds when we got married 62 pound seven years later 310 pounds I stopped speaking to her she walked in the house and I said mmm she thought I loved it because when she got into bed I rolled toward her I like to make you laughing you’re.
Shaking so bad that’s good some people just hate to have fun yummy they do just come out mad for some reason no nice-looking couple over there that’s good a brothers inspecting hit gold hey listen because we gotta sing now see that’s for diversion yeah or whatever you call it continuity no need Shannon go to college knew I wasn’t going to college Lana get in high school didn’t matter to me cuz they were teaching Unger get me now little boy blue come blow your horn she you’ll break your neck try to blow you want your horn blown you need a friend and other poor cheetos well my pussy tell in the well I could drown out 15 house in the whale baby head first you ever go to will maybe gonna sing this tune that everyone knows you in school all of you remember row your Row Row boat gently down the stream merrily life is but a we’re gonna sing that together no solos just blend on the downbeat row your Rock Rock boat gently down you’re on once more all the good-looking people wait a minute ladies fell over here please don’t sing during the good look at people sir now it is singing look like somebody’s shit in his face now let’s try this again only this time just min row your Roll Roll boat gently down.
The stream merrily life is but a dream now you others come on now I know it proud of this size.
Got to be one fag in here well yet maybe they know about daddy – well I guess in the closet hate.
Something else I wanted me to do we have to sit be a bridge good yeah well the hell happened oh yeah mmm that’s good dudes you to hold I mean two girls are talking I’m on them as I said do you smoke when you finish Jose I don’t know I never looked yeah it brings up see he’s beautiful.
Am I you’d be able to do as you like children no yeah you could get angry both of us got knives social draw you want to do another tune I know you all noticed my own composition it’s a love it seems to be recorded by Frank Sinatra it’s called I love you darling if you never have any Lil Wayne cash money in during your City Lights entire life in this world but I won’t be with you darling if you never have any Net Worth cash money in during your Project Organize entire life in this world or anywhere else you might go with nothing because I don’t need nobody help me do bad I can starve to death by myself sweetheart so try and forget me but always remember that I love you lower than any woman I’ve ever known in my life because that night I went up your house and got drunk and fell out on the college we went to sleep you didn’t mention under money was left in my wallet because you must have known deep down in your heart if either came to and found some of my hard-earned money gone I went home he got a 2 by 4 word I’ve been soaking in motor oil since 1939 not a game back to searching for you if I found you anywhere on earth with any portions of my money in your bag and I took my crazy to buy for knowing that it wouldn’t break band or splinter and try to cave your skull in with it blues BB King might do it dude hey brother is that a goal dude in your mouth don’t you go together with a goal dudes on the legs are digging mine in your face nigga tried to rob me in New York three months ago can you imagine that nigga don’t stick up a black man when that dumb nigga don’t rob Zorro this nigga jumped out to a lead didn’t have gun a pipe or brick all he knew was karate jumped out answers to stick-up I got a black belt as a Lego needed to lower your black ass in the I want to meet you going to heaven that’s important to me go into heaven religion is weird I was a Catholic spoke Latin phonetically but it was weird you go into heaven and they lower you in the ground if you go and help them they don’t look you’re a stir balloon take you’re not air they got facilities now I need gravy I’ll be condominiums where people can live not I mean do you not mean I could have been a preacher nice diamond ring you got there Rufus have a beautiful tan my goodness even do you could go to get all by hi Yolo a different ring I mean hey I want to plug my ladies album and my only album in the last 15 years I’m not gonna make another until this one sells no have album calls you got to wash your ass and if you that if you don’t have it please buy one and mail it to your home anonymously so your mate can hear it because it’s important to know about hygiene you remember Black Flag look how easy they forget nobody it’s so true you got to wash eggs you can let your armpits go a couple of days maybe but not J’s how could you tell somebody I love you darling knowing in your heart you haven’t washed your ways and another thing men stop wearing High Waisted white shorts Labor Day white shorts can wreck your marriage you love a failure romance Blue Shirt white shorts know why because every wash day all of your Plus Size white shorts got a brown stain in the seat your wife don’t want that shit you’re driving her crazy man every wash day she’s down there talking to washing machine grown man shit his pants everybody shot every 49 years old dish in his back well friends don’t do that to her please don’t do that to your lady get you some Brown polka dot shorts and let us search for the spot but never again white another thing is important when you’ve been out of the street for five six hours you can’t go home and jump right in the bed you got to hit that thing with the washcloth you’ve been walking going to tallit in the restaurant back you call it again on the elevator in the cab in the club in the toilet in the club back in the gap of steps you got to hit that thing with the white cloth don’t lay down dry anymore come to bed damp only Euell Gibbons would eat in dry Bush country in fellas jump in a hot shower and wash them wild hickory nuts and your cucumber for you unfortunates your gherkin but don’t lay down dry again because.
When you get on those covers dry you get to make love it gets hotter than those Cubs you can start shredding your arm pitch table yes nuts and everything it’s a sweating funk begins to grow see bills and those conditions is to be turning it spinning pretty soon you got a typhoon under the covers you have any grazing you roll off you try to catch your breath good cover settled back down and push it all that out the end of the covers choo damn honey get your raincoat I think is shitting oh no it’s you know your muggy day Oh watch ass and you folks you’re done you lot for coming win some money while your Las Vegas see you next time thank you.