There it all got to get them hold duxi no prince shine my shoes get my best tonight I gotta look my best Lulu’s got to get half a book somewhere shine shoes my hair get myself Lulu’s back down.
Right now just about time we want you to sit back relax and get ready for a thrill let’s get our hand together bitch of stage the one and only Chicago that topic Chicago now show you around bet your bottom dollar you lose your blues and Chicago the down that bill is Sunday good foot down State Street they do things they don’t do all I know you’ve heard I was dirty and blue vulgar nasty Roche well that’s a lot of shit you folks it might cringe when I say shit you’ll hear plenty time this I only say shit because I’m too old to stand up and say do I smoke it’s smoking 44 years I don’t have cancer now I probably have something I would eat it up a lot of people Cold Turkey quit smoking that’s wrong you got to leave here somehow friend of mine Laser Therapy quit smoking got killed by the batter truck you folks it don’t smoke I’d like you to know that you’re gonna die from something else but you’re gonna die nobody able to stayed here if they did where’s Abraham Lincoln tonight I’ll tell you he’s somewhere in a long coffin with that tall hat those had to never come back to style unless you want to take one on a picnic ticket um the woods and shit in it you folks in know smoke what do do.
When you finish he jelly beans speaking of big pussy.
Okay and I won’t speak of it but that he.
Is sumbitch any fellas think back bellow remember the Home Buyer first time you check it out clothes it’s a ugly sound bit they develop look that like Sameera desire as a Christmas present from Betty Ford Oh goddammit go ahead move you laughed.
At Sammy’s I closed to tell you the truth I’d rather be riding in the car with Betty forward gonna be riding in the car with Sammy Davis cuz I know you can see with one kid no that’s widows I talk about sex and I know some of you here tonight thinking about and the girl next to you is wondering if you thinking about it girl asked me a couple of weeks ago she said can you me and hurt me I see you got damn right so I and hit in the head with a brick people have said I was dirty because.
I’ve said shit well to me is not dirty is only dirty when you don’t wash up now I believe that if is any proves here I could say intercourse but if you doing it right you fellas tell the truth in your whole life you never heard a girl say oh here to coach me no they don’t say that girls are clever but they know what they say intercourse me you were might fall they tell like it holy right there don’t move it I who like talking the is it good is it good all daddy’s good shit is better string beans speaking of muggy nigga tried to rob me in New York about a month ago now wasn’t that dumb a nigger gonna stick up a black man it is a difference I’m black people of colors black white yellow brown and red they had no Negro in the alright go get me a black dude he’s.
Fucking thin lips they get the job done I hate them though I can hardly taste barbecue yes I eat pork that’s why I never join no those group you had to give up pork should have all never did nothin to me you think about it a pig is no uglier than a cow you look at a cow sometime with it big 3 Week snotty nose and them dirty tits one thing I can’t stand is a Sore Throat snotty nose I’ll clean up a dirty dick I hate big titties they slow you down who wants to stop there see nowadays girls won’t hit it shot quite a guy and as one question fellas when I was this question look in your lady’s face you said with another couple looking his old lady favor question girls if you love head and want some this morning smile Tommy honey did you hear the question goddamn don’t sit up there like you know all of Roberts present robbers Oh ain’t that a hell of a name for a preacher sound like you might eat the congregation let me tell you a good story about a preacher he was an old couple passed 70 Oh them sitting in the front room of rocking listening to the radio they were comfortable because the home was almost paid for they’ve been living there and while those faith healers came on.
The radio a couple were listening real tense the faith healer said I can heal tonight you want to be healed put one hand on your radio line and put one hand on what you want healed so the old lady was listening closing she reached open went ham on radio put one hand on old tired heart started saying is it what the hell I take a chance he put one hand on the radio and sneak one hand down left his wife little Adam she said her but the man say could he’ll not raised the tonight I’m a talk about children I don’t have any true to myself but I did write a poem for children this Christmas poems acrylic children this Christmas bells and Santa’s elves and presents Neath tree the kids are all in Slumberland it’s a quarter after 3:00 in the morning that’ll be laughter children playing with their toys make you wanna choke when they’re make it so much noise that’s something else I want to clear up tonight see four years motherfuckers been attributed to black people no clear that shit up tonight the world let’s define it mother fucker that means if your father you’re a that’s right she’s a mother in G you.
Fuckin hate how think you get tha no you ever see a nine pound tongue in the pepper I’m glad I don’t have any children oh I had a vasectomy when I was 13 I knew the end I didn’t want no crying in shit round knobs laughs but that’s what happens you get kids crying and shit go to hospital and pick them up and shit your hand and they cry somebody shit in your hand usually cry as well I think the Lord beginning the ass don’t belong in pants the ass belong somewhere to act oh you cover your ass all up to everything let me put drawers on your heads pants and socks out my bloomers are showing there ask any breathing smother your ass to death dad should be in the palm of the hand right there that’s where nice place for a can walk right on the toilet get things taken care of you know paper so I’m gonna make it man the traffic accident smack the shit out of glad I’m a no kid because I know myself as a youngster she was three of us triplets it read and Fred by the truth triplets born 15 minutes apart my dad came the hospital he saw his land and the crib he looked at my mother he said Mary you pick out the one you won’t but i’ma drown your mother too she and I always been lucky hey brother got a Cap Uk gold tooth in your don’t smile with that South Africa gold tooth when you get back to the ghetto please on them niggers a bigger mine in your face I usually called Adelina to me nigga don’t mean nothing really it’s in the dictionary she get used it to the dictionary nickels are lazy and shiftless as the definition niggas are lazy and shiftless that means we got some white niggas to education cause I didn’t go to college knew I wasn’t going to college you and I didn’t get in hostel how’s their they went teacher nothing they were teaching me filth in school well my pussy fell in I like to draw one out of 13 ah that’s all right baby and add another one little boy blue come blow your horn you’ll break your neck try to blow your own you want your horn blown you need a you ever meet when them girls it I never gave anyone any hit before never in my whole life never meet one of them I met one I never gave anyone any and I see you goddamn lie this is my Home Buyers first time I see your goddamn lie and this is your Promo Code first time don’t I feel teeth well have you get to my Crossword Clue main subject my Ajanta Caves main subject tonight is the fart we both looked at me like the fart yeah the fire don’t look at me I had nothing to do with it the Lord created the fire and good as smell in it so the Deaf could enjoy I think the Lord up on that odor we see if I had created the fart automated smell like coffee that way if someone farted in the morning you think breakfast was ready the Lord knew we needed to fight how.
Else did you eat a big bowl of beans inside a cabbage sweet potato slice little onion is a peach cobbler in two Pensacola’s and not be able to fight hell in two days you’d be a balloon in a root in a week you’d be a rocket here’s a guy with a nice smile on the can I ask you a personal question did you ever go to the movies and let out one them quiet farts and sit there and watch people move these things happen here’s a nice-looking gentleman here class Bujji imagine question did you have a fight and blame it on the dog one thing I’m happy about girls don’t fight no don’t they poot but remember fellas to boots eagle a so if you hear to scatter that’s all listen something else it was a big fad made in Las Vegas he must have weighed 300 pounds she couldn’t do it not at 300 and a pocket of gas formed in her lower abdomen she was cleaning up the room she was in the bathroom spraying pants all around the toilet plenty pants up Shh everyone was poppin fresh this guy started working down I mean she had to fight but defeat the guests were in the room she said shit why don’t they go out somewhere cuz you went out hallway to fight it’s a big word coming to hall with a luggage is it shit what am I gonna do so she spied the elevator she jumped on his elevator and shut the door and she cut loose BAM.
and you dig up pine-sol and spread it all around the elevator Pliny finds all and the doors elevator open and a drunk that on she’s it wasn’t matter with you it smell.
Like somebody’s shit a Christmas tree because it is a trick no honey sit down I mean this kind see don’t give me that sloughs me down beside I had that in the Marine Corps I caught it off a rifle yes I’m a war veteran and I was there World War two who do you think they named the foxhole after Hoover I backed up so far in one battle I bumped into a general is it why are you running I said I’m running because I cannot fly you I backed up but I wasn’t afraid no sir I was not afraid I don’t know what that I was slipping in I can only tell you it was round and had corn in it I guess we both never shit look back is all corn huh Oh sir dantella God am I indestructible corn stay in shit three days and will not dissolve corns a -shit agent make bricks out of corn never shit a brick let me tell you my Disney tried to rob.
Me in New York this nigga jumped out of a lien didn’t have gun a pipe or brick all he knew was karate jumped out Alison stick up I got a black belt I said well they don’t need it to lower your black ass in the black belch kid I had a 38 in a green speaking of big pussy this lady called her gynecologist he.
Said doctor you’ve given me the wrong hormone pills and I’m sick and having a lot of difficulty I was in his atoms in 44 years of practice I never made one mistake he’s everything do you think I gave you the wrong hormone pill I don’t think I know you gave me the wrong doctor said how she’s I got hair growing down my chest I was ill how far down is it growing she said down to my dick motherfucker.
Modern things the modern living my first wife I never get her and I’ve tried the woman was so petite at the wedding she wait 72 pounds smoke size one I could pick her up in the crouch and play head waiter your dinner is seven years later the bitch weighed 305.
Hi ginger seven years later the bitch hate everything but me husband called our first argument as they were just kissing clean as my face at the time I was a mechanic 305 I stopped speaking I just walked in the house it she couldn’t dig ahead I climbed up on her one night for helmet it took 15 minutes in a nylon rope she says it in I said I’m through caught a wrinkle on the way up this other lady out there yeah she went there gynecology closed she said doctor people don’t want to be around even some reason I go to dance no one asked me to dance I quit a nightclub people move she said help me doctor Doc’s take off everything oh you lose hang up there and get up on the table and put your feet in the stirrups is that first well your breath in my face she said now get off the table stand here and bend over where I can examine you she bent over and the doctors start examination.
Doctor said you have zactly he said what.
Is it you have zactly you see what the hell is a curly is a you breath smell exactly like your age oh that’s this old black happy journey a lot of people don’t know song that was written by black guys where it told such a low bump on a motorcycle essence you’re it all right in your hand pretty girl over there wish I liked white women my wife’s Korean I married the enemy I think if you can’t beat them good veteran first guy asked me how did you marry out your race how’s the a so when I marry a duck I’m had a woman from the human race okay what color you are on the light goes out it becomes the question of who that’s right pretty but that way you just don’t break my glasses we gotta say now we’re gonna sing a tune everyone here remembers watch on the downbeat god damn there’s a guy with a head kind of clear and one back there in the middle you see him sir you with the beard look back then see your clone and y’all sitting close together and lean y’all head in real close look like somebody’s ass they look you didn’t get angry did you don’t get happy no and you know black people carry knives now jigna was in the paper two weeks ago I bought a knife but then the baby’s a tall black that you were carrying that doesn’t shit let me hurry up and get me one I didn’t know that I’ve been can I speak thirty two years we’re gonna sing row your boat gently down the stream merrily life is but a dream everyone please all the good-looking some of y’all should’ve been singing I widow chicken Las Vegas couple weeks ago as need $400 $100 dafuq she said hundred yeah Haji we’ll sell a car wish I had some only cause me from about I cut it off in barbecue Lee I don’t live with nobody as well drop in for a few minutes and some of them hundred-dollar chicks you can drop right in.
Hundred my ex-wife I pay my excitement I had three or four whenever I paid $5,000 a month alimony for ten years I gotta feed it means that ever never stop working even when I’m in the hospital I gotta work 5,000 won thirty six hundred thousand dollars sir have you ever seen six hundred wasn’t pussy it here’s the white guys he never puts out of Judge big Lansing that much you need a Mack truck tall and much puzzles think just high she’s pretty that’s your right No marriage is wonderful divorce is not too bad but alimony function that’s a big fella there how would you wait back how’d you weigh that but 232 a little bit more up fifty to forty two hundred and forty pounds I need to be around when you he’s had you imagine a 240-pound fight coming at you better have on a wetsuit then you guys go diving down into the late wherever you go rivers guys you have a fart in a wetsuit bubbles come read out the neck sharks be swimming away from you bad damn the Lord up quite a few times a lot of people don’t do it but me not being an evangelist I can say so Lord certainly up when you Brigitte Bardot created woman I expected that yeah well I’ll prove my points though I did up when he Nars God created woman for years people thought the Lord was polish who else would build a snack bar next to it’ll come to you later on tonight then I wrote another song oh you’d be surprised I play beleve and I have that bit of an accident kids were playing baseball in the yard one young see the home run through my bedroom window it’s my wife right here like they broke three of my fingers these three he’s at home run – miserly it would have broke my skull that’s why I tell people wherever I go set up try to look pure for your friends Jesus knows what your crooked Christian has been doing he sees you them hotel and motel rooms laying up there buck naked freaking off he recognizes the back of your head no you’re not bobbing babbles knows it I used to preach myself I found out I was crooked and quit actually I quit because I was crooked I quit because I got tired of showing those sisters the Holy Ghost hey Belle yeah lose little hair huh don’t worry about it girls don’t care it’s not hair it’s what it grows on girl has Knievel’s me eight years ago I’m Adelanto bow like I said they ugly but they taste a show me a husband who won’t I’ll show you a neighbor who will hi neighbors who asked me for $100 afternoon hundred dollars shit to think I’m a goddamn idiot yeah it mean fifties in with the cold cream his and wake up in the morning satisfied.
With $99.50 my mother that’s right fellas let me tell you fellas don’t be ashamed to jack off anymore new world people don’t give a shit he’s yours beat it girl jackoff – I’m the thing they said no all the time they don’t need you I know that I got a movie call girl checkoff also in color beautiful I sweat 30 times last night I know that stroke.
See how is it different.
Like a guys on a train with one time you have been on a train you Money Train st. Louis one day we went on the train we took this girl up in the woods by 100 of us we lined up I was 75th yeah I got a bad draw out the cap I was standing there with a beach town sponge in the water holes and a mop and a gallon of fantastic see I’ve been tense before so I knew it said if it was gonna be like this girl lay down on the grass and open her legs and all the mosquitos died hornets nest a lot of oak two wild dogs fell out Oh God years ago girl didn’t smell like they do now I swear to you they got stuffed now girls they got douche powdered with different flavors you’ve tasted them fellas yeah different flavors now lady bought some at least I hope it was tuna all different flavors tutti-frutti macadamia nut anything you like rice that’s another thing I want to bring up any Chinese here tonight none one of them good I came to see my show Chinese you watch them Chinese remember you heard it here watch them it’s 1 billion Chinese 1 billion must admit you red-blooded Americans they’ve out us 5 to 1 what did they sneaked over here try us to let him come god damn and I’m a bedroom I’ll take care my bath can I have my album please hey God there yeah those give up the man boat this is my friend son skipper they took these children this is my ladies album I made it five years ago I’m not gonna make another one until we there’s a good album – it’s about love caring and together close being physical love hygiene that’s the important fact hygiene the toughest thing in the world have to turn they’ll make one night say you’ve got to wash she knowing how difficult it is I said it for you in this album you’ve got to wash your eyes you folks up there with binoculars buy one of these albums and mail it to your home anonymously now if the postman brings two albums then both of y’all watching it’s a two-way street no don’t be his team if I’m not in sir this is not Merv Griffin Show you know like the show bend over I’ll Drive you to Dallas get one see let me explain the oppose you can let your arm bitch go a couple of days maybe but not your ass how could you tell someone I love you darling knowing in your heart you haven’t washed you ace I’m not talking about your whole ass I’m talking about your hairs oh you’d be surprised the pollution that can be found in an area the size of a or 50 cent piece or a silver dollar now you know your ass better than I do but you got the washing tell me how could you turn around in bed with your loved one upside down to 69 and have washed ass to coin a phrase when you sixty-nining your ass ain’t but one inch from your loved ones nose one inch don’t do that to someone you love wash eggs you lay there thinking no one knows shit the nose knows another thing that can wreck your love life and this is for you fellas men stop wearing High Waisted white shorts please tell us you got to stop wearing Labor Day white shorts you know why because every wash day every pair your Blue Shirt white shorts got a brown smudge in the your wife don’t want that shit you’re driving the little lady crazy every wash day she’s down there talking to the washing machine grown man shitting his pants every week I gotta try and get this shit out of his shorts forty nine years old still shit dead fans ring-around-the-collar she ring around his then stop torturing your lady get you some brown polkadot shorts and let us search for the spot I’ll get some flower choice maybe the Browns bottle being a buttercup please never again Plus Size white shorts last but not least but most important you couples here when you get home tonight to your rooms apartments wherever it is some of you for the Car Buyer first time since you’ve been together wash up before you come to be freshen up you’ve been walking you’ve been in a cab walking up the steps jogging you’ve been at two or three meals in the toilet a couple of times you can’t get under the covers with that you gotta hit that thing with the washcloth let your mate hear you in the solid with the water running then they know you in there knocking that cheese off dalla mood both of you come to bed beat damp only Euell Gibbons would eat in dry Bush country and fellas jumpin a hot shower and washed in wild hickory nuts and cucumbers you lucky guys watch the zucchinis you unlucky guys wipe your jalapenos it’s a pretty girl I had a black wife was couldn’t get breakfast in bed oh you can’t get data back home I came home I said honey I worked all night get breakfast in bed what record shit go back bitch you been with that’s wrong see I tell you I’m getting divorced but it was my fault really I tell the truth now lady caught me in a motel in Henderson Nevada with a midget broad from Circus you don’t understand English so well and I tried explain to her I was cutting down I think that’s the only thing I hate in the world besides empty pockets the midget you come to see me you never see a midget where I’m working because it’s standing ordered the door no midgets I never liked them since I was a kid when I’m blue cigar-smoking my face made me sick three days long with that hot dog just roused me think no they come to my club where you’re working to sit down and swing their feet and kick customers on the shin like you always look up at you like they want you to help them do something how’s it get out of my way you have four gotta be firm but don’t ever fight a midget cause of a midget and hello nice mustard you got there buddy look like a half of what you call it hey can you curl are we around the air there when you get home look in the mirror and hold your head sideways like I told you I know there’s a lot of people wearing glasses tonight you folks wearing glasses you ever take time out to think how far ahead nature was planning is to put ears in the right place in case you have to wear glasses think about it this meat one here you’d be wearing goggles what did you cut this meat off completely and still here because the hole is more important than the meat would you agree with that what about ears that have been somewhere else like back here can you imagine what entertain I had to look at in case the crowd was really one thing it is we’re back here wouldn’t be too much quiz friend going home and I would haven’t said in know fellas I might whisper to a girl I like though the hey honey and over here is a smell like shit I hope no one was offended by my show here tonight if you were offended you stayed all the way through and it cuz you’re a dummy but and I want to say this I was asserting I don’t give a goddamn fool people don’t enjoy me because they’re not gonna be fans long anyway all right then I think about hey thank you I got a little song I want to do for you did not go move it I don’t sing that good but I feel good this too is called I know why I waited no I’ve been blue.
Braids each night for someone exactly like you why should we spend money I wanna show up – no one does love Z exactly like you make me feel so R and I wanna hand the world to you seem to understand each foolish little dreaming scheming now I know she taught me to the truth she met people someone she met me but someone she met me.